The Palmer Squares

TPS Reports Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 108 episodes

The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.

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The Palmer Squares

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Comedy

Latest episode

Oct 28, 2026

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Episodes

323. Flarp For Brains 05.06.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss grape diarrhea, "Houdini" by Eminem, Civil War vs. Furiosa, ear plugs, riding dirty, the last few tour shows, video roulette, arguing about the Mandela effect & a teen rapper shooting himself on IG Live. Outro song: "Greener Grass" by Earthworm & Nate Kiz Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, s...

322. Baphomet (feat. Chase Bays) 22.05.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and their merch guy Chase discuss late night soaks, clogging the hotel toilet, hookah vapes, ear infections, Olivia Coleman naked, paper cups, all-gender bathrooms, MKUltra, cloud seeding, sexy grapefruits & hemoglobin.  Outro song: "Dear Moonlight" by Owl Green (feat. The Grouch & Eligh) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlis...

321. Never A Dull Moment (feat. Escape From The ZOO) 15.05.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Escape From The ZOO discuss being locked in a dark room, the worst sound guy ever, diss couplets, chocolate juice, the world's biggest dump, unhealthy obsessions, UFC 301, clogged ears & shots in the ass. Outro song: "Silver Lining" by Doom Scroll Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & wha...

320. Blammy Crodie 08.05.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Kendrick's diss tracks, Joe Hale Osteen, Cutco knives, Colorado crowds, rapping at elevation, taking another mans hat, portals to Africa, Earth shapes, trusting information & flight paths. Outro song: "Rolling Rock" by Loser Chris (feat. Chris DiCola, TobyRaps, James Begin, Cameron James) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Pla...

319. Cucked By God 01.05.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss double shots of whiskey, $6 tips, waving towels, Term's MRI results, performing in coffee shops, a guy crashing his flying machine & Zodiac signs. Outro song: "Shit Show" by Escape From The ZOO Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel...

318. Take Me To Chutch 24.04.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss drinking on night one, wacky poops, big giant butts, watching the new Road House, Drake's AI diss track, eating cereal, Cody Canada, smoking resin in your 30's & skateboarding game shows. Outro song: "Loosie" by Spenny & Eric Gordon Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever e...

317. Spotty Opal Dishes 17.04.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss UFC 300, protestors at the airport, puking up tacos, movie bingo night, hitting the woah, conjoined twins, humpcaps & birds chirping at 6am. Outro song: "The Best Is Yet To Come" by Ben Buck feat. Vel Nine & DJ Trackstar Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsre...

316. Abe Fever 10.04.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss setting trends, the Curb series finale, hobo punk, Term going to the hospital and seeing a neurologist, Happy Gilmore & Omar slamming bags at O'Hare. Outro song: "Deal or No Deal" by Ubi Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free t...

315. Riding The Worm 27.03.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing with Little Stranger, Term getting kicked out of the Cleveland afterparty, nose beers, the Nickelodeon documentary, boner city, Dream Scenario & getting headaches while wacking off. Outro song: "Road Dog" by Damn Skippy Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to...

314. Exploding Head Syndrome 20.03.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss latching onto phrases, choosing sides, migraines, gas nozzles, Term going to urgent care, pukey drip leaks & hunting for pizza. Outro song: "Who Said What" by neverendingspliff (feat. Killatime) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and fee...

313. Base Munt 13.03.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss awfully hot coffee pots, running out of gas at the gas station, home invasion homicides, the definition of gooning, tongue piercings & cats cradle on a yo-yo. Outro song: "Bored AF" by Ralphy London feat. The Palmer Squares Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsrep...

312. Hentai Gooner 06.03.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Schoolboy Q albums, bedroom basketball, throwing pennies at birds, being sick on the road, Meek Mill tweets, Curb Your Enthusiasm & the new French Montana album. Outro song: "Loungin" by Spenny & Josh Grant Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@g...

311. Memory Hole 21.02.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental losing his voice, Term's UFC bets, NBA All-Star Weekend, Alicia Keys hitting a sour note, psychological operations, sudden death syndrome & the first dibs rule. Outro song: "Hurricane Rugged" by Roshin Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@...

310. Cringe Party (feat. Dylan Grassl) 14.02.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Dylan Grassl discuss potluck poops, Joe Biden laser eyes, Drake's wiener, an old interview with The Palmer Squares, blowing up like Chernobyl & breathy cover songs. Outro song: "Van Go" by Grieves & Mouse Powell Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@...

309. Flip To Side B Widdit 07.02.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Shapiro stans, Travis Scott throwing chairs, Jay-Z standing on business, vaseline bars, new seasons of old HBO shows, RFK debating Dave Smith & Millie's poopy butt. Outro song: "Ease Up" by Tropidelic Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com a...

308. It's A Yamaka Homie No Cap 31.01.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss bowling pains, Eminem's new song, watching Tubi in the car, driving over cop cars, pet squirrels, writing trade-offs & holding another man's wiener.  Outro song: "Oh Well" by Owl Green feat. DJ.Fresh Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com an...

307. Sticking Out Your Gyatt For The Rizzler 24.01.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss keeping up with new slang, skibidi toilets, deepfake robocalls, Acumental's old rhymebook, jars of pickles & the newest season of Fargo. Outro song: "Grey" by Tobyraps x The Palmer Squares Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free...

306. MGK Day 17.01.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss sweet bubbas, doodie jingles, razor blade guitars, showing up for your babe, shredding Canadian money, Reeskees Pieces (reprise) & favorite TPS music videos. Outro song: "Loch Ness" by Robscure (feat. Sol ChYld) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@...

305. Standing On Business 10.01.2024

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss drinking holidays, Term going to the ballet, getting pulled over, bipping licks, free salmon, Patreon updates & clams casino. Outro song: "PATIENCE" by DvNeHppy Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at...

304. LaCroix Boy (feat. TobyRaps) 20.12.2023

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with TobyRaps to discuss rap superstars, getting road-sick, reasons to respect MGK, making positive songs, angel numbers, shotgunning beverages & music for deaf people. Click here to watch this episode on YouTube (subscribe!) Outro song: "80085" by The Sandwich Boiz Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send ques...

303. Crumbum Lush 13.12.2023

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss pie charts, green room graffiti, hotel bed bugs, useless sound checks, Term having an altercation with a fan in Vancouver, looking up to underground artists & reading the dictionary. Outro song: "Tattoo Tears" by Raw Milk Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsrepor...

302. Goblin Mode 06.12.2023

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going skiing, avalanche warnings, Doja Cat losing lighters, Oxford's word of the year, outdated slang, hobos vs. bums, stealing ice cream & Jack the Bipper. Outro song: "Secret Ingredients" by Will Is Chillin' Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gm...

301. Just Like A Kite 29.11.2023

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss bums doing heroin on the sidewalk, rental insurance, rapping for old ladies, André 3000 flute music, Term's family on Family Feud & delivering a pizza to Mila Kunis. Outro song: "OFF THE PAVEMENT!" by S. Reidy Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gm...

300. Milking The Mayo 15.11.2023

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's broken head, playing shorter sets on tour, Amy the manager, barking at the sound guy, trading shoes, throwing chairs & making a TPS porno. Outro song: "Detail" by Nahte Renmus (feat. Jarv) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and fe...

299. All This Bullsh...crap 01.11.2023

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental rapping like everyone's mom, famed afflictions, an interview with Yeat, time machines, getting the shaft, Dog the Bounty Hunter & mogul jumps. Outro song: "In A Box" by DJ Hoppa feat. Wax & Demrick Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@...

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