True Neutral

Holy god damn, there's so much news, Keenan and Derek were getting bogged down every week by the immense amount of news that enters our lives. In an effort to combat this, the bois have decided to an entire episode of news, and you know what's messed up? It's not even everything they wanted to talk about, but hey, here's a stupid hour of stupid news because the world is stupid. Hosted on Acast. Se...

So, the people in charge of our country are idiots, we get more evidence of this everyday. Derek played some Need for Speed, which sounds alright. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apparently, there may be huuuuge structures underneath the Great Pyramids, which is nuts. There's also a bunch of crazy, political bullshit happening, da bois quick fire some of that. Derek goes over some games he's played and Keenan got a new bass! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Derek loves Ancient Aliens, so Keenan asked him to get the Steam version of the video game they made for it. Super worth it. Mahmoud Khalil is being illegally detained for expressing an opinion, this is immensely dangerous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we point out how messed up the moves the right side of our US political folks make pretty often and have been vocal about how much Trump and Elon suck. One thing we've failed to bring up enough is that the left side of the aisle is really bad at doing, well, anything, most of the time. Unaligned, unclear motives, unclear goals, they can't even protest in a way that matters. And Derek can't f...

Oh my goodness, every week we think it can't get more stupid or worse, and wouldn't ya know it? This administration can't seem to help topping themselves at every opportunity, we can only hope that'll lead to topping themselves, British styles. The rest of the week is piles of barely followable debris, but they do speak on it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So Elon Musk had a chainsaw at CPAC or whatever, Derek read a good book and Keenan got a new computer. They talk about all of it and then some I tell ya what. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So there's a lot of terrible news, too, but we got a better idea of how mummy's smell. Also, Keenan started playing a new game for him and tells Derek about that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holy Shit show all around the world, but mostly here in the US. Also, Derek tells Keenan about a book he read, how good? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't you worry, there's more bad news than we put in the title, we're in hell. Join us while we try to laugh about it. Apparently the tariffs have been put on hold, don't think the bois addressed that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, look, there's more to this episode than the title suggests, but the world is burning and it was Keenan's birthday last week. Them and Derek are just trying to see the good where it is as the world burns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey hey hey, we live in a fascist nation, near officially, it seems, that blows. The bois talk about why that is as well as some other news. Also, Derek's been incredibly sick and has been playing Final Fantasy, both bois get invested in talking about this, probably due to the current hellscape our country is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

California's on fire again, people are being very normal about it. Trump wants to just have other parts of the world to be America, very normal stuff for a President Elect. Really, it's been a very normal week. Go about your business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy, it's a new year, and 2025 started with some good ol' domestic terrorism, just to get us off on the right foot, I guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter has been doing some, uh, interesting legal things. Derek got the latest Mario Party! What doesn't this show have? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is a lot more news than is implied by the title, Happy Holidays! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we talk about some other stuff, but Marvel Rivals is pretty good, Trump eliminating birthright citizenship is bad, True Neutral. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump endorsed a shady brand of guitars that ripped off designs and Marvel released an Overwatch and called it Rivals, both Keenan and Derek have been playing it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got some news, we got some noisy baby, we got some classics revisited, we got it all. Keenan and Derek talk about all of it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OOOh boi, Derek's brought Keenan some news this week, that boxing Irishman battered a woman, Trump's picked more idiots and World War three is ramping up fairly quickly. Gonna get eventful. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's made some decisions. Derek and Keenan endure it together, you're welcome to join. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, for the podcast, it's been a bad week. Derek and Keenan both have personal things happening in their life they don't want to or can't talk about. Luckily there's people like Tim Lambesis and Kathryn Hahn to distract and entertain us(not in the same way). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holy shit, so much news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As I Lay Dying is/was a band with some interesting things happening behind the scenes. Speaking of behind the scenes, Musk, rich boy, has been having chats with Putin. Oh, Keenan watched Alien, the first one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Arthur Knight", one of many aliases of a loser rapist, has partially admitted to lying. Keenan watched the first six episodes of Agatha All Along and has some thoughts. Then them and Derek also talk about some other news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.