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We are back from our Internet issues but experienced a whole slew of messiness this record! We apologize for the audio quality on Rebecca's track and just... *gestures vaguely* On the bright side, we talk about Jane Austen? 

We had some ~technical difficulties~ this week, but we'll be back next week.  In the meantime please go check out Warrior Life which can be found wherever you get your podcasts!

It's a... good chapter?? Apologies again for the mic-bumping noises as we troubleshoot new mics and new set ups!  The best video on the Internet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXowfha2dTE 

Did you know Spring Awakening was a musical? It's not really that relevant but we wanted to let you know. Apologies for the thumping noises - we were recording in person (YAY) and getting used to a new mic set up! 

Are you playing Hades? You should play Hades. CW for end of life care. No episode next week! 

This one's a real downer folks. Full list of CWs below. (But we also talk about Spiderman?)   Content Warning: assault, psychological manipulation, domestic violence, abuse, school shootings

There's a long disability rights conversation and more talk of how Ian rules! Also, Rebecca's audio inexplicably cuts out like 5 seconds before the end - we are sorry!   Disability rights groups: Disability Rights Advocates - https://dralegal.org/ National Disability Rights Network - https://www.ndrn.org/

Rebecca and Colleen somehow link Bella, Jacob, Edward, Wanderer, Melanie AND Jesus Christ.  We also to stick to theme continue to rag on Jared because he's the WORST

It is the return of the terrible boys, and Rebecca forgets an extremely famous person's name (trust us, it's the funniest thing all episode).

There's sociology buzz words, there's science, there's incomprehensible laughter. Really a good showing overall.   Ryan Gosling SNL alien sketches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kELDEdMbkyg

You're welcome for not describing in intense gory detail the intense gory grossness your favorite podcast hosts had to read this chapter. 

One of us has a new mic and one of us doesn't - who sounds more NPR this episode? Here is the Sarah Z video Rebecca referenced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RgI1yH2_ys&t=482s

This episode has real even-chapter syndrome y'all. Also, we apologize for the mic and sound issues you hear in this episode - for next week and all episodes moving forward, we will both have new, fancier mics! Look at us go! 

Rebecca and Colleen spend more time than expected talking about corn and mother-child relationships

Life finds a way, and it found a way to keep us from getting y'all an episode this week. We're sorry and we'll be back next week!

"We made it to the 20 minute mark"

Like a cactus in the rainforest, these characters simply won't grow! 

If the episode length and title don't give you a general sense of this chapter then I don't know what to tell you. 

We talk about how 14 year olds actually act and how Jeb can still win. How One Man Convinced 200 Klu Klux Klan Members to Give Up Their Robes

Everyone makes mistakes! Including us! On things we've said the same for three years! 

If you've ever watched The Bachelor and can confirm some names for us within this episode, let us know! It's even funnier if we're accidentally right. 

Did Timothee Chalamet give YOU chlamydia? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Call 877-CASH-NOW.   Alex Hirsch reporting the Hamburglar: https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch/status/1324893912461291521?lang=en

There is danger and boomers afoot for our protagonists...

In this one we create both a new podcast idea and a new religion, both of which are equally important and serious.

This one has a long and important rant about disability rights!   Sarah Z video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52zD-aGqjA