Total Recall With Jasper & Friends!

THE SCHEDULE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS: Monday 8/11: Mom & Dad - Galaxy Quest Thursday 8/14: Ross - The Fall Monday 8/18: Lily & Sofia - Black Swan Thursday 8/21: Katie - Aladdin See you there!

What up!? JP Here! Welcome to another episode of the podcast! The sisters Graves are back to recall what may be the best romantic comedy of all time: Notting Hill. Will we do justice to this late-century masterpiece? Probably not. Was it a good idea for me to drink a bunch of beers with Pete and Cass the night before recording? WHO CAN SAY! I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, A...

Hey! JP Here! Mrs. Total Recall (a title Madeline in unaware of and will read for this first time in this very episode description) is BACK on the show today! Boy, does it feel good to have her on, not in the least because it reminds the world that there is, in fact, one person out there who not only endures, but actively supports, my bullshit. ANYWAYS, today is Sunday August 3rd. The Pikes were i...

Hello! JP Here! Welcome to another episode of the podcast. Pat & Liv are back to talk Quentin Tarantino, Nazis, and most importantly, the illustrious acting career of BJ Novak. I'm writing this lil description on Wednesday, July 30th. My parents are in town! We just had dinner! I got a steak! It was delicious. You ever had steak? No? You should try it sometime! For real, you should! Actually,...

Hey! JP Here! Welcome to the first episode of round two. Anum & Elise are back on the show,. We're talking Set It Up. A great movie and, in my humble opinion, a great episode. I'm writing this episode description on Sunday, July 27th, I attended a Yankees Game and drank a few adult beverages while basking in the white-hot New York sun this afternoon. I'll tell you something, as long as it stay...

In July of last year, Kate and JP sat down to record the very first episode of what would go on to become Total Recall. It was the first time either of them had ever produced a podcast, and the result was so embarrassingly bad they both agreed to bury it deep in the archives of JP's laptop, never to be heard from again. Today, one year later, they've given themselves a second chance... Round two s...

Pete, Madeline & JP work through their emotions together....

That's all folks! We'll see ya in July!!!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to endure yet another hour of Madeline & JP chit chatting about Missions Impossible.

~to the mission impossible tune ~ TO-TAL RECALL, TO-TAL RECALL! Madeline returns to the show for part one of a very special two-parter, covering all seven Missions Impossible. Her and JP grade each film in the franchise based on 5 categories: The Stunts The Running The Crew The Masks & The Luther Today, it’s Missions 1, 2, 3 & Ghost Protocol. Thursday, it’s Rogue Nation, Fallout and Dead R...

Round One concludes with an episode that, much like Jean Jacket, has to be heard to be believed. Last season's champ, the one and only Cass, is here to break down Jordan Peele's NOPE, and a WHOLE bunch of other stuff in the longest, most ridiculous hour plus of Total Recall yet. TAP IN! Contestant: Cass Intern: Pete Music: Chase Art: Ross Everything Else; JP

Alicia makes her Total Recall debut with the movie she and JP quoted incessantly back and forth for almost all of high school. That's right, its ATTACK THE BLOCK day! Can Jasper survive a head cold and pull off a believable British accent? Why is Ron's weed room the safest place on the block? And how fucking incredible is John Boyega in this thing!!!! Contestant: Alicia Intern: Madeline Music: Cha...

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWWWWWWDDDDD! That's right, on today's episode Adam and JP recall the all-time baseball classic BULL DURHAM. What makes America's favorte pastime so damn special? And what makes Susan Surandon so damn beautiful? They fellas get to the bottom of this and more, so TAP IN! Contestant: Adam Intern: Lily Music: Chase Art: Ross Everything else: JP

Everybody get up, its time to POD now. We got a real show going now, welcome to the PODCAST! Alright, that's enough of that. Auntie Di is here and we're talking about the ceritified pike family classic: SPACE JAM. Will MJ and Bugs defeat the evil Monstars? Could Michael Jordan have been Jasper's Dad? Why does Auntie Di run away from zombies every day? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Contestant: Auntie Di Int...

