The Palmer Squares

TPS Reports Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 108 episodes

The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.

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The Palmer Squares

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Comedy

Latest episode

Oct 28, 2026

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Episodes

373. Diarrhea Pilot 22.10.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss wiener socks, betting on the hat, the John Candy documentary, tainted nookie, top-5 favorite movies, foofy scarves, Michael J. Fox outtakes & emotional music on the car radio. Outro song: "Ring Around the Rosie" by Roshin x Gritfall Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else...

372. Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch 15.10.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Drew's wedding band, 40-second fart blasts, eggs on top of the roof, Tim Robinson roles, simping for babies, chicken sandwiches & Manscaped sponsorships. Outro song: "Ostriches" by James Begin Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel...

371. Pirate Hog 08.10.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Paul Thomas Anderson movies, meager rib bites, spending too much money, UFC 370, ice buttplugs, smoking hella blunts, violent rap verses & wasting all our film. Outro song: "Neon Signs" by Robscure Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and...

370. Bi-Winning 01.10.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at Holy Smokes festival, stolen merch, seeing The Effigies at Riot Fest, GWAR beheading the president, the Charlie Sheen documentary, sneaking into movies, sparring combos & Spike Lee joints. Watch the Perennial music video Outro song: "Pesto" by Pudge Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send question...

369. The Grey Area 17.09.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going to the Little Brother concert, Jacksonville ticket sales, political assassinations, frozen yogurt, pop-punk Picturesque, bullet inscriptions & big D's in prison. Watch the Perennial music video Outro song: "Homage" by Keith Da Maestro Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatev...

368. Chipocalypse Now 10.09.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Marshmallow vs. Together, sketchy water, Trump declaring war on Chicago, salt trucks, flarping eagles, an AI cover of Picturesque & how to find a booking agent.  Outro song: "Manners" by Skevious Tips (feat. Shea Michael) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsrepor...

367. I Been Moving Different 03.09.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's new album, prank phone calls, Philly cheesesteaks, Chance The Rapper's "Star Line", hootie rolls & Tyler The Creator's sexuality. Outro song: "Hypothetically" by Acumental & Nate Kiz Watch TPS on Durag and the Deertag Podcast Watch TPS on Digital Bazooka Podcast Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Pleas...

366. Homo Erectus (feat. Wax) 27.08.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Wax to discuss wheelchair collections, performing at beach bars, skipping the Juggalo fest, being late, wack fixins, making doo, confidence vs. skill & looking at the comments. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Celebratory Trinkets" by Wax Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, s...

365. Extra Fudge 13.08.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smuggling sausages, cold shrimp, apologies to Um-Guy, fidget putty, Derek Foreal, porn star names, walk-off knockouts, dealing with addiction & MGK's Jim Carrey impression. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Give It Up" by Tobyraps (feat. Wax) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stor...

364. Cali Tooney 06.08.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss meeting Chali 2na at Everwild, Stephen Marley watching their set, murder hornets, nose beers triggering the doodies, opening acts & Jarv being a Gaylord Focker. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "DIY / IDK" by The White Moms Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever...

363. Kasplosion! 30.07.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term losing a million dollars, Happy Gilmore 2, painting sandboxes, wet hotel carpet, handicap parking, mope-fest, Sydney Sweeney's great jeans & bran muffins. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Good Ass Life" by Acumental (feat. Joshua "Showtime" Williams) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send q...

362. Yellow Diamonds Look Like Pee Pee 23.07.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's Budapest trip, broken windshields, rat ashes, performing at Red Rocks, puking on airplanes, the cost of exposure, farting in a lady's face & rigor mortis crowds. Pre-order "Perennial" by Acumental Outro song: "Easy" by neverendingspliff (feat. The Palmer Squares) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send q...

361. Stranger Things Tiger King 25.06.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's wedding weekend, doing ketamine for the first time, drinking tickets, weasel faces, MGK forgetting his lyrics, Kodak Black wiping boogers on a lady, sweaty udders, Final Destination movies & blue beef. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Finger Pop" by Acumental & Nate Kiz Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Albu...

360. Might Go Bang God 21.05.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss getting invited to the Gathering of the Juggalos, a ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge, anime abortion memes, changing diapers, bad comedy sequels, Scoochie Boochie & the new Black Flag lineup. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Fit To Be Tied" by Acumental (feat. G-Mo Skee) Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the...

359. Skerment (feat. Jarv) 14.05.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss one pound fish, rapping over your album track, pee-wee shoes, souring the whole night in Bellingham, 4chan circa 2008, crackwh0res & favorite skate videos. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Came with the Funk" by palmTree Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories &am...

358. Bloody No (feat. Jarv) 07.05.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss the gayest bar in Seattle, Indian traffic incidents, pilot grapes, offensive lyrics, sperm races, dapper diss tracks & hooking up in a movie theater. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Choosey" by Term and Vantablac Sol Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories &...

357. Geezer 30.04.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing in nightclubs, stolen car keys, cousin sucking, John Candy movies, iron shirts, crypto investments & victims of poisoning. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Peace and Love" by Roshin & Gritfall Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tp...

356. Scott's Law 16.04.2025

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss post-set glizzies, Junebug's ashes, Bill Smith's new album, white rappers on Mount Rushmore, drunk stepdad fights & quoting Dumb and Dumber at the strip club. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "4:20 in Cleveland" by Tobyraps Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send questions, stories & what...

355. Someone Like You 26.03.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their recent Chicago show, ripped pants, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, corncob toilet paper, grill salesmen, missing the drop, deaf elephants & John Hughes movies. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Common Cents." by Mike DFG Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the W...

354. Maybe Relax 19.03.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Dave Blunts at Rolling Loud, stealing garlic powder, delivering empty boxes, coworker music, social media addiction, funny modern movies, Charles Manson & getting a tattoo on painkillers. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Cold February" by Haiku Poetics Smoochie Gang Playlist...

353. Neuro Gum 12.03.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss German boxing champions, tuxedo shoes, brown rings, 17-year-old wolves, the second hardest rap verse in the world & fumbling the push-off. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "Too Slow" by The Palmer Squares feat. Jarv Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Plea...

352. Cruising Diddy Island 05.03.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smoking less weed, locking-in, Adrien Brody's insufferable Oscar speech, Trump AI videos, abusing phone numbers, doing side quests & insanely loud fireworks. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "What Is Happy?" by Brayell Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist P...

351. Boot Licker 26.02.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching the wrong movies, Jarv's cesspool show, the Cymande concert, losing listeners over political comments, engagement farming, fans begging Drake for money, legalizing comedy & making burgers. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "WonderLand" by $hawnyglass Smoochie Gang Play...

350. Squirt Loder (feat. Jarv, King Green, Damn Skippy & Nahte Renmus) 19.02.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with the entire Rap 101 Tour to discuss ear infections, gooey wormholes, simping for billionaires, Vince McMahon's texts, Kendrick's halftime show, the F-word, white rappers all being Eminem & mass deportations. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund ❤️ Outro song: "One Million Dollars" by King G...

349. Dapper Rapper 05.02.2025

Watch full video of this week's episode HERE In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Grammy winners, Emilia Perez, unearthed tweets, NBA trades, overweight Lyft riders, cyber farting, dead figure skaters & country roads. Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund! ❤️ Outro song: "Brass Tacks" by Earthworm, Nate Kiz Smoochie Gang Playlist Term's Album of the Week Playlist Please send q...

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