True Neutral

So, the Trump administration has decided to kidnap the president of a foreign nation, for the oil, and they're not even hiding it. Also, the bois have some good ideas for T-Shirts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas happened, as it tends to do, and the bois existed during that time, so they have some stuff to talk about. The president extended his warmest possible wishes for the country and Derek's been playing that Harry Potter game, which he seems to enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a shitty couple of days, Australia had a shooting, we lost the legendary Rob Reiner, and the president is a piece of shit in nearly every way imaginable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warner Brothers is getting sold to somebody, one way or another we're getting closer to an entertainment monopoly. The US Government flew fighter jets near(but apparently not technically in) Venezuelan airspace. Also, they don't talk about it in the episode, but the US also stole a very large oil tanker, so that's probably good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oooh, boy, Hegseth's a dick, the military's a dick, ChatGPT is a dick, I'm getting real tired. Keenan and Derek sum up some of these dicks, and also that dick that got left by his band at a gas station. Which is so funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're probably doing a South American war, so that's bad. Derek played a game, though, and he likes that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DOGE is done, and didn't do much of anything. Trump met with Zohran Mamdani, that was fun. The Webb telescope helped some scientists see some kool stuff in space, Derek and Keenan talk about all that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not a whole lot of personal news this week, Derek and Keenan didn't do much, but the news did a few things. They talk about that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The president has actively tried to stop contingency funds for SNAP and has said that federal funds will not be used to reimburse what states have paid out so far. That man hates poor people, or at least his actions do. And Derek got to play a game he's excited about, Keenan's still playing Pokemon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's done some Truthing, Derek and Keenan didn't do much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The department of homeland security is continuing to show how unserious we are as a nation and Keenan played some of the new Pokemon game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gosh, is there really more news? I guess so, the bois talked about it a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keenan and Derek bullshit for a bit, Keenan talks about why skate. is still bad and Derek talks about Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chrocicles, a remake or remaster of one of his very favorite games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There sure is a lot of news, people telling jokes to murderers, there may be an honest deal between Hamas and Israel, and we've got troops in various of our own cities. So ya know, who knows, ya know? I don't, do you? Ya know! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're complicated people, because we're human, so Derek and Keenan missed a week. Also, part of what that means is that they do an overview of some of the newses that happened, then talk about a cute little video game for a bit. Thus is the essence of the duality of humankind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We saw pyrotechnics, merch, and a lot of violent rhetoric, but that's very normal for funerals, right? Trump went to the UN where he did a speech(very good), but almost didn't make it to the podium because of an immensely dangerous escalator! But don't worry, any inconvenience was taken in stride, and handled with matur- I'm just kidding, he cried like a little baby on his cancerously, ad filled,...

Da bois discuss the local county fairs, Derek's been playing Strange Horticulture, which sounds interesting. Keenan's been playing skate., or skate 4, depending on who you are, in its early access version. As someone who's been playing since the first skate game in 2007, they have some thoughts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, there was an another shooting at a school, but the boys don't spend much time on the Evergreen High shooting. Tragedies suck, but are usually the work of one or two unwell individuals. Voting against releasing a list of wealthy people who definitely spent personal time with a well known pedophile and sex trafficker, probably to support and engage in those crimes, takes at least 51 unwell indi...

That's not really all they talk about in this one, but it is important to note that RFK Jr. is an absolute dumb fuck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Derek and Keenan spend some time at the top of the episode just talking about video games, a judge had to tell the current administration that deporting minors without any due process is a bad thing, and Trump may be alive, but he really wants you to forget the name Epstein. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lot of things are probably happening, Jack White, some other stuff. Derek's still playing Diablo and Keenan played an old game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AI chatbots are harmless, if you know what they are and what they're used for. If you don't understand them, or are looking for any shred of validation in the soul sucking world we exist in, then they can be a little weird, scary, and even dangerous. Also, Derek's started playing a new game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, do I understand the inherent absurdity of our titles being an extreme social/cultural situation and a video game? No, no I don't, but I do understand that "relocating" the homeless will not stop with D.C. and Diablo is not a game for everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A woman was found dead with 26 cell phones attached to her, so that's interesting. PBS and NPR are going down, and that sucks. Derek's feeling better, and Keenan got a new guitar, so those are good things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, Derek's feeling well enough to get mad about people eating art, and other stuff happened, Keenan's there, it's a whole episode or whatever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.