The first three pod week in Total Recall history comes to a close with Bong Joon Ho's 2019 masterpiece PARASITE! Will Jasper be able to contain his excitement? How many names will Kroone rattle off in the first five minutes? And where the hell did the name Kroone come from anyway?

JP goes solo (sorry) and long (sorry again) on Bong Joon Ho! Don't worry, regularly scheduled programming resumes Friday! Some sources: Wikipedia (The GOAT) BJH at the SBFF BJH at BAFTA GDT on Memories Of Murder Origins Of The Host Memories Of Murder: Ensemble Staging Mother: The Telephoto Profile Shot Snowpiercer: Left Of Right Snowpiercer Origins

Listen gang, I got a little too excited. This one's on me. Round one continues on Friday.

Okay, here's the situation. A train sped away on a week's vacation, and they left the throttle going on full power. Is that good? Um, well, of course not. Its just going for a little spin and OH SHOOT ITS GOING TOO FAST. WAYYYYYY TOOO FAST. ITS......UNSTOPPABLE. Someone get Denzel on the line. Contestants: Mom & Dad Intern: Madeline Art: Ross Music: Chase Everything Else: JP

Mike, making his Total Recall debut, joins Jasper to discuss life's most important question: How do you slow down a bus that's rigged to explode when it travels below 50 Miles Per Hour? Will they get to the truth? Can any of us really ever "Slow Down"? Why does Pete think we're talking about CARS? Tap in and find out! Contestant: Mike Intern: Pete Music: Chase Art: Ross Everything Else: JP

The Pike kids reunite, and this time Rachel's brought along a former soccer teammate (Liadan) and a film major (Alex) to help her conquer every aspect of SHE'S THE MAN! In front of the largest studio audience in Total Recall history (2 people), they will take on life's biggest mysteries, like 'What the hell is the deal with kissing booths?' and 'HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE CHANNING TATUM?' Contestants: R...

Last season, Lindsey & Chase took us to the depth of Paris, this year they return to discuss an even more exotic location: High School. That's right, Total Recall's favorite couple is here to talk 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! Will they find dates for the prom? Will Cat attend Sarah Lawrence? Exactly how old is Heath Ledger's character supposed to be? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Contestants: Lindsey &a...

Redemption (and some mind-altering pheromones) is in the air here on Total Recall, as last season's laughingstock attempts to become this round's top dog by recalling the wonderfully ridiculous horror romp THE CABIN IN THE WOODS. Will Bradley Whitford be able to keep him at bay? Or will Ross overcome the odds, outlive the virgin, and save the day? Tune in to find out! Contestant: Ross Intern: Made...

Pete, aka the bad boy of Total Recall, makes his much anticipated return to discuss Peter Weir's creepily clairvoyant THE TRUMAN SHOW. Come for Pete's patented disregard for the countdown clock, stay for JP's a-little-too-passionate Love Is Blind rant! Contestant: Pete Intern: Mike Artwork: Ross Music: Chase Everything Else: JP

Body Swap week wraps up with John Woo's exceptionally bizarre action classic FACE/OFF. Will Jasper break out a Nicolas Cage Impression? Will Nick regret agreeing to appear on this silly show? Does it count as cheating if your husband swapped faces? Tap in to find out! Contestant: Nick Art: Ross Music: Chase Everything Else: JP

Kate & Bonnie return to kick off Body Swap week with FREAKY FRIDAY! Will they learn to love each other? Will Jamie Lee Curtis pass her exam? WHAT IS JAKE DOING HANGING OUT WITH A HIGH SCHOOLER?! Tune in to find out! Contestants: Kate & Bonnie Intern: Madeline Art: Ross Music: Chase Everything Else: JP Follow Total Recall On Instagram