Totally Bombed

On this Halloween-themed episode the girls invite on Danielle from Geist, to review Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter with topics including Mexican wrestlers, lesbian drop-in centres, Atheist clown-cars, and the CLASSICS. Find more from Geist here: https://www.instagram.com/geist_podcast/ https://open.spotify.com/show/5ylmBan7djKCZclyHx89g5?si=35e9c6aaa4134db5 https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/geist...

On this Halloween-themed episode the girls review Vampires (1998) with topics including James Woods, not THAT Baldwin, misogyny, explosions and Bon Jovi. More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/shop?asc=u FOLLOW our other Social Medias: Discord: http...

On this Halloween-themed episode the girls review Daybreakers (2009) with topics including cheap prostitutes, capitalism, nonsensical endings and public health. More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/shop?asc=u FOLLOW our other Social Medias: Discor...

On this episode the girls talk about traits they passed down to their kids with topics including dental scams, dealing with rejection, RFK Jr., and childhood vaccine mandates. McDonald's car incident: https://www.thespec.com/news/crime/stolen-car-crashed-after-fleeing-hamilton-police-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru/article_9b7afd4e-e75a-5458-a24b-fe3b1193093a.html More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON:...

*** More info has come out since the recording of this episode. Please keep that in mind while listening. *** On this episode the girls discuss the assassination of Charlie Kirk with topics including aggressive children, hate speech, Liberals vs. Leftists, debate etiquette and social murder. Charlie Kirk Shooter: https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/16/us/text-message-tyler-robinson-roomate-vis MSBC Firing...

On this episode the girls talk about gross things they did as kids with topics including parking lot pool parties, bus stop pizza, underage drinking, generational cooking and Chuck Norris being Saunya's dad. Don't forget to check out our Patreon! At the VIP level you'll now get one Opinionated Lushes crypto-coin per month! More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionat...

On this episode the girls read the Hot Takes and Am I The Butthole stories they received while at Fan Expo Toronto with topics including bad chocolate, Taylor Lorenz and the dark money scandal, trespassing and mermaids. Thank you to everyone that stopped by the booth! Visa Gift Card Winners: typewrittennouns & _adventurousfox Follow SoloRaven on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/soloraven More fro...

On this episode the girls share their love languages with topics including Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom, the male loneliness epidemic, cultural kisses, eyebrow ladies, and health checklists. **crosses fingers** Here's hoping we get our brain scans. And we will always be grateful to our past VIP: Stephanie Hurst More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Webs...

On this episode the girls talk about traumatizing books they've read with topics including car accidents, English class, ball stretching, falling in love with your psychiatrist, and the USA's nuclear program. More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/s...

On this episode the girls talk about places they'd add to the tour of their hometowns with topics including Epstein's List, Tim Horton's, inflatable furniture, and the GTA. Fan Expo Toronto Podcast Schedule: https://canpodawards.ca/ #fanexpocanada #canadianpodcastawards #canpodawards More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com...

On this episode the girls talk about crimes that should be legal with topics including homeless encampments, small town public transit, cyberattacks, and MAID. Hamilton Cyber Attack: https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/local/hamilton/article/hamilton-taxpayers-on-the-hook-for-full-183m-cyberattack-repair-bill-after-insurance-claim-denied/ Hamilton Officer Charge with Assault: https://www.ctvnews.ca/tor...

On this episode the girls talk about ways they could make safe-sex more appealing with topics including virtual babies, introverted Autism, gentle parenting, and bug bites. 56:00 - ** @peterfacinelli We are a lot more professional than this I promise. Sorry our one host called you Joey. ** #PeterFacinelli More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website:...

On this episode the girls talk about the MLMs they would start with topics including heat warnings, board games, Scientology, and chain letters. If you're in Southern Ontario, Check out Never Board Games Lounge! https://neverboardgames.ca/ More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.r...

On this episode the girls talk about the useless information they've retained with topics including Mackenzie from Teen Mom, cat calling, moonshine, unions and wage theft. #StevenTylerEra More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/shop?asc=u FOLLOW our...

On this episode the girls talk about their dream adventures with topics including reverse landing strips, glitter poo, Baldur's Gate 3, toe stripping, and photoshop. More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/shop?asc=u FOLLOW our other Social Medias: D...

On this weeks episode the girls talk about ways they would fake their deaths with topics including internships, bitcoin, the mafia, government jobs. Families Surrendering Children to CAS over Care: https://www.ctvnews.ca/northern-ontario/article/overwhelmed-families-surrendering-custody-of-their-children-to-cas/ Doctor Tried to Kill Wife: https://globalnews.ca/news/11121249/gerhardt-konig-hawaii-d...

On this episode the girls talk about Saunya being back in Ontario with topics including Saunya's new unhoused life, adult jobs, TikTok scientists and sitting while peeing. **Sorry about Jessica's mic... it messed up RIGHT BEFORE recording... we are almost fully back to good tech eventually. Promise. We appreciate you.** More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedl...

** Saunya is currently moving provinces (back to us!!! yay!) so mind our technical difficulties during this time** On this episode the girls talk about their best interactions with strangers with topics including Costco, thirteen year olds, teen pregnancy, and the Catelynn/Tyler Teen Mom drama. Special Guest: Saunya's dogs! Dawn's New Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dawnyabookrecs More from your fav...

On this episode the girls are just talkin' bulls**t with topics including P. Diddy, safe foods, executive dysfunction, Zoe Bread, and washing machine mishaps. Toronto Stair Story: https://globalnews.ca/news/3614167/tom-riley-park-stairs-removed-toronto/ More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble:...

On this episode the girls talk about Saunya's move with topics including divorce plans, audio hallucinations, talking animals, boxing boobies, gaslight and the A-Team. More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/shop?asc=u FOLLOW our other Social Medias:...

On this episode the girls talk about things they'd invent (if they could) with topics including instant coffee, Streamyard, hoarding, Elizabeth Holmes and laundry. Found Footage Festival: https://www.foundfootagefest.com/ Sex Tech Toronto Conference: https://www.sextechto.com/ More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchas...

On this episode the girls talk about what fictional worlds they'd like to visit with topics including Saunya's shingles, 'straight edge', transphobia, runaway chickens, and Skylanders. More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes Website: OpinionatedLushes.com Purchase Merch Here: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheLushes/shop?asc=u FOLLOW our oth...

On this episode the girls talk about the worst cities they've ever visited with topics including the Canadian Election 2025, Vegas, The Big Apple, Carney's Dental Plan and Quebec. Our Youtube Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/@opinionatedlushes557/shorts The Canadian Podcast Awards: https://canpodawards.ca/ Andrea Horwath Fall: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/andrea-horwath-hospitalized-1.75...

On this episode the girls talk about what you could put on a white van to kidnap them with topics including Schedule I, mafia men, banks, the police, and peanut butter. Story of Hamilton Police Officer bullying a female tenant: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/police-officer-charged-guilty-video-1.6306079 More from your favourite Lushes: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/opinionatedlushes We...

On this episode the girls just bullshit around with topics including Saunya's "no-pants", anti-aging hacks, The Sims, and Gilmore Girls. Is "spout of time" an idiom? Answer in the comments below! Follow us on Goodpods and help us keep our lead: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/opinionated-lushes-206323 Check out all of our awesome shorts, for when you can only handle us in small doses: https://www.yo...