Ellie & Geordie
Tres Dignified
An American family clings to their dignity as they drop everything and move to France for a career opportunity. Hear about moving across the continents with two small children, two big dogs, no French language ability, and a long list of things they can’t wait to see, do, and eat. What can possibly go wrong?
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Ellie & Geordie
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Latest episode
Nov 1, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 73: To London and Back and Back and Back 01.11.2026 37:33
We reflect on recent unrest in France. Then we visit London (twice) before returning to France for its first ever NFL game. Stay for the Salon du Chocolat, and a luxury pumpkin festival.
Episode 72: Masus and Sink Holes 19.10.2026 27:07
A warm expat apero, a 14th anniversary sushi date, baby gym, bike rides, and yoga — plus a sinkhole in the driveway and blood on the toaster. The camembert was transcendent.
Episode 71: Fish, Wolf, Bear, Head Lice 05.10.2026 36:25
Back to school! We're loving the routine, and keeping it fresh with animal adventures, a bit of culture, and all the wine bars.
Episode 70: Alpine Summer, Part 2 21.09.2026 40:14
We wrap up this epic Alpine summer in La Clusaz, with a couple stops in Annecy. When we're not eating local cheeses, we're conquering fears of heights and children's movie matinees. But in the end, we have to somehow make it home...
Episode 69: Alpine Summer, Part 1 07.09.2026 49:01
Season 3 opens with August in the Alps, by way of the Jura. Listen as we travel between illness and adventure. This episode takes us first to Maisod, and then to Samoens.
Episode 68: Baking with the Bakers; Season Finale 13.07.2026 33:28
Brutal heat waves in France, hosting friends, market days in Saint-Germain-en-Laye, and a guest segment with the Baker family. Then we're off to the Loire-Atlantique coast exploring salt marshes, touring a submarine museum, visiting an oceanarium, sailing on a catamaran, and enjoying local seafood, baguettes and galettes. It must be the season finale!
Episode 67: Divide and Conquer 21.06.2026 27:44
A quick trip to the U.S. for a reunion, a chaotic solo-parent weekend, a 3-year-old driving a go-kart, another head injury, a Jack White concert, and memorable meals from lobster rolls to Michelin‑level arancini. Things are really heating up.
Episode 66, Part 2: Lille 08.06.2026 23:17
We brave that famous mid-May Lille swelter, and would even do it again. Find out why.
Episode 66, Part 1: Normandy and Roland Garros 01.06.2026 21:58
We're storming the beaches in family-friendly fashion, taking in the history and tastes of Normandy. Plus there's a day at Roland Garros. How much can we fit into the month of May? Enough to make it a two-parter!
Episode 65, Part 2: The Grind 18.05.2026 11:12
After a sunny Croatian break, the family returns to a string of May holidays in France and chaotic long weekends.
Episode 65, Part 1: Croatia 11.05.2026 36:53
Između prekrasnih pogleda i nezaboravnih obroka svježih morskih plodova, putovanje uključuje otkrića na igralištu, nekoliko nezgoda, obiteljske svađe i puno smijeha - sve dok pokušavaju ostati u istom timu i shvatiti što slijedi.
Episode 64: Why Not Wednesday 27.04.2026 26:32
What happens when Ellie cuts loose? Tune in to find out.
Episode 63: Lapin de Pâques 13.04.2026 33:47
Family Easter gatherings and egg hunts, a day trip to Brussels, a peaceful visit to Monet's gardens in Giverny, and a lively date night at a new food hall where a surprisingly affordable côte de boeuf steals the show. Between kid meltdowns, neighborhood friendships, standout meals like a lamb roast and perfect strawberries, and plans for a trip and local farm camp, they reflect on what went right,...
Episode 62: Ellie's Labyrinth 30.03.2026 30:06
Falling ill, a birthday with steak frites and a disappointing ice cream cake, and a thoughtful rainbow umbrella gift. Then a thrilling visit to a safari-style zoo with a two-kilometer labyrinth, memories from international school parties, and a proud DIY fix of a dangerous terrace edge.
Episode 61: Dolomites & Animal Hospitals 15.03.2026 37:35
Goulash, gondolas, kids area. It's a dream vacation in South Tyrol. But back home the mood shifts when Nova falls ill.
Episode 61: Dolomites Teaser 02.03.2026 10:35
We’ve arrived in the Dolomites and this episode teases our family’s ski-week adventure in a kid-friendly hotel, after a travel slog of flights, trains, and a strike. We recap recent moments at home — vacation camp, kids’ activities, and two healthcare visits: Porter’s eye appointment leading to new glasses, and a dental check-up in France. Expect more stories from Italy in the next episode.
Episode 60: Valentine’s Day Chaos 15.02.2026 28:03
A standout soft-opening dinner with friends at Le 21—hay-smoked trout preparations, a decadent lobster Thermidor, roasted cabbage, and a wildflower cake—paired with natural wines. Then we explore the sprawling Saint-Ouen flea market. What happened the week before? Who knows.
Episode 59: The Sound of Music (Sad and Bad) 02.02.2026 24:31
Over a hectic fortnight we share a charity tennis tournament, a uniquely European baby concert, food mishaps and sickness, a painful foot injury, and a memorable steak dinner—balancing what went right and what went wrong as they look ahead to new adventures.
Episode 58: Snomakase 18.01.2026 23:19
Small victories in potty training progress and canelé baking. Food highlights from tacos to a standout sushi dinner. The heartbreaking chaos of missing remotes and unplowed roads.
Episode 57: Tipsy Turvy 05.01.2026 36:34
We spent the holiday staycation in France navigating potty training, sick kids, and a visit from family while exploring local parks, a family circus, and neighborhood markets. Food and drink steal the show — tartiflette, wine, chocolate mousse and festive breakfasts. These bottles were the highlights: Montaigne from Domaine Belmont Bourgogne, Hautes Cotes de Beaune from Ludovic Pierrot Les Parcel...
Episode 56: What Went Wrong? 22.12.2025 32:08
A cliffhanger resolved. A lively pig roast. A magical trip to Strasbourg’s Christmas markets. Milk of the chicken.
Episode 55: That Time Nothing Went Wrong / Houseguests 08.12.2025 17:00
For some, it may be Thanksgiving. For us, we're getting ready for Christmas at a decorated Chateau with roaring fireplaces, animatronic polar bears and scented kitchens, plus marshmallow roasting, ice skating and velour capes. We also welcome Ellie's parents, who seem pretty confident that nothing will go wrong...
Episode 54: Dordogne 24.11.2025 55:39
Pandas at ZooParc de Beauval, charming châteaux, a Gallo‑Roman museum, a sturgeon farm with caviar and vodka tastings, the stunning Padirac underground river, the Lascaux replica caves, walnut mills, medieval Sarlat, and a warm Halloween farm evening with local community spirit. So, yeah. It's the Dordogne episode.
Episode 53: Early Mornings and Houseguests 10.11.2025 24:28
We welcome Ellie's brother and sister-in-law just as we're catching our breath from one trip to the next. But catching breath does not mean sleeping in. It's up and at 'em, as we get in our steps, patronize the restaurants, conquer the local school, and play some tennis. What else? Find out!
Episode 52: Sardinia 27.10.2025 42:38
"Sardinia: Sheep, Stones and Sea — A Weekend That Changed Us" is the episode title suggested by AI. Ok, let's go with that. Have a listen.
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