Tsaastrology

The Tsaastrologers are back for a sixth season! This time, we'll be answering your letters through astrology. Unang-una na nga ang kwento ni Wanda and her childhood trauma. Malalampasan kaya niya ito?

If you ask a Pisces, maraming versions ang origin story nila. Pero iisa lang ang sure: Escapists sila through and through.

Yes, Aquarius is not a water sign. We go back sa f*cked up Greek myths and ask if it's worth it na maabduct kapalit ng pagiging immortal. Also... gheis.

Long-distance relationship o lockdown relationship? Sure kaming relate kayo dyan... at relate din ang special guests naming sila Janine Gutierrez, Yesh Burce, at Direk JP Habac of TBA Studios' movie, Dito at Doon. Maki-riot na at makigulo sa super fun special episode na ito!

Consistent naman ang imagery ng Capricorn pero ano ba talaga ang goat-fish? At kapag ba diniligan ang tigang na lupa anong mangyayari?

So, okay, pili kayo: Half-goat, half-man, o half-man, half-horse? One thing's for sure, Sagittarius' arrows always hit their mark.

Bakit nga ba kinakawawa ng mga Scorpio ang Taurus? Bakit pinapabagsak ng mga Taurus ang Scorpio? Alamin ang sagot sa mga iyan at kung ano kinalaman ng Scorpio kay Orion - isang fashionista, singer, at hunstman.

Libra's origins took us on a trip simula Babylon to Rome. Bakit nga ba indecisive sila? Tara, be our guest at samahan niyo kami sa episode na 'to.

May party sa 11th House at hot seat ngayon si Carisa from Coping With Carisa. Alamin natin kung bakit na-stress ang OB Gyne niya nung pinanganak siya. Pramis hindi niyo makakalimutan 'to.

Will the real single ladies please stand up? Charot. Isang malungkot na origin story para sa mga Virgo, lalo na sa mga unmarried women of Athens. But in all fairness, Virgos have been Beyoncé-ing the universe before Beyoncé herself.

The proud and mighty Leo. May iba't ibang associated origins man, same theme pa rin: traumatizing. No wonder they are how they are today. Give na naten yarn. They've been through a lot.

Hindi ba samgyupsal ang iniihaw? Bakit dito kimbap yung iniihaw? Nagbabalik ang isa na namang teatahan session, this time with the hosts of The Kimbop Show! Syempre, hindi ito basta-bastang teatahan lang dahil iroroast din namin sila based sa kanilang mga placements - at walang umuwing hindi sunog!

Interesting fact: Sa origin story ng Cancer, footnote lang siya. It got booted early on in the game. But still, Hera's pet deserved some recognition for participating. Alamin natin kung bakit at paano.

Yes, you've seen the name once or twice before. Yes, nag-panic ka rin na baka your astrological existence has been a lie. Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern serves the tea about the controversial 13th Zodiac and answers the question, "May pag-asa pa ba ang mga Gemini na hindi kamuhian ng mga tao?'

Taga-Encantadia kaya sila Meslamta-Ea at Lugal-ira? Na-corkscrew ka na ba ng swan? Is your dad a deus ex machina? Can you 'ride' a horse? Kilala mo ba si Jason and the Astronauts? Ano ang tawag sa Sisig sa Rada kapag closed sila? Sobrang daming tanong sa origins ng Gemini, parang personalities nila.

Akalain mo yun, buhay pa yung advice column? Cheret. Madami pa tayong paguusapan at letters na babasahin kaya eto na ang 4th installment ng mga walang kwentang advice from Tsaastrologer VP!

Mahirap na umorder ng bulgogi after this episode kasi hindi mo alam kung yung kakainin mo ba ay isang cursed na baka na medyo unhinged. Play niyo na para malaman natin ang origin story ng Taurus, mga ka-tea!

In this teabag EP, literal na tea ang laman. Walang chismis dito. Wala ring pag-tapon ng tsaa. Char or Tsaar. Listen to Nikki as he describes specific tea mixes custom blended for each of the zodiac signs.

Your favorite Tsaastrologers na sina Nikki, Bern, and VP are back for a whole new season! This time, they're digging up the origins of the zodiacs at ang unang kwento ay sa Aries na kapupulutan niyo ng tamang asal.

Meri Kurisumasu, mga ka-tea! Gusto niyo ba malaman ang best last-minute gift ideas para sa mga signs? Kami rin! Kasi worst and useless/pointless gift ideas ang naisip namin for our Christmas Teatahan. Enjoy our last episode for 2020!

Who is that sign I see, staring straight back at me? What if ang ka-pair mo ay ang kaparehong zodiac mo? Same mind ba? O riot ito? Here we go with Part Two of our final set of pairings this season. NOW WITH MORE GROWLS!

Another solo teabag from your resident Scorpio na laging may allergy. In this episode, Nikki talks about crystals na hindi nilalagay sa drinks. Basically crystals are rocks and minerals that are attuned to energies surrounding them. Whether you're a Pisces or a Virgo, you definitely can find a crystal that resonates with you and your Sun Sign. 

Who is that sign I see, staring straight back at me? What if ang ka-pair mo ay ang kaparehong zodiac mo? Same mind ba? O riot ito? Here we go with Part One of our final set of pairings this season!

Since compatibilities naman ang pinag-uusapan namin this season, we would be amiss kung hindi namin mababanggit ang synastry. So ano nga ba ito and ano ang mga kailangan i-consider when comparing your natal chart to that of your victi--este, potential partner? Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern teabags you with the basics of relationship astrology.

Nakakamiss din maglaro sa mga pa-intrams or sportsfest kaya na-feel namin na kailangan ng episode na sporty... especially sa mga pairing na'to na parang better teammates than lovers, but who knows?! Pakinggan mo nalang!