TPS Reports Podcast

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smuggling sausages, cold shrimp, apologies to Um-Guy, fidget putty, Derek Foreal, porn star names, walk-off knockouts, dealing with addiction & MGK's Jim Carrey impression. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Give It Up" by Tobyraps (feat. Wax) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stor...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss meeting Chali 2na at Everwild, Stephen Marley watching their set, murder hornets, nose beers triggering the doodies, opening acts & Jarv being a Gaylord Focker. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "DIY / IDK" by The White Moms Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term losing a million dollars, Happy Gilmore 2, painting sandboxes, wet hotel carpet, handicap parking, mope-fest, Sydney Sweeney's great jeans & bran muffins. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Good Ass Life" by Acumental (feat. Joshua "Showtime" Williams) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send q...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's Budapest trip, broken windshields, rat ashes, performing at Red Rocks, puking on airplanes, the cost of exposure, farting in a lady's face & rigor mortis crowds. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Easy" by neverendingspliff (feat. The Palmer Squares) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send q...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's wedding weekend, doing ketamine for the first time, drinking tickets, weasel faces, MGK forgetting his lyrics, Kodak Black wiping boogers on a lady, sweaty udders, Final Destination movies & blue beef. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Finger Pop" by Acumental & Nate Kiz Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Albu...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss getting invited to the Gathering of the Juggalos, a ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge, anime abortion memes, changing diapers, bad comedy sequels, Scoochie Boochie & the new Black Flag lineup. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Fit To Be Tied" by Acumental (feat. G-Mo Skee) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss one pound fish, rapping over your album track, pee-wee shoes, souring the whole night in Bellingham, 4chan circa 2008, crackwh0res & favorite skate videos. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Came with the Funk" by palmTree Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories &am...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss the gayest bar in Seattle, Indian traffic incidents, pilot grapes, offensive lyrics, sperm races, dapper diss tracks & hooking up in a movie theater. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Choosey" by Term and Vantablac Sol Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories &...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing in nightclubs, stolen car keys, cousin sucking, John Candy movies, iron shirts, crypto investments & victims of poisoning. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Peace and Love" by Roshin & Gritfall Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tp...

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss post-set glizzies, Junebug's ashes, Bill Smith's new album, white rappers on Mount Rushmore, drunk stepdad fights & quoting Dumb and Dumber at the strip club. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "4:20 in Cleveland" by Tobyraps Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & what...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their recent Chicago show, ripped pants, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, corncob toilet paper, grill salesmen, missing the drop, deaf elephants & John Hughes movies. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Common Cents." by Mike DFG Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the W...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Dave Blunts at Rolling Loud, stealing garlic powder, delivering empty boxes, coworker music, social media addiction, funny modern movies, Charles Manson & getting a tattoo on painkillers. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Cold February" by Haiku Poetics Smoochie Gang Playlist...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss German boxing champions, tuxedo shoes, brown rings, 17-year-old wolves, the second hardest rap verse in the world & fumbling the push-off. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Too Slow" by The Palmer Squares feat. Jarv Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Plea...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smoking less weed, locking-in, Adrien Brody's insufferable Oscar speech, Trump AI videos, abusing phone numbers, doing side quests & insanely loud fireworks. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "What Is Happy?" by Brayell Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist P...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching the wrong movies, Jarv's cesspool show, the Cymande concert, losing listeners over political comments, engagement farming, fans begging Drake for money, legalizing comedy & making burgers. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "WonderLand" by $hawnyglass Smoochie Gang Play...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with the entire Rap 101 Tour to discuss ear infections, gooey wormholes, simping for billionaires, Vince McMahon's texts, Kendrick's halftime show, the F-word, white rappers all being Eminem & mass deportations. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "One Million Dollars" by King G...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Grammy winners, Emilia Perez, unearthed tweets, NBA trades, overweight Lyft riders, cyber farting, dead figure skaters & country roads. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund! ❤️ Outro song: "Brass Tacks" by Earthworm, Nate Kiz Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send q...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Roseanne rapping, terrible TikTok music, Dexter Original Sin, X-Pac action figures, zesty pants, throwing hot coffee in a woman's face & the worst rap battle ever. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund! ❤️ Outro song: "Organic" by Roshin feat. J Scienide Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Trump's inauguration, Nazi salutes, wedding dances, conscious pop music, juiced pecs, new gatekeepers, David Lynch movies, men without pants & watching TV shows week-to-week. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund! ❤️ Outro song: "El Niño" by Pudge Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week P...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss winning trivia night, seeing Luis J. Gomez, classic rock, blowing the silent guy, rhyme biters at the Luigi rally, Term fighting Jake Paul, being unfamiliar with the most popular things & hot cheese soup. Outro song: "Introverted Extrovert" by Kembe X (feat. Ab Soul) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term'...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching Band of Brothers, not smoking weed, hot yoga, Term rapping with his dad's band, hotdog eating contests, Diddy's prison meals, flesh colored undergarments, Derrick Rose night & Doug Stanhope's new special. Outro song: "Rap 101" by Jarv Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Play...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss depressing hallways at the old folks' home, Ice Spice's dramatic weight loss, new Diddy accusations, fingerboarding in public, Tom Hardy's rap identity & having an opinion on everything. Outro song: "Cerberus" by The White Moms Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE Donate to Epik1's cancer treatment GoFundMe  In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss dark comedy, passive aggressive comments, kooky followers, bags full of evidence, requiem flarp, trending on Shazam, golden fountains & Term's defensive approach to sparring. Outro song: "The Testament" by Ill Conscious Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's A...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss bowling shoes, Dane Cook's new special, the Sweethearts soundtrack, Dave Blunts rapping on an oxygen tank, bad teachers, cringy memes & deep cleanings at the dentist. Outro song: "Accolades" by Nahte Renmus Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories &...

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the Hampton Beach show, Kendrick's new album, Lord of the Rings, getting beat up by teenagers, Cyber Monday, Turkeyhead movies, tonality issues & blumpkin spice Outro song: "Can't Stop" by The Suspect Allegedly Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stori...