Trophies are for Winners

The Super Bowl is over, but we'll keep you updated on the score! - Even Hollywood knows Avatar 2 sucked. - This episode goes off the rails because Nancy is free-balling. - Game-changers. To watch the video game cut scenes and spoil the show, or not. - If you have to be told not to off yourself, we have a message for you - IT’S A TV SHOW!! - Redneck Nancy longs for some mountain bird pie from Omaha...

Welcome to Season 2! ** REMEMBER - We talk about movies and TV show’s we’ve seen - and we assume you have too. Don’t come crying to us if you find out what sex your baby is before your dumb reveal party! - Listen to two old people yell at the clouds about TV seasons. - Nancy tries to tell a joke. - The Last of Us episodes 1-4. - Nancy doesn’t realize Fringe was better than X-Files. - Scott loses h...

In our season 1 Ultimate Grande Finale episode, Nancy and Scott share their 5 worst and favorite movies of 2022. That's 20 movies in the event you're one of those whose math looks like a tick-tack-toe box. Math doesn't have boxes people! Anywho, listen up and match your best and worst to ours, then find out why you're probably wrong. Can you hear that Academy!?!?

In this very special family holiday episode: - Nancy learns how to use her headphones, and take a drink. - Scott got the poops. - Fruitcake or Fruitquake? - Raging Rudolph - Nancy is introduced to the Peanuts theme. - The Star Wars Christmas Special still sucks! - Guardians Christmas, why didn’t Peter just go back to Earth? - Spirited won’t scare your kids - But it will make you feel guilty about...

In this episode: Salted Caramel Whiskey is Still the Guest Host Triple D-Box Everybody Dies in a Marvel Movie Longest Funeral Ever Lil’ Tach Nancy’s Closet Fight for Men’s Rights DC Fans are Dark and Smell Bad What’s Our Motto? Use Soap! Shaka When the Walls Fell $25 Popcorn Buckets

This one is kind of long. Hopefully you won’t be looking to time travel your way out before we finish talking up the run of Jodi Whittaker as The Doctor. The gems of today's episode include: - Actors in Power of the Doctor - Doctors in Power of the Doctor? - Nancy can’t drive a computer and has a grumpy dump. - Dissecting the Doctors, and your mother. - Anything to keep Nancy from talking about he...

That's the House of the Dragon season finale, not ours! We have plenty more salted caramel whiskey & eggnog goodness to give you enough cavities to hold off until the Dragons return in 2024! WTF?! In this episode we talk about how: - Die Hard was predictable, unlike our episodes. - Skippers chowder weather is back. - Don’t bring a Mini Cooper to a dragon fight, you’ll shoot your eye out! - See...

10 things you missed about this podcast! - Lord of the No Sex Power RIngs - The Rant - Sitting on a broken washing machine - Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter ‘M’ - Martin’s lack of vowels - A Fruit Cart and a Fearell/Ferrel/Wild Child - Ring the bell - Beast Beneath the Boards - TAFW - Asshat! - Chicken Pox money for Zunes

What the hell was that? Now that Nancy has been rescued from the dragon pit and Scott has mopped up the floor after a Sense8 marathon, we're back in the studio and cranking out episodes. This episode covers episodes 7 & 8 of House of the Dragon, with the next two finishing the season. Those are in the hopper now getting a hot oil massage and should be up any hour now as well. In the meantime,...

We’re baaaaack! We’ve been gone a couple weeks as life just gut nutty for both of us after Labor Day, hopefully this makes up for it! Live in Technicolor from our new studio in downtown Burbank! Well, we’re recording from our new studio, but it’s in Scott’s basement. In this episode Nancy and Scott serve up a traditional Lutheran funeral reception's worth of all kinds of different hot dishes for y...

Labor Day bonus episode: Nancy and Scott talk House of the Dragon episode 2, diversity casting, wokenesss, and fake people - or, why imaginary dark-skinned characters can’t have white hair. Also, Horny Downton Abbey, Maverick Jaws, Danny was set up, and more dragons right meow!

Sorry for Scott’s audio, he wouldn’t keep his face in front of the mic! In this episode Nancy and Scott attempt to focus on the Pon Farr from the Star Trek universe. We talk about the differences (and similarities) from one series/movie to another (you're welcome Canon Bitches) and the ridiculousness of how characters are twisted and contorted to bring Star Trek Sexy Time to the screen. There’s al...

In the premiere episode of Trophies are for Winners, Scott and Nancy discuss why they've decided now is the time to try and save America with their special insight on, well, everything. We talk Trophies are for Winners, Kid Rock & the State Fair, Trigger Warnings for TV, and finally House of the Dragon series premiere. Music by Pixabay.