Trash'fer Brains

Happy early 4th of July Everybody! Join Phil & Steve as they try and solve the greatest mystery of all time. Does Jody's aunt live in her own house or is she a low down rotten freeloader. Or does she even exist at all? Regardless Uncle Sam is kicking ass and touching faces, so grab a well-done rack of ribs pop in this episode and we'll figure this out together.

Join your favorite trashy dilettantes as they dive into the mind, dreams and imagination of the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is he in Recall or is he actually a secret agent trying to take down a Mars-based rebellion? Or maybe, he's just layed out in a heroin den with a needle sticking out of his arm and drool spilling out of his mouth. Who knows.

Bonus Commentary Time!! This week it's the monstrous 35-foot shark herself but of course in 3-D! Please watch along with the episode, for it's the best way to consume it.

Oh boy, join your trashy compadres on their first step into the world of Sleepaway Camp. A Universe where kid diddling and forced sex reassignment is the norm and short shorts are a must. Steve's mind will never be the same after witnessing this movie's traumatic twist ending.

Break out your boombox and get jiggy with the boys as they shoulder roll their way through Friday Part 3. Mr. Voorhees was to busy getting his cardio in to be creative with his kills in this one, so Phil and Steve take their time trashing this waste of film.

Who's the best cooler in the game? It's Swayze baby! Join the boys for this action-packed bar brawl of an episode. Full of dress Gi tops and throat rips, Phil and Steve go through it all in this one.

The boys learn their alphabet from the craziest person they know, Nicolas Cage! Is he a vampire or is he insane...he's insane -- he's insane for sure. So catch yourself a snack ( I prefer a pigeon) and join us for Vampires Kiss!

There's a monster in Lake Normand! Well probably just a fish -- but is it a monstrous fish!? -- Nah probably just a normal fish. Before the boys get to lake monsters though, a pit stop back in Bladenboro for a depression-era fire poltergeist! Join them, my goat-headed horror fiends, as they want to hear from you and your scary stories as well.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a spaceship filled with intergalactic dumpster puppet monsters! The boys dress in their finest of red leathers and discuss the hilarious and classic film from the '80s, Critters.

Well, it's finally happened. The boys were selected for Running Man. Don't worry though, they're spirits are high and are ready to accept a gory death or holy glory. There's only one thing they can to prepare and that's watching their hero. Nay! Their God, Arnold Schwarzenegger win this beast of a contest.

The youth just aren't allowed to bang, are they? Even aliens are traversing the cosmos just to kill them in the throes of passion. Ze Boys are saddened by this...only for a moment though because KILLER KLOWNS are afoot and they needs to be talked about. Join them, my goat-headed minions, JOIN THEM!

Welcome to the pilot episode of Fear'fer Brains. Our trashy compadres leave fiction behind and delve headfirst into the totally real and trustworthy encounters of the paranormal. Join them as they recount the terrifying tale of a vampiric hell cat known as the Beast of Bladenboro.

Hey-oh all my fiendish friends, join your favorite gimp suit wearing companions as they trudge through the dingy labyrinth that is People Under the Stairs. Don't be a fool and miss out on all the cannibalistic and incestuous fun...I may regret saying that.

Time is nothing and nothing has ever happened, except time is vast and everything that could happen has happened. We're all dead whilst also alive with violent Kanki diarrhea... But don't worry about that and join the boys as they learn how to satisfy a woman by one of the slickest men in the game. JCVD in Timecop!

What to do you get when you mix Kiefer Sutherland, a sexy saxophonist and the two Corys? The Lost Boys of course! Join the boys as they teeter back and forth on if this a good or terrible movie. I don't actually think they give a definite answer so...I guess we'll just never know.

Join your trashy compadres as they put their Halloween series to rest (for now). Micheals back on the loose and hunting anyone with a speech impediment, so stay clear all you stuttering Stanleys. The boys try their best not to go to hard on one of the worst installments in the franchise but fail miserably. It's Halloween 5 BABY!!

Bonus commentary time! This week it's the devil doll himself in Childs Play. Please watch along with the episode, for it's the best way to consume it. We hope everyone is home and safe during these crazy times, we'll try our best to keep the episodes coming for some extra entertainment while we're all quarantined.

Well...the boys are a bit drunk and don't seem to care much for this movie. I didn't think teleportation was such a bad thing but our tipsy compadres have had enough apparently. So join in and laugh at them laughing at this movie, it's time for Halloween 4!!

Our first ever commentary episode (so be gentle)! Please watch along with the episode, for it's the best way to consume it. We hope everyone is home and safe during these crazy times, we'll try our best to keep the episodes coming for some extra entertainment while we're all quarantined.

Our trashy compadres get a little mixed & jumbled on this one. Can you blame them? Go find your Mom's oldest and dirtiest sweater and join the boys as they savagely make fun of a disfigured and misunderstood man-boy in Friday the 13th Part 2!

This week an entire fleet of Christines has taken over the world! Join our confused trashy compadres as they try and figure out what is and isn't a motor vehicle. It's Steven Kings Maximum Overdrive!

Join the boys as they watch an hour and a half long tutorial on how to hack whilst falling in love. Psych! They actually watched a tutorial on how to shoot innocent security guards with flare guns. This week on Trash'fer brains, it's Hackers! MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST

Join the boys on a ride-along with the most sophisticated law enforcement officer in Detroit, Robert Cop. Slick Dick Jones doesn't have a chance with these two on the case. That is of course if they don't get hung up on if Officer Lewis is lusting after RoboCop or not. This Week It's RoboCop!!

The time has come, for Commando! Where's Jenny's mother? Why does Bennett look like a fisherman who also raves on the weekend? Who the hell actually is Ex El Presidente? Join the boys as they try to answer all these questions and MORE in today's episode!!

This week, Deadly Prey is on the docket. Join our trashy compadres as they talk their way through murder montage after murder montage, trying not to go insane in the process. So smear grease across your face, put your daisy dukes on and get ready for another episode of Trash'fer Brains!