True Romance with Carolina Barlow and Devin Leary

Devin and Carolina celebrate and debate the ending of season 2 of The White Lotus - is kidnapping hot? Is Ethan forgivable? Is monogamy dead? Would you confront the Mafia for your boss? And what would you do if these gays were trying to murder you? These questions and more are answered as the ladies say arrivederci to the television event of the year.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Devin and Carolina cover the penultimate episode of The White Lotus - everything from the Greg theory coming true to Ethan’s misguided jealousy spiral and of course, Portia’s heinous outfits. Plus - predictions for the finale! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’re not caught up with White Lotus, contact your physician, and do not listen past minute 19 of this episode where there are SPOILERS for episode 5. We talk sex in Italy, Infidelity in Italy, that awful couple that’s happier than you, and the fan theories that are turning our blood colder than a blue Gatorade.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thanksgiving! Fittingly, Devin and Carolina start today on a contentious note, arguing everything from the politics of Tár, to Wendy vs. Mia in Potomac. They do eventually join in harmony as they talk about another departure from Paradise for a bunch of hot singles and a few weird people, also. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Devin and Carolina talk the Love is Blind S3 reunion and the clementines heard round the world. Plus, reflections on the Lacheys - in general. Then, the ladies head back to Bachelor in Paradise which they thought was over but isn’t quite yet! They discuss Mara being the Bethenny Frankel of Bachelor Nation, Aaron and Genevieve’s White Lotus-esque mind games, who’s getting married and who’s leaving...

Devin and Carolina discuss the latest trials and tribulations and utter devastations of Bachelor in Paradise and Love is Blind before diving deep into the urine and beer soaked slopes of Winter House where a bunch of full blown adults are dressing up like priests and crying in the middle of the day. The ladies answer questions like - Is there anything worse than having your relationship compared t...

Devin and Carolina cover the trauma (both visible and invisible) taking over the weird synthetic apartment buildings of Love is Blind and then return to BACHELOR IN PARADISE where a set of twins get lost from their mom, Shanae continues to be the most game cast member of all time, Hayden returns to talk more about his still-dying dog and Aaron disappoints Genevieve and, in turn, the world.  See om...

For the third time, the girls wonder, Is Love BLIND? They touch on the first few episodes of Love Is Blind, and when being a Ballerina does not snag you a husband! They discuss the red flag of a man who self-identifies as GOOFY, the Man Who Pretended To Cry, and the problem with men who hike. Then, they move on to the beaches of Mexico, to discuss the drama on Bachelor In Paradise, where women are...

Devin and Carolina are absolutely reeling from reality TV’s Super Bowl - BravoCon 2022! What happened to the Real Housewives of New Jersey panel? Why wasn’t Erika Jayne asked to participate in the song medley? Why were there so few restrictions on filming inside the venue? Then, the ladies dive into the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac and all the DM drama and touch on The Real Housewives...

Devin and Carolina start off discussing the relationship issues on the new season of The Real Housewives of Potomac. Then they move to the tropical beaches of Paradise, where the girls have the roses and are asking for validation and attention. AS ARE WE ALL! Devin and Carolina revel in this alternate universe where men cry at how hot their dates are and where storylines don’t have to end after ma...

Devin and Carolina couldn’t be happier to be back in Paradise with a bunch of singles who seemingly all met at Stagecoach and unfortunately, Jesse Palmer. They dive into Genevieve’s emotional rollercoaster that includes a date at a public pool, Shanae’s comeback, Lace’s genius attention tactics, Sierra and Michael deserving better than this franchise, Ashley I’s aggressive “manifesting”, the Salle...

Devin and Carolina discuss the best surprise to hit our Netflix algorithms since Selling OC - Love is Blind without the Lacheys! The men cosplay as friends, the women team up against Shaina but also invite her to hang out, Kyle and Deepti go on an awkward Hinge Date, Jarette and Lyanna prove love is not enough, and then…. A villain is born. And her name? Is Jessi. with an I.  See omnystudio.com/li...

Devin and Carolina have been through a lot but nothing could compare to the agony of watching the approximately 18 hour long finale of the Bachelorette in which they were forced to watch Rachel be humiliated by hologram clone host Jesse, intercut with footage of her trying to humiliate Tino, in response to him humiliating her by cheating, all while her parents watched. Thank god there was some lig...

Devin and Carolina discuss Oosten Botler (Austin Butler) and Devin demands a public apology from Tom Hanks for his performance in ELVIS. Carolina talks selling gifts from exes, and Devin revisits an old season from the Bachelor, just to remember how much more female contestants gave the audience. Then the women talk the newest episode of THE BACHELORETTE. Why are we idolizing big fathers and calli...

Devin confronts Carolina about her listening skills and Carolina describes her venture into non-LA dating apps (men with more mechanical skills than political views). Then, a Southern Charm update and finally - BACHELORETTE FANTASY SUITES! Sexual innuendo abounds as Gabby and Rachel try to talk about whether they’re going to have sex with three men without actually talking about having sex with th...

Devin and Carolina catch up on shocking news in the aftermath of J.Lo’s weddings: Ben is actually really good at Spanish. Then they hang out with Vanessa Gonzalez and talk meeting on Ok Cupid (you kids don’t even know), finding someone who texts you and how to handle long distance when you’re TOURING THE WORLD. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Devin and Carolina could not be more excited to have finally reached BACHELORETTE HOMETOWNS. What would you do if you came to your new boyfriend’s family home, and his dad asked you to “have a quick talk”? Is it possibly to be boring AND from New Orleans? Is Tino hot and is Jason’s Dad single? These questions and more are discussed in response to this episode about the most forgetful men in Americ...

Devin and Carolina discuss this week’s emotional episode of The Bachelorette in which two women decide whether they are ready and willing to meet the families of a bunch of men who don’t understand what the big deal is. Devin warns against the fallacy of a man who handles a breakup well, Carolina explains her attraction to Tino, and they both marvel at Rachel’s alarming inability to plan a good da...

Devin updates Carolina on some interesting dating app pickup lines and then the ladies exchange some high brow, mid brow and low brow recommendations from “cooking” sites to Snooki’s prime, to TLC’s overbearing mother subgenre. Finally, Devin and Carolina get to dive back into what actually seems to be the most dramatic Bachelorette season yet! It’s basically Dunkirk with girls - Logan’s confessio...

Devin and Carolina discuss the first four episodes of the new season of The Bachelorette and why it should be subtitled “Because of Trauma”. They talk about Rachel’s absolute terror surrounding love, the nightmare cruise ship, not being able to remember the new host’s name, whether silence is a green flag or a red flag in men, why Rachel gets all the worst dates including smelling men’s armpits an...

Devin recovered from Covid! Then she opened up her dating apps and found out that unlike women, men are NOT afraid to text bombard. Carolina sympathizes, and details her harrowing first day on tinder. The girls bring in Aidan Kahn (iZombie, Van Helsing, Upload) for True Romance’s new Man on The Street segment. Aidan talks about what it’s like to be a single guy and details his preferences on apps,...

Devin has COVID and JLO has a new last name! The ladies discuss the Bennifer wedding before diving into a true cinematic classic - season one of Bravo’s Southern Charm and all the chaos of Kathryn Dennis’s iconic arc from side character to main character. Plus, Devin catches Carolina up on her Covid binges of the new Love Island UK and the new Bachelorette premiere.  See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Carolina and Devin are finally together in person and Devin only yells at Carolina once or twice or a few times! Devin catches Carolina up on her time in Ireland meeting men in parking lots and Carolina is inspired to put herself out there more even though it’s really, really scary. Then, the ladies discuss some celebrity romance drama, the Kennedy curse, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sout...

As Taylor Swift would say, “Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace.” This week the girls decided to speak on the Wild West of dating apps.  They ask the questions that have plagued today’s Modern Woman such as: Do straight men know how to take a selfie? Can you leave a date if a guy starts talking about brewing his own beer? How do you hold on to the ounce of faith that you’ll meet someone on an app...

Devin and Carolina are medicated by psychiatrists but even their heavy lifting SSRIs are no match for the news. So, instead they look to joy. Devin gives notes on Top Gun (not enough sex) and then they talk another sequel: Magic Mike XXL, and its star, Channing Tatum, who has literally never done ANYTHING wrong. Plus, the strip routine in the gas station by Joe Manganiello, which is pro-labor and...