Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast

Kind of sounds like me, on the podcast. Have we ever had a five episode serial in Doctor Who? We have, right? I’m pretty sure we did but I genuinely don’t remember any more. A lot of classic who has been completely wiped from my mind because I needed the space in my brain forContinue reading →

Ok so this exact title doesn’t appear in the episode, sue me. Besides, we’re covering 50 Shades of Grey on Triple Play at some point soon and it’s better not to make confusing and conflicting post titles. Yes, I’m for real serious that we’re covering that trilogy at some point. If you don’t believe meContinue reading →

So once upon a time I had some fragments of memories. What was I saying? This week Kiyan and Dylan approach ever nearer to the end of this nightmare. That’s right Torchwood Season 2 ends in just one week for us. Oh what you thought I meant something else? well that’s silly of you whatContinue reading →

Ever get the feeling that you’re overly detached from commercialization? I do. So often in fact that I’ve come up with a name for it: ad rift. Despite what it may sound like, that has nothing to do with this week’s episode. It’s Adrift, written by Chris Chibnall and aired on March 19, 2008. TorchwoodContinue reading →

Ew. I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way including the entirety of the Torchwood team oh god why are they standing in the middle of the tracks someone please send help on my god I can’t stop the train. It’s From Out of the Rain,Continue reading →

A trapezoid has four sides, fun fact. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Our logo is blue, which means at your wedding you can bring Trust Your Doctor and that fulfills one of the four things you’re supposed to have. I don’t know about the rest, but you know if you need somethingContinue reading →

I thought of food mold for a hot second while writing that title. A day in the life of Dylan is quite boring, as is a day in the life of Kiyan (probably, I don’t know). So I wonder what a day in our death will be. Maybe something just as equally boring. I’m planningContinue reading →

Oh so that’s who Ian Chatterhouse was all this time. I kind of feel like a Dead Man Walking. This episode was recorded in the pre-election era, and right now I’m sitting here feeling like the last week took 4 months. I almost didn’t recognize a single thing we were talking about, which is prettyContinue reading →

I’m a barbie girl, in a TARDIS world. I seem to remember recording this episode before. Does the mayfly reset your brain as well? Do you just forget everything that you’ve seen and learned since the beginning of your life? That would actaully be pretty great, I have a lot of things to forget. LOTSContinue reading →

I don’t actually remember when we stopped doing quotes. This week Dylan, Kiyan, and Adam take a nice deep dive into Torchwood. It’s been a little while since we watched an episode that so unnerved us that we were shaken to the very core. Our entire notion of reality itself was questioned by this episode,Continue reading →

This week on Amazon ™ podcasts. I wonder when Amazon will own the world and bring us Amazon Meat ™. I don’t have anything else witty to say actually just figured that that would be a funny joke to make. Meat doesn’t even sound like a word any more but I’m sure if you thinkContinue reading →

You heard it here first, English is dead. Turns out Kiyan’s entire field of study is dead except for him. You might wonder if you’re stuck inside a strange YA novel, since that seems exactly the kind of thing that would be written into one of those plots. But let me assure you, this isContinue reading →

It’s like five round rapid without the rapid. I never did like rapids. People go on and on about how cute they are with their long ears and fluffy tails, but really they’re just rodents, right? Or maybe that was “rabbits.” Eh. Speaking of rodents, guess who “rode int”o town this week. It was theContinue reading →

I’ll be over here committing tax fraud during the purge, don’t mind me. Once upon a time I wanted to be a secret agent. But then I realized they probably wouldn’t like some sort of weird RSA expat who lives in the US. They might not trust that I’d be working in the best interestContinue reading →

Tune in soon as Kiyan gets yeeted into an active volcano live. Volcanoes. They’re hard to nail down. On the one hand, they can wreak destruction on an unimaginably immense scale. On the other hand, they’re sources of life. On the other other hand (the Tenth Doctor’s hand obviously), they have nothing to do withContinue reading →

A whole new level of useless! I’d like to be a captain. I think it’d be pretty cool to be Captain Dylan or Captain Kiyan. Imagine if we were both captains, and then it would be Captain Dylan and Captain Kiyan discuss Torchwood. Now wouldn’t that be absolutely wild? And then someone could steal ourContinue reading →

Gotta watch out for those Weevil fanatics Trial by combat takes on a new form when instead of combating each other they combat Weevils. Julius Caesar would be proud of the changes we’ve made to the format. At least I would hope so, since it really is an improvement. Now we only need to putContinue reading →

I met a mathematician once, but he didn’t want to talk about memes. Sometimes I forget to edit everything, and then I realize that I too am out of time. Just like everyone in this episode. Can you imagine if one day I was editing, and I paused to go to the store and justContinue reading →

Zoom zoom look at my lawn mower. There’s a notably small amount of discussion of Torchwood in this episode. I’m not really sure why. Maybe it’s because the episode was boring as hell. No really, it was really boring! And Eugene wasn’t really that sympathetic, he’s a stalker! Well anyway. It’s Random Shoes, written byContinue reading →

The more podcasts we do the more I think we should just do The Avengers. So one day I was just walking along right, and then this girl just pops out of nowhere and stabs me! And then she uses this glove and brings me back and I’m like, what the heck. Well then IContinue reading →

We should’ve named our website that, what were we thinking? Aw man I feel like I really missed out by never watching veggietales. I mean for real so many people seem to have considered it an integral part of their childhood. Everyone on the internet talks about it as if it was some sort ofContinue reading →

I’m about to crack this conspiracy wide open. A lovely stroll with the Village People. I look out across the village. We are happy here. We listen to Go West every day, on repeat. In the Navy is our national anthem. And when we’re feeling really risque, we’ll listen to YMCA. We’ve all heard itContinue reading →

The year is 2099. Big Finish prowls the street looking for non-Doctor Who fans. I had never even made any association between this and the really annoyingly catchy Disney song until right this second. And now that I’ve made that association I’m not going to be able to unmake it. Plus now you’ve probably gotContinue reading →

I wish I was a UNIT soldier who could indiscriminately fail at his job like that. Did you know I was partially cyberized once? It’s true, if you go back to some of our old episodes I’m sure you could hear when my voice would just go all cyber for some reason. Yeah that’s whenContinue reading →

Not to be confused with Ghost IN The Machine. If I had a ghost machine, I’d open that puppy up when I got into my apartment to find out if someone died in here. I might not want to actually know that, actually. Can you imagine if Gwen took the machine home, fired it up,Continue reading →