Tossing Grenades At Windmills

Prow realizes that he needs Chester's help to solve the Muffin Conspiracy and is willing to go to insane lengths to get it.

The Last Colony on Mars has been out of contact with Earth for a 100 years and lives under strict Protocols...until a ship from Earth lands.

Darla, Amberlove and Prow investigate a series of strange muffin selling "children" using drones in Europe.

The Church of Theatrical Explosions, the last free movie theater in a conservative holier than thou USA has to defend themselves against a government agent bent on shutting them down

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Chester (Watson) is in prison and volunteered for a government experiment on memes that goes berserk.  Can he stop it?

Robot 1 and Robot 2 deliver more good news from Terra! On Earth....not so much.

A young woman from a medical ship must deliver a set of vaccines to a dying population on a poorly terraformed hell world light years from Earth all alone, but it is hard going.  She must first get over herself before she can help others and finds a cabin in a silent forest that helps her do just that.

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Watson sets up Prow to take a fall with a fake man from the future and a fake case.  It doesnt turn out how he thinks it does.

Donald Trump's stories about Windmill Cancer cause the podcast to give cancer on Terra so that fact is put to use.

A lost soul isolates himself on a beacon light years away from everyone for a thousand years for love; only to find things do not work out at all as expected.

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Watson, Darla and Quiessence go back to Alaska to figure out why soldiers on an army base and to acquire a dog.

My Oldest Story in my Writing Career (as compared to rando stuff before that) with appropriate commentary.  1000 words so short, Drat accidently wipes humanity and has to figure out how to get it back.

Team Incompetent for the Loss, Inertia of Self, Ode to the Sex Bot that Followed Me This Morning, Illegitimate Farce, Shadowbanned on Poetizer, Thinking of You, School Shooter Challenge Filth

Our three heroes take a case in a shiny high tech unicorn start up department store to investigate why all of their customers are suddenly acting like characters out of sitcoms.  The answer may surprise you!

Washington the 23rd is determined to renew the American Empire through one means or another; starting with the destruction of the City of Momuments.

Quiessence and his Watson get another case involving a mysteriously malfunctioning combat drone and are tasked with trying to figure out why it isnt working.

Sir Paul McCartney goes to Russia to convince Putin to not attack Ukraine (on Terra) and needs...HELP.

A set of aliens want to say hello to Earth but our media of aliens scares the crap out of them.  So, in a near future dystopia they create a child to be raised by a caregiver posing as humans with amazing abilities that also fights weekly generated monsters.  Things go awry when the child begins to go after other evils besides the monsters however....

Quiessence Prow hires a snarky assistant to take him around the world with his bodyguard and girl Friday, Darla to solve mysteries.  The first chapter is how Watson is hired, how Watson learns that Watson can be an honorific like Ceaser, and how Watson learns that he really really really really wishes he hadn't taken this job.

Josie meets and dates Skip.  Skip meets the family.  They court each other and eventually become common law spouses.

I wrote this story back in 2006, and read it and then offering a writing critique; the Spirit of the 20th Century convinces a waiter to steal a priceless fake artifact to accelerate the demise of a corrupt society.