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Our computer got drunk and skipped foreplay. B+J talk to Stormy, a solo poly gal who never wanted a live-in partner. How do we get alone time with multiple partners? Lock yourself in a salty box if you want, and certainly don’t sew your mouth to someone’s butthole. Exploring the love languages, we can value all of our relationships and the varying types of intimacy that are possible. Hosted on Aca...

What would your life be like if you married the first person who made you horny? A fan goes to a ladyboy go-go bar with a stranger from the internet. She’s alive! Then BJ sit down with Lynne to talk about getting hands on experience, both casually and professionally. Jeremie has never experienced a nude massage. With a stroke (wink, wink. nudge, nudge) of luck, Bryde will get to add the finis...

OMG yes, female pleasure is a priority and here’s how you can contribute to the research! Nobody puts Bekah in a corner. Bryde and Jeremie talk to Steve, a self-professed “glass half empty guy” who’s worried about the funny looks he gets at Sobeys. He’s had some Pavlovian sexual experiences and knows not to shit where he eats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wedding anniversary episode! Does your wife always come first?! Also, how do you feel about period blood play? Asking for a friend. The crowd at Upstreet Brewery may have been shy at first, but we told them a few stories and closed with a happy ending. Then, big talks with Bryde’s big sister, Tara MacLean. We cover all the important points, like sisterly blowjob lesson and fairytales, fetishes and...

What's jealousy like in a long term, open relationship? We miss out on a complimentary stay at a hotel in Cancun, but an old brain boner guest resurfaces with an update - she is getting the hell out of Dodge, Asia with that stranger from the internet! Then Bryde and Jeremie basically write a concept for a feature with their guest Penny. Working title is Penny Jones' Milf Diary. Our milf guest is v...

Jeremie goes on a date with Bryde’s boyfriend. Pheromone hunters are looking for you on Tinder. Then we shake it out with The Ka and learn to relax, masturbate and find out that orgasms are ok! The Ka didn’t deliver on her spa night homework - an orgasm scavenger hunt - and is punished, much to her pleasure. Bryde admits the becoming the mistress of the brothel is her dream job. ‘Uterus raisin’ co...

This is your brain on Sex. Cirque du Soleil performers are great at yoga, and yogis are great in porn. Nobody is safe from work-place hazards or tragic deaths. J and B sit down with Melanie and shit gets real. Tales of birth control, revenge, abortion, and assault make for some dark, dark humour. Good thing we started with a lesson on giving great butt massages. Namaste.  Hosted on Acast. See...

Bryde and Jeremie are a little bit fried. Jeremie from Evolve, Bryde from wax play with Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah. Sex is a reset button. Unless you’re Asexual. B+J chat with katherine, a red seal pastry chef who will bring the cake and eat it too. Her favourite film is Lord of the Cock Rings. Does mother nature really want you to have babies? Because they eventually grow up to be 2 and a half ye...

Bekah has a close call, a stalker leaves some helpful information for our Virgin listener with a brain boner. B+J talk to Beth, a warrior woman who informs us that sex is when dad touches the boob and mom touches the penis, but she’d much rather spend her time between a woman’s legs. Bryde can’t do underboob but loves underarm pheromones. Jeremie’s penis might be the hulk. TMO Music: Sorrey -...

What makes a successful poly family vacation? Is it important to come out to your family as poly? Surprise guest Bekah shares her thoughts while Guy's real name is revealed. Whoops. Then b&j chat up M., just an average guy who likes to don heels and eye shadow. He teaches us that when you play with fire you don't necessarily get burned.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Thank you Folly Fest for the Turn Me On Love! PEI - hike up your skirts and get your lube ready, family vacation is in full-swing! We tackle a brain boner about methodology of attracting a third. Then B+J have a little barbershop talk with Travis, a trans barber who gets real with us about clits acting as dicks, masturbation techniques, and trans orgasms. Sit back, unzip, and enjoy. We need y...

Searching for helpful sexy time stimulators on the internet is disappointing yet a decently fun way to pass some time and get to know Jeremie better. Also, da f*ck is up with female orgasms? Listers, please describe your experience with the elusive Lady O. Then team BJ sit down with leathersmith Ryan from Babalon Leather who designs a leather line for sexy times. Ever see a person with a collar an...

