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Do you like taking unnecessary risks and hate Nazis? Then you're going to love this movie. Strap on your ill-gotten jet pack and blast off with us as we discuss The Rocketeer.   Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com

Do you like taking unnecessary risks and hate Nazis? Then you're going to love this movie. Strap on your ill-gotten jet pack and blast off with us as we discuss The Rocketeer.   Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com

What is the perfect movie, and why is it a PG-rated, candy-coated late '80s musical-slash-sex comedy starring Oscar-winning actress and almost-Olympian Geena Davis entertaining Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans, and Jim Carrey as horny fur-covered aliens who crash landed in her pool in search of babes. Join us as we ask a lot of questions about Earth Girls Are Easy.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com...

Sail away with us as we dive into the wet and wild disaster that is Waterworld. From babies with back tattoos to pirates on jet skis to Kevin Costner drinking his own urine, this movie has it all, yet, regrettably, also has nothing you want.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram+Twitter: @ traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

It's our 69th episode, so we're making it a sexy one as we discuss one of the most erotic Robin Hoods ever committed to celluloid, second only to the smokeshow that is Disney's fox version. Everything we do, we do it for you as we discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

In challenging times, true heroes emerge to fight for our freedom, and sometimes those heroes are traumatized teens who are alarmingly good at shooting commies with rocket launchers. Join us in our socially distanced bunkers as we discuss Red Dawn.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

This episode comes to you from the Before Time, when we felt bold enough to make predictions about the coming weeks that turned out to be not that far off. So while you're stuck at home, don't read any spellbooks you find out loud, because you might end up socially distancing with a pirate ghost who drinks all your booze and is almost impossible to get rid of.    suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.co...

Social distancing may be our new reality, but as least we're not as socially distanced as the protagonists of this week's movie: Dennis Quaid and a genderfluid lizard alien who are marooned for years on a desolate planet until one of them dies in childbirth and leaves the other to parent the child. Take a wild ride with us from the comfort of your home as we discuss Enemy Mine.   suggestions@ trau...

We're hurtling through space and into the mouth of madness for a 1979 sci-fi adventure featuring Anthony Perkins, a deranged starship captain, and a whole bunch of baffling robots. We have a lot of questions as we get sucked into The Black Hole.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com   Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

It's a rite of passage for teens to keeps secrets from their parents, like when they sneak out to go to a kegger at Porkchop's lake house, or dump the corpse of their babysitter and fake their way into a job at a fashion house while embezzling a small fortune. You know, teen stuff. We're discussing the very relatable 1991 comedy, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodc...

We've discussed some weird movies before, but few are as bonkers or as soul-crushingly sad as this animated tale about an abandoned unicorn and his girl versus a murderous puppet. We uncover more questions than answers as we explore Unico In The Island of Magic. suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com   Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Our Christmas episode got lost in a big snowstorm and we almost had to cancel, but thankfully a little genetic aberration with a shiny red nose has guided us to you just in time for the twelfth day of Christmas, so we're technically in under the wire. Celebrate the new year with us as we discuss Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatized...

A killer is forced by magical contract to assume his victim's identity and carry out his unfinished business as the eternal punishment for his crimes. Horror novella? Or the plot of a family Christmas film? You be the judge as we discuss The Santa Clause. suggestions@traumatizedpodcast .com Twitter + Instagram: @ traumatizedcast.com facebook.com/traumatizedcast

If God and the Devil had a podcast, Manon would be the microphone. Grab your black duster and your finest baby tee and call the corners with us as we discuss the deeply bonkers 1996 tale of teenage witches gone bad, The Craft.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Trick or treat! This week, we're discussing a movie that's both. Join the only podcast hosts with the nards to ask important questions like "Why are kids' Halloween movies so obsessed with virgins?" and "Where is Dracula getting all that dynamite?" Grab a plastic pumpkin full of candy and celebrate Halloween with us as we discuss The Monster Squad. suggestions@traumatizedpodcast .com Twitter + Ins...

Have you ever asked yourself, "What if Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but medieval?" If you have, congratulations, you're Richard Donner, and you are responsible for this 1985 sword and sorcery film about a woman in bird's clothing and the wolfman who loves her. Join us as we work through the many, many questions we have about Ladyhawke.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traum...

Descend with us into the New York City sewers with everyone's favorite heroes in a half-shell as we discuss the 1990 live-action film version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

In our first ever Rewind episode, we're revisiting an old episode to take advantage of a pop culture event that's taking advantage of our collective nostalgia in a magnificent nostalgia ouroboros. Before you watch The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance on Netflix, take a listen to our 2018 episode about the original 1982 film.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcas...

We're ending our long and unplanned summer break with D.A.R.Y.L., a tale of a perfect robot boy who was never programmed to love, but who learns how anyway. Join us as we discuss this post-modern Pinocchio story and ask yourself if you could be nicer to your Alexa.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Summer is in full swing, so let's celebrate the July 4th holiday in the most American way we know how: blowing up the world's most powerful shark. That's right, we're discussing the OG summer blockbuster, Jaws.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

What do you get if you take the premise of E.T. and ruin it? Mac and Me, that's what. Is it so bad it's good? Is it so bad it turned the corner and became good? Is it in fact a perfect film that we're all too simple-minded to appreciate? We explore these questions and many more in this episode, which is definitely not sponsored by McDonald's. suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter...

What do you get if you take the premise of E.T. and ruin it? Mac and Me, that's what. Is it so bad it's good? Is it so bad it turned the corner and became good? Is it in fact a perfect film that we're all too simple-minded to appreciate? We explore these questions and many more in this episode, which is definitely not sponsored by McDonald's. suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter...

This week, we're taking a ride in mom's station wagon into the lawless wilds of 1980s Chicago as we watch Adventures in Babysitting, a film in which the good judgement of a teen girl gets her charges almost gets her charges killed in a number of terrible ways. White-knuckle your way through this one with us, won't you?   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast fac...

Usually when a dude has two ferrets, it's a dealbreaker, but not if he's the leathery hero of The Beastmaster, a deliciously campy epic about the adventures of a simple warrior who can talk to animals. Put on your best loincloth and join us on a safari of crazy. Child sacrifice has never been this fun! suggestions@traumatizedpodcast .com Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatiz...

Let David Bowie's skin-tight pants awaken the dance magic within you as we dive head first into the puppet bacchanal that is Jim Henson's Labyrinth. Come, lose yourself in our wonderful maze as we ruin yet another beloved childhood film for ourselves in our 50th episode.   suggestions@ traumatizedpodcast.com Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast