Trash Delivery

alt title “You'd Be Surprised How Many People Send Us Pubes”

well I didn't spill a beer into the mixer this time

if you saw me say that this is a messed up ep on twitter don't get your hopes up for anything kooky, the messed up part is just that I spill a beer into the mixer and abort the episode

please visit r/trashdelivery.com to dispense your governor mandated pod feedback. and sorry about the AC sound I’ll fix it next ep.

sorry it's so reverby I'll fix it for the next ep I edited out the part where we talked about what's happening in Palestine right now because it felt tone deaf to the gravity of the situation to have it lumped in with all of our usual bullshit but here's a link to where you can donate if you can - www.globalgiving.org/projects/icareaboutpeace/

another episode of this podcast

reminder that all references to drugs in this episode are fictional improv elements representing the characters of dustin nick and kevin in the context of the Trash Delivery universe

the title isn't the thing kevin said it should be but is something he said so hopefully he doesn't freak out on me too much

we talk about a bunch of stuff. sorry about the reverb, had to boost nick's audio for mic technique reasons

"It's with complete and utter conviction that I am extremely straight" - Kevin, a brave man here's the music video - https://youtu.be/5bdTkeP0jpE

(it's nick's BAC)

here it is

I think ultimately what will be retained from the “new format” attempt you can hear remnants of on this ep is that Nick and Kevin are gonna have some notes too from now on

Embarassing drunken stories, a petty theft tell-all, and gossip about a left online personality?!? Now this is an ep! edit: changed episode title

ultimately I decided against calling this ep "dick on your poop" EDIT: after fan backlash I have submitted and renamed this episode from “CuckPillow” to “Dick On Your Poop”

he didn't really but you should still listen to this episode just to make sure

kevin's last episode before going to jail also full disclosure I stole my nancy pelosi impression from Jack Allison

big future guest news tucked away at the end of this one if you can make it past the last segment where I get in the weeds about tankie shit the links promised in the show: 1) - https://drapeau-rouge.tumblr.com/post/139328915664/introduction-in-1818-in-the-middle-of-the/amp?__twitter_impression=true 2) - https://redsails.org/why-marxism/

we recorded this on monday so that's why we don't talk about georgia or the chuds storming the capitol

edit: It's uh, come to my attention that the xi pooh bear shit is being done for racist reasons which somehow soared over all three of our heads. Sorry, if we sound insensitive, we're actually mostly just dumb.

this is kind of the christmas episode

we had to record remotely due to covid exposure reasons so the show is bad again. right as it was about to get good, damn. also our discord recording bot cut out early

new ep just in time to keep you company for the holiday if like us you're supporting antifa's war on thanksgiving and rejecting your families today. also Mario and luigi are really on this episode no joke

we talk about election fraud, the wrong shakespeare guy, and catholicism, and also I had enough drinks to entertain kanye’s presidential prospects

nothing like a nice steady rot