Tsai Five Podcast

Smiley Faces, Hearts, and Graduation Caps 01.06.2021 33:15 ↓

Matthew's graduating and Elizabeth's returning to Malibu! Listen to the end of an era!

A Five-Year Dynasty Comes to an End 24.05.2021 50:48 ↓

After exerting our nefariously evil agenda on South Pasadena residents' FaceBook pages through Tiger Newspaper for the last five years, we have still not learned how to write a succinct, easy-to-read sentence.

The Difficult Intersection Between Funniness and Gender 17.05.2021 55:43 ↓

We have a somewhat real talk today! Also, it's literally just Elizabeth speaking for most of the episode!

Fortune Cookies and Birthday Cakes 10.05.2021 49:45 ↓

We take a creativity type quiz today!

You Got No Friends 04.05.2021 34:10 ↓

We talk about our extremely depressing lack of friends, and Elizabeth teases her first single.

The Trojan Horse 27.04.2021 59:34 ↓

Pepperdine class of 2025? Matthew has a mental breakdown? Elizabeth's transferring to San Diego State?

Family, Friend, Fly 19.04.2021 36:33 ↓

Live on the podcast: Elizabeth kills a spider!

We Love Press Junkies 12.04.2021 59:28 ↓

Today we discuss celebrities, social media, social anxiety, and why we're both so awkward.

Introducing For the First Time... 05.04.2021 43:27 ↓

Mr. and Mrs. Cookie Pork!

76% Coherence 29.03.2021 38:56 ↓

We complain about high school! Also, now everyone wants to see Elizabeth bop up and down.

MINT Loves Heroin 22.03.2021 46:24 ↓

Special guests Travis and Nicole are on the show! Today, we talk candidly about our heroin addictions and how Disney is pretty cool.

Pepperdine Hits Different 15.03.2021 30:06 ↓

Part two of our psychology series (who knows if part three will ever happen)!

What are Mistakes, if not Learning Happening? 08.03.2021 53:33 ↓

WARNING: This episode contains full WandaVision spoilers three minutes in. But more importantly, we introduce our new theme music today, courtesy of our cousin and future Grammy winner, Lucas!

Holy Motherforking Shirtballs! 01.03.2021 30:31 ↓

So... let's think about the way we think of things! Today, we talk about approaching tests and essays, watching movies, and inner monologues.

Marvel Studios Presents... 22.02.2021 44:40 ↓

Elizabeth and Matthew discuss half genocides vs. full genocides, the upcoming Loki Disney+ show, and why Thor: Ragnarok sucks.

On a Very Special Episode... 15.02.2021 1:01:59 ↓

The Tsai Five Podcast has guests, our cousins: Elijah, Lucas, and Jon! On this special episode, we talk about favorite memories, who's getting married last, and what it's like growing up with close-aged cousins.

I Got My Driver's Permit Last Week 09.02.2021 35:15 ↓

Just like we always talked about.

The Matthew Show 01.02.2021 34:05 ↓

Hey, showrunners! If you could cast Auli'i Cravalho, Selena Gomez, and Vanessa Hudgens as Matthew's love square, that'd be greatly appreciated.

Please Take Your Shoes Off 25.01.2021 34:16 ↓

Time to talk about our Asian-ness, pagodas, and how amazing Taiwanese sounds.

Will You Accept This Rose? 18.01.2021 43:13 ↓

WandaVision spoilers about 25 minutes in, but we know that no one gets that far, so it's all good.

Skunk Spray Impregnates My Sister 11.01.2021 39:32 ↓

We have a little Marvel Would You Rather? this episode in honor of WandaVision! Spoiler: Elizabeth dies in every hypothetical question.

Emergency Preparedness 04.01.2021 22:37 ↓

Welcome to Season 2 of the Tsai Five Podcast! Don't come into our house windows, or Elizabeth will jab your forehead with her stick.

Choking on Some Chicken 28.12.2020 34:14 ↓

Please excuse the lousy sound editing. It was Elizabeth's first time. She's still figuring some things out.

Elizabeth Makes a Kahoot 21.12.2020 34:45 ↓

Happy Kwanzaa. We make a Kahoot in this week's episode.

Always Check Your Artwork 14.12.2020 30:28 ↓

If you can't fart after taking the COVID vaccine, there's a problem. Also, Elizabeth and our dad are scientific proof of human cloning. So that's pretty cool.