Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson - make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his f**ked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!

The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ p**s-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato p**ser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!

Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally f**king up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: f**ked sing-alongs, p*ss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!

Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some f**ked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park After Dark today, Boys?

Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!

The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday, but before they get totally f**ked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?

Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!

Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home! He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big f**kin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though...

The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky's made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what a 'horizontal refreshment' is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!

The Boys are still partying into the weekend - except Julian's lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the contents of Ricky's fridge, and discuss the worst kids' names, eating an octopus, and why wombats s**t bricks!

It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already f**ked up! They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!

Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the sh*tter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!

Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to s**t last night - literally! Thank fack Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!

Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy f**k, that hash jello was strong...

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but do you eat it or burp it?!? Also: Getting f**ked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!

Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird f**king ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!

Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!

Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as f**k?!

The Boys have a special guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some f**ked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!

It's raining horsecocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to f**k up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!

Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the f**kin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged! Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to... Canada!

For f**k's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fusion cuisine treat!

A big f**king welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is f**ked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!

Why does Bubbles want to open a supermarket in his shed? Who was Julian's first Star Trek crush? Why does Ricky want to be a seal? And why in the f**k is everyone speaking French?!? Grab some popcorn (sans Band-Aid) and tune in! Episode 189 is brought to you by the official  Trailer Park Boys Store,   SwearNet.com  (the only place to watch the video of this podcash),  Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadia...

The Boys are back from their tropical cruise - and Ricky and Julian are sick as f**k! Was it the BBQ chicken, Randy's cheeseburgers, or the steak with weird sauce? Bubbles investigates! Also: the dangers of jerking your goalie, and how to avenge Randy for his dirty burgers! Episode 188 is brought to you by the official  Trailer Park Boys Store,   SwearNet.com  (the only place to watch the video of...