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Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!

Did you always wish you were as cool as Duncan Hines was? Have you worn your shoes on the wrong feet all day  and not noticed? Well, your wavelength is our wavelength so fire this one up, and we'll jet ski through life together!

Are you weirded out by adult thumb-sucking? Are you in favor of public wedgie-picking? Well, you're speaking our language, so tuck in to this episode and we'll fix the world together!

Are you tired of angry mobs being angry? Have you dreamed of making ice cubes shoot out your fingers? Well, you are clearly our kind of people, so mix yourself an icy cocktail and turn this one up!

Are you upset that somone invented something called the "Smitten?" Are you ready to outlaw man buns once and for all? We are so right there with you, so snuggle up with us and we'll fix the world together!

Is your dream winter day hibernating in a bear den? Do you worry that senior citizens are just too needy? You have full agreement from this crew, so turn this one up and get cozy now!

Do you pass out when someone burns the popcorn?  Are you nervous that the ghosts in your house don't really like you?  We have the same big issues, so sit on down, and we'll figure 'em out together!

Are you pretty sure you're better at everything than everyone else?  Are you ready to sing and dance in front of your celebrity crush - without shame?  If your answer is yes, the Sidebar is right there with you, so tune in now!

Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes?  Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger?  Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!

The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!

Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats.  Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!

Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation?  Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts?  Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!

Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive?  Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings?  Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!

Do you hate trying to get out of an Adirondack chair?  Do you always burn the roof of your mouth eating pizza?  Well, we live those nightmares too, so turn this up and we'll recover together!

Do you think doghouses are a cozy getaway? Would you like to see a cage match between Lizzo and Dolly?  Well, we're as weird as you are, so tune in and we can compare notes!

Do you watch too many bible movies?  Are you worried about an attack from a Komodo Dragon? Well, we get you 100 percent, so come cozy up with us right now!

Are you tired of squaredancing by yourself?  Is Marshmallow Fluff your favorite food group?  Well, sounds like you belong in our club, so come tune in right now!

Do you think wartime trenches might be cozy?  Do you wonder if Cirque du Soleil will ever stop reproducing?  Well, we are trapped with the same questions, so let's fire this one up and get them answered!

Do you get high on the smell of new books?  Do you think stubbing your toe is hilarious?  Well, we do too, so fire this episode up and we'll celebrate our oddness together!

Do you think a mortuary job would be fascinating?  Do you celebate your "half-birthday" - or even know what it is?  Well, we are right there with you, so plug this one in, and let's get chatting!

Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it?  Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult?  Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you.  Crank this one up on high!

Did you misplace your Smart Car recently?  Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates?  Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!

Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you?  Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is?  Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!

Do you wonder how long facial hair can really get?  Are you buying a new outfit for the Papal Conclave?  Well, you're as weird as we are, so turn this one up loud!

Does saying "succulent" make you salivate?  Would you give up chocolate so you can curse at the entire world?  Well, we are right there with you, so tune in immediately!