How does a Luddite become a cam girl? Surely someone's horny for a computer illiterate, disheveled, makeup-less camming virgin. Anyway, Bryde made six bucks and she's not giving away any of her secrets. Jeremie ponders his qualifications for being the world's best porn actor. Hallelujah! Then B+J chat with Connie. When religion requires that you stay a virgin till you're married, how long does it...

Spit take. Once upon a time we got really into spit play, except it wasn’t with each other. Things get graphic as Jeremie describes his new found fetish. Summer is here, but snowballing is still very much a possibility. Then B+J and Elle wanna know if you lovers have you ever f*cked a wizard? A centaur? Be forward, push for foreplay, as always, communication is sexy as f*ck. They dive into the str...

Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah jumps back on the mic to review a super fun playtime and a sexy product from NYMPHNYC. Bryde gets to geek out on chakras, auras and crystal wands. B+J sit down with a masturbation loving babe named Karli who chats about her daily dose, a hot wharf, and the foreign language of flirting, in which Jeremie is not fluent. Also, other ways to meet your daily intake of fruits a...

Would you rather be fisted up to someone's elbow or toss someone’s freshly waxed salad? This and many other hard-hitting “Babe, would you rather…”’s are explored and some advice is requested from someone who will realistically never be our resident gynaecologist but realistically probably stole Bryde’s bra. Then B&J talk to Brandy, a trans woman who chats with us about transitioning, her exper...

So many activities to talk about. Hype the live show, Jeremie’s last day on earth with an un-waxed butthole, romance and pegging, and just straight up chat about approaching a poly lifestyle. Then Bryde and Jeremie talk with Chelsea, a foot fetish enthusiast who is basically kind of like the prince searching for the foot that fits the glass slipper. Except it’s the princess looking for the prince...

Jeremie has a long history of shi**ing on hot nurses. A listener wants to know if he should be straight up about his p*ssy worshiping desires to new sexual partners. Is owning up to your inexperience an invitation for some kinky hookups? Then, B+J sit down with Queen and Sub Zero, a couple in a female dominated relationship. Subby gets off on being caged, punished, and humiliated. Queen says...

Jeremie’s under the weather so we’ll keep the kissing to a minimum. Good job he’s got both a wife and a girlfriend to help him through his man cold. A listener is compiling a sexy time playlist - care to contribute? And then we talk to C about what he’s learned from sexing people through Craigslist connections, the many possible configurations of double penetration, the importance of a tasty...

So B+J went on a double date with their others and each other. Who sits with who and is there a seating champ? A listener sends a gift (more, please) and oh yeah, we announce our first LIVE show! Then we throw it to an conversation with a Sexual Behaviour Therapist who specializes in Paraphilia. What if you can’t tell a soul what turns you on? Spoiler alert: There’s a lid for every pot.&...

Oh boy. How common is it to fantasize about breastfeeding during sex? Is it inappropriate to ask your lover for a little of her mother’s milk on your cereal? Jeremie can’t be deterred from getting his butthole waxed, even after a listener sends in a horror story about vicious ball-scabbing. The duo talks to T and V, a “daddy dom” and “little girl” respectively, about the nurturing aspects of their...

On a scale of 1-10, how interested are you in having your butthole licked? We’re wondering how many times have you’ve bent over for the mirror and looked at your own. Does hair grow directly from the butthole? How expensive is it and who waxes men’s buttholes these days? A listener wants to know about sustaining a long distance sexual relationship. Then team BJ sit down with Kyla, a model with a h...

B+J are home from their maintenance staycation at a hotel down the street. I heard they were doing a business man/hooker role play.  And good thing Jeremie worked at x-citement video as a teenager. Little did he know at the time that over a decade later he'd be answering listener questions about couple friendly porno recommendations. Then the conversation unfolds with Tia, a sexually fluid, queer...

Raise your hand if you love hand jobs! Jeremie does. Is there such a thing as “too wet”? Probably. Is there a universal way to please a penis? One stroke to rule them all? Plus, A listener asks B&J how to bag a babe for her and her boyfriend to ravish in the bedroom, without the use of alcohol or tinder. Then the married duo chat with Andrew, a sexually charged and perhaps sexually fluid man who h...

Sex swings, glory holes, a mysterious man in the shadows with a johnson the size of a baby's arm holding an apple. This week on Turn Me On: Jeremie and Bryde each dive into what it was like at their first Halifax private invite only sex party. Was it hot? Did they bump uglies? Would they go back? Only one way to find out. Then we fill your heads with all sorts of KINK!! BDSM, CBT, Impact Play, Fir...