Tough Sh*t

(23) IT'S LIKE RAAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!!! Nope, It's a holy union of unfortunate shit is what it is! Join as as we un-tie the knot on two separate stories of hardship involving weddings! 

(22) We would like to start with an apology... we're not sorry if you have a good time listening to this latest episode of Tough Shit Soft Served! We're here to bring you up with some fun stories of positivity and bump up those laughter numbers that you desperately need. 

(21) Want to pitch a tent with two cool campers? Well the best we can do is bring you a couple tales of hardship associated with camping! Join us as we discuss if a bear really does shit in the woods or if you will ever find that thing you've been looking for.

(20) SUPER SERVED! We're behind again in releasing episodes so you're getting two months worth of positive tom foolery in one shot! Join us in this hair brained episode of Soft Served as we discuss dogs, metal bands, balloons, dogs and dogs! 

(19) It's time to get on up and party down because it's festival season! That means big sweaty crowds, shitty parking and really expensive beers! But if you think think that's the worst you can deal with at a large gathering of people, think again! We're here to pop your balloon and tell you about two different not so groovy festivals from the past.

(18) Don't let your summer be a bummer! It's time for some tales of good luck and good times and you're coming along for the ride! So get outside, have some fun in the sun and get soft... served! 

(17) So you work with a bunch of morons and your boss is a complete asshole? Well too bad! Better to deal with some 21st century assholes than have to clean up after some literal 16th century assholes! Or you could always get the lovely task of taking the heat for your dead neighbors bad deeds! Join us on todays episode as we learn about a couple shitty jobs from yesteryear.

(16) MAY-DAY! MAY-DAY! it's another episode of Soft Served coming at ya! It's the month of May and other than better weather we're here to give you some better stories... sort of. How about some light hearted tales to bring you a little joy? We got you, Enjoy!

(15) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! It's your special day! You get to have all the cake and presents your little heart desires... and if you don't get your way, well too friggin' bad! Just be glad your birthday doesn't insight a riot or that game of pin the tail on the donkey doesn't end with your back being the donkey! Join us as we ruin your birthday with a couple tales miserable celebration.

(14) Spring has sprung, it's time for fun! What better way to get your fix than an episode of Soft Served? Join your hosts Chris & Corey as we huff some spring flowers and pollenate your brain with good stories from around the globe! Enjoy!

(13) Who doesn't like the tax man? That's right... pretty much nobody! Join us as we tackle a few tales of taxation woe. We'll sail into pirate infested waters to avoid paying a bullshit protection tax or watch your countries tax income go up in smoke as law enforcement fights crime it created!

(12) Didn't get enough grog on St. Patrick's day this month? Well turn that frown upside down! We're coming in hot with a frosted mug full of Soft Served to spread a little fun & positivity. Join your hosts Chris & Corey as they warm your heart with some mindless babble and stories of kindness!

(11) OHHH THESE ACHES & PAINS!!! Got a stubbed toe that has you feeling like a cripple or a pulled hamstring that makes you pop those pain meds like candy? Get ready for a world or hurt as we dig into some tales of actual pain & suffering that put your petty aches to bed!

(10) Has the crappy cold weather of February kept a chill in your heart? Well fear not! We're here to warm you up and spread a little joy with some fun stories of positivity! Join us for the February episode of Soft Served and put a stupid smile on your face! 

(9) Love is in the air! Nothing says romance like getting extorted into a horrible life of forced prostitution or having to crawl into a burlap sack for some lame dry humping! Get yourself ready for a hot date with two cool dudes...NOT! Join us on today's episode as we talk about the not so illustrious side of dating! Maybe your next bad date won't feel so bad after all.

(8) Don't let the doom and gloom from 2020 keep you down! It's a new year, so maybe try to cheer up and focus on some good shit! Join us in this hot mess episode of Soft Served as we talk about some positive stories that might shine a little light on to the new year ahead. 

(7) New year, new still broke as shit you! Think winning the lottery or spending public funds for atrocities is a good time...think again! Join us on todays episode where we cash in on two stories that involve pissing away serious money on some dumb and horrible shit! Hopefully you will pinch your pennies and be a nicer person after this one!

(6) What's better than some good news to end out this rough year? How about an episode of soft served! In this episode we touch on a couple of positive stories to help you get through your holiday season! So join us as your hosts somehow manage to not completely botch this entire episode and spread some much needed joy!

(5) Ho Ho Holy Shit! Christmas is upon us! It's time to enjoy getting together with friends & family and whining about the holiday season! With too many expensive gifts, high expectations and drunk relatives to bring you down, be grateful that you aren't getting fined for celebrating the holiday or being kidnapped by Santa clause!

(4) On this first ever episode of "Soft Served" we touch on a few lighter stories from around the globe to bring a little goodness to your first world woes. Join us on this train wreck of a feel good episode as we discuss helping your fellow man and not being a complete asshole in the process... and some mindless babble from your hosts!

(3) Is that two week old shrimp cocktail starting to reek up your trash can a little too much and you forgot to put it out for pick up? well too bad! Just be glad your local fire department didn't light it ablaze on your front lawn or a group of shady mobsters didn't hold it hostage for months creating an international incident! On todays episode we go dumpster diving for two especially rank tales...

(2) Got stuck next to a crying baby on your flight to Jamaica and it only got worse from there? Boo-hoo, just be glad you're not in the middle of a gun battle in the jungle or spending your weekend cruising for tail in an opium den! Join us as we dig in to two tales of hardship involving vacation! Maybe you won't be that upset next time your waiter forgets that 5th daiquiri while on your beach vac...

(1) Spilled your $15 red eye coffee down your shirt today and totally ruined everything? That sounds bad but so is digging through poop for coffee beans or getting arrested for just having a sip of your favorite blend. We dive into two different stories involving coffee that will make you rethink how bad you sometimes have it when it comes to your cup of joe!

(0) Chis and Corey introduce themselves and kick off the podcast by giving a confusing introduction to the show! They give a quick description of what you should expect to hear in the coming episodes.... and the typical ramblings of mad men! Enjoy!