Trash'fer Brains

Just a couple young guns tryin to put a few coherent sentences together for the folks listening at home. Maybe we should of hired Tunstall to give us a few lessons. Or maybe just have a few less beers. Regulators mount up!!

A Maniac is on the loose but fear not dear listeners, Phil and Steve are here and on the case! Of course, Phil's passed out in a ditch and Steve's shotgunning Cheladas in the bathroom our the local murder mart. All right, I guess you should probably fear...at least a little.

Jean-Claude Van Damme, The Mummy, and Bishop go head to head...what else needs to be said.

Betrayed by nostalgia, the boys wade through the thickets of Vietnam flashbacks, rubber monsters and ill placed comedy. Put on some fatigues and your favorite 80's pop song because today we discuss 1985's House!

I don't think Phil and Steve have ever seen this many karate chops in one movie. Even the air caught a piece of Steven Seagal's open hand in this movie. So wake up from the coma that is all our reality and listen to this weeks episode -- Hard to Kill -- or you'll know what will happen...perish of course.

The episode where the boys talk about Childs Play 2 and a fire breaks out in the apartment. We apologize for the abrupt time skip at the end but a week had passed between recordings. Still, we hope you enjoy the episode!

This week ze boyz wade through possibly the worst revenge plot of all time. I don't have much to say about this one...other than it's real real...real dumb. -- okay, a shark yells in this movie...it yells...alright, that's all I have to say.

Join ze Boys as they recount their journey with a randomly chosen action spec script with a Captain America sticker slapped on the cover. They're pretty sure nothing actually happened in this movie and good golly I think their right...oher than Steve Rogers being a absolute savage, of course.

Poor Wayne, doomed to wander the ruins of his old stomping grounds , a Catholic orphanage burned thrice by hellfire. Forced to scare the stars out of any red eyed booze-bag college kid that dares step foot in Crybaby Lane.

Okay everyone, grab your katana cane ( that we all know you have) and feel you way to that play button. Today ze boys have been challenged to figure out what Blind Fury is actually about (spoilers, they don’t). Just because they’re more confused coming out, of this episode, as they were going in doesn’t mean its not worth a listen.

Bracey’s back to join your trashy compadres for an atmospheric sci-fi horror adventure. The trio talk about one of the most underrated movies of the seventies, Phantasm! BOOOOYYY, you better press play on this episode or you know what will happen, Perish of course. Make sure to go and check out Bracey’s Youtube channel where he does retro game reviews Bracey M (RetroSnow)

Thanks for a great first year!

Eriquee Chaneé makes ze boys take Tunnelers, lifeless dead body, and slam it into their skulls; in an attempt to escape from his long winded bandaged up zombie face. Of coarse, Eriquee wasn't having that so he brought them back to life, with his puppet juice (aka PJ), just to bore them back to death with one of his pointless speeches.

Phil and Steve are taking a chance, perhaps risking it all to bring you this episode. But let's leave Covid in the dust and go back to a simpler time. A time of beautifully choreographed Bmx dances and doing butt stuff in the woods. It's time to get into Rad baby and as always Listen or Perish!

Grab your popcorn, invite your friends, make a blanket fort and get ready for one hell of a slumber party! Although someone out there isn't ready for slumber, he isn't ready to put his Pj's on. In fact, he's covered in denim and rifling through your Dad's power tools. Denim Dan is his name and Demin Dan plays no games.

Robert Cop is at it again! With the most interesting villains in Detroit dead, it only leaves bland drug-addled cult leaders for the cyborg bullet dispenser to use as target practice. Your favorite trashy compadres spend, the better part of, an hour wading through subplot after subplot only to realize this movie may in fact be pointless.

Nancy's back! And she's leading a new group of teens (to their deaths) in the second Nightmare sequel. Joined by Kristen, the gang tries desperately to figure out when Freddy was killed and exactly how many people it took to do the deed. The answer may shock you...but probably not.

Kevin Bacon has a fever dream in the middle of the desert and thinks giant sand turds are out to get him, meanwhile, Fred Ward desperately tries to find his way out of the town of Perfection to get onto the set of Miami Blues on time.

As the mob tries to dip its toes into martial arts, our protagonist has to decide who he's going to spend the rest of his life with. Will it be RJ, the Michael Jackson impersonator, or Kelly, a lovely young lady who has about two minutes of screen time in this movie and does absolutely nothing? Spoiler, it's Kelly.

A quaint love story between a Gandhi loving surfer bro and a brawny closeted lumberjack comes to a close in a riveting action-packed race for each other's hearts. Ze boys try their best not to sully the name of a beloved historical figure in today's relaxed episode on AIRBORNE!

The boys are back and honestly, they're a bit confused. Bad Lieutenant threw them through a loop, Werner Herzog and Nicolas Cage together is one hell of a combo. Bare with your trashy compadres as they wade through this beautiful mess of a movie.