Tossed Popcorn

Dear Grandma... Voluntarily enlist for Willem DaFriend, drama club sex eyes, and Vietnam War movie stuff that is pretty much the same as the other Vietnam War movies we've watched. The person most confused by the film this week was: Smokey Bear, seeing a young human woman come for his brand.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put the scissors down! And go up an octave for grumpy Groucho, charming Chico, and havoc-wreaking Harpo. The person most confused by the film this week was: us, sexually. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This movie sucked, man. Scoot in for harmful hippies, meaningless montages, and some very stupid f*cking art. The person most confused by the film this week was: Peter Fonda when he astral projected??? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is one...impactful movie :/. Hang on tight for nautical nudes, cruise smooches, and bewildering boob. The person most confused by the film this week was: The Heart of the Ocean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rise & shine for a silent film featuring moping maidens, prancing piglets, and slutty spouses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the cow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Lyre music* This week, join the rebellion as Tossus Popcornus reviews an hours-long film full of bisexual baths, cursed Kubrick, and Greco-Roman gams. The person most confused by the film this week was: the training squash. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Elevator dings* Here we are: a movie that seems like it was actually fun to make! Come on up for lovely Lemmons, adulterous abodes, and cataclysmic compacts. The person most confused by the film this week was: the executive poodle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A waste of a Western. Trot in here for innovative insults, more than one man (apparently), and Trojan trains. The person most confused by the film this week was: T e c t o r. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Machines whirring* Chaplin goes ham in the Little Tramp's last hurrah. Punch that time card for banana-loving beauties, gibberish ditties, and confounding contraband. The person most confused by the film this week was: the poor old Gentleman Who Ordered the Roast Duck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Haldeman, Deep Throat, and Sloan, oh my! Shine your flashlight this way for embarrassing espionage, lying librarians, and unfortunate aliases. Will your hosts enjoy a newsroom drama with Robert Redford at his handsomest?? No comment. The person most confused by the film this week was: the American people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Run, Forrest, Run! Two opinionated women discuss America's favorite neutral man. Sit down next to us to hear about Hanks tush, Hanks peen, and just a little bit about one Hanks son. This episode became surprisingly inappropriate. The person most confused by the film this week was: Lyndon B. Johnson when mooned. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, two white women talk about a film about racism in the American South. Radio in for Sir Sidney Poitier, satisfactory slaps, and freakish diner pie guys. The person most confused by the film this week was: the police officer who stumbled upon a murder scene while trying to look at boobs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Love is in the air! And by love we mean a disemboweled prison guard. Tuck in for licked livers, woolly worriers, and fleshy fashion. The person most confused by the film this week was: idk...the lambs? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who are those guys? Shoot your shot for beautiful bandits, melodic montages, and Elaaaine. The person most confused by the film this week was: honestly? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the story of a guy who was the absolute best. Dig in for tall tunnelers, rooftop refreshments, and motherflipping Morgan Freeman. The person most confused by the film this week was: the jacket pocket crow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Land here for nauseating naval attacks, handy Hankses, and a bona fide bunch of White Guys From The 1990s. The person most confused by the film this week was: Private James Frederick Ryan from Minnesota. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We unfortunately can never watch a movie ever again, podcast cancelled, we apologize.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Toots! Tossed Popcorn reviews another Woman-Feels-Safe-Around-A-Man-Because-He-Is-Disguised-As-A-Woman movie. Dress up for synthesizers, Reaganomics, and aaaalmost feminism. The person most confused by the film this week was: Sandy, our eternally confused queen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A step back for women's rights. Starting the new year WRONG with ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES WE'VE HAD TO WATCH YET. The person most confused by the film this week was: Charles Dickens when he noticed English Bob had escaped from one of his tales. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A New Years treat: Enjoy this episode from behind our Patreon paywall in our regular feed this week! If you're interested in more content like this, consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/tossedpocorn . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to play a game? Take your seats for theatrical threats, frisky friends, and nauseated newlyweds. The person most confused by the film this week was: their dead(?) fake(?) son(?) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MERRY ST. LOUIS TO ALL as we ring in the holiday season with a broody Judy, a moody Tootie, and a hoochie coochie. The person most confused by the film this week was: every homeowner on Halloween! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jonesing for adventure? Then grab your sand brush and uncover an episode full of Harrison Ford, nasty monkeys, and outfits of widely varying degrees of utility. The person most confused by the film this week was: Vivian Kubrick, snake advocate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we watched a movie full of white water rapids and white person nonsense. Set sail for worship, warship, and the worst ship (in the romantic sense). The person most confused by the film this week was: the brother who died minutes in to the film. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breaking! This week's movie was loved by one of us and loathed by the other. Tune in for vehement vocalizations, a business-minded broad, and...Teddy Roosevelt? The person most confused by the film this week was: The Oscar award-winning wife who got cheated on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.