Tuesdays with Stories!

The boys are back from Louisiana and they're waxing poetic about the wedding! We're still in New Orleans in our minds folks, and we walk you through the entire nuptials! Holy HELL what a time! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGA...

The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man. Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Try Blue Chew for free at ht...

It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky.  Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle  seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and  he's chomping those fingernails! Normand goes to a...

Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset. Ari also has a new special...

The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about  Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about  meeting Parker Posey.  The guys talk about the women they find hottest.  You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention  Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You  have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets...

The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!    Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas i...

The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human  poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket  magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark  talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win  behind-the-scenes! Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to  San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the s...

Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-of-water story. Mark deals with a nightmare Q+A on the road, and then heads to Howie Mandel's pod, where Mandel calls Mark's mom and puts her on the spot! Joe does Bill Burr's podcast on the West Coast, and has an all-time hang in LA. It's a banger o...

This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an outdoor event! Joe takes in some more tennis, and Mark gets scolded about what's right and wrong with a straight-up racist! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories     Sponsors:   - Try Blue Chew for free at...

The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets a killer Pearl Jam ticket hook-up from Dan Soder. However, what happens when he gets tapped to announce for the US Open and it conflicts with the big night? What does Jojo do!?? Find out on a brand new bouncing baby Tuesdays! Our Stuff: patreon.com/t...

Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson! Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!! Ou...

It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen! Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task. Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys....

We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!! Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesday...

We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor party and we're talking shenanigans! With appearances by Chris Alan, Ari Shaffir, Doug Key, Bert Kreischer and more - it's a train wreck in paradise!! Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first - Support the show an...

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www. SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show: http://w...

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www. SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show: http://w...

Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues to grow, and an old lady rooks him in line for an international flight!!! Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes to see ho...

Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler! Sponsors: - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show by going to buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www. SheathUnderwear.com -Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 & Use code TUE...

Joe goes to Central Park and is taken aback by a topless woman in a wheelchair. Mark's merch goes missing, and the guys battle studio construction. Joe becomes a pro baseball player, and he accidentally invites one of his fellow players to be part of a throuple. Go Paddleheads!  Sponsors:  - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month.  - Support the show and quit smokin...

After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie! Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is. Sponsors: - Support the show...

It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart. ALSO! Check out the Pat...

Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!! Sponsors: - Support the show and quit smoking naturally with Füm. Save 10% by us...

It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are canceled! Joe heads to Magooby's where a woman in the audience shames him vocally and he gears up for his big movie premiere this upcoming week! The boys are getting are spanked in this one!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get up to 34% off some s...

Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseball! Meanwhile, Mark sees a real life road rage-fueled fist fight with a WWE-level chokeslam! The gays are getting a workout this week folks! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and...