Tossed Popcorn

Miss Woodhouse! Sit up straight for pastoral proposals, fuckboi fiancés, and marital miscommunications. The person most confused by the film this week was: Miss Bates until she remembered where she put the letter from Jane Fairfax. It was with the gloves! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's go, lesbians! Sign on the dotted line for feuding friends, spats in Siberia, and a lot of Avengers. The person most confused by the film this week was: Ant-Man, just vibe-wise.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Big salute* Step onto the elevator for battling besties, gargantuan gunships, and Redford, randomly. The person most confused by the film this week was: poor, poor Siena. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

USA! USA! Enlist this week for soft bois turned strong bois, crushable compasses, and buff Brooklynites. The person most confused by the film this week was: Bucky Barnes when rescued by his suddenly-much-taller boyfriend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boi-oi-oooing! Say "I do" for problematic partners, inappropriate AI, and the most charming and mischievous goo. The person most confused by the film this week was: The man out of whom Flubber shot.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JEEeeSUUS! Listen listener, we like what we see, all we ask is that you listen to this episode... Become a disciple for endearing Escariots, maddening Mary Magdalenes, and White Jesus. The person most confused by the film this week was: King Herod after overheating at the pool all day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Traditioooon! On the one hand, listen to this episode for piously popping-off bangers. On the other hand, listen to this episode for daughters dating increasingly problematic bad-boys. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tevye, our king and eternal mood.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Valley Forge... Follow our clues for patriotic problem-solving, endangered Declarations, and Nicolas Cage doing the most. The person most confused by the film this week was: Riley, defintiely Riley.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Opa! Introduce this podcast to your famlily for comedic characters, erroneous etymology, and slay mama self-improvement. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bundt with a plant in it and, simultaneously, the plant in a bundt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mon cœur! Bienvenue à a key element of Tossed Popcorn lore that we forgot to tell anyone about until right now. Asseyez-vous for artsy affairs, book clubs in Bretagne, and vigorous Vivaldi. The person most confused by the film this week was: The Milanese suitor waiting for his hot girl.jpeg to arrive  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Um...ew! Keanu Reeves positively kicks it in this week's movie, which is Flushed Away meets The Shawshank Redemption meets Stranger Things meets serving c*nt. The person most confused by the film this week was: yeah definitely us, obviously us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We should be LOOOVEEERS. Put your iPod on shuffle for bad-guy benefactors, Australian ingenues, and the very essence of theater kids everywhere. The person most confused by the film this week was: India :/ because why would they do that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surprisingly: ribbit. Disrobe for bathing banshees, mouthwatering meals, and parental pigs. The person most confused by the film this week was: the soot sprites after Kamajī union busted them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goooooal!!! A movie for UK & Ireland lovers, football (/soccer) lovers, and lover lovers. The person most confused by the film this week was: England every four years, convinced it's coming home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you believe in life after Nicolas Cage? If we could turn back time, we wouldn't! Because Cher is perfect at every hour. SHE'S got US, babe. Tune in for pricey plumming, adulterous ancestors, and lupine love interests. The person most confused by the film this week was: the crying grandpa, bless him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Sports buzzer buzz* Pass the ball this way for childhood crushes, basketball-themed boning, and ...some truly powerful discussions about gender and parenthood. The person most confused by the film this week was: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar after being unnecessarily roasted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The titular day! Wake up to Taylor & Taylor and also, inexplicably, some of the best actors of our time. The person most confused by the film this week was: Kristen Schaal in conversation with a very sexually honest teen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll watch what they're watching! Amble through autumn leaves for platonic pecks, unreal real estate, and tantalizing turtlenecks. The person most confused by the film this week was: any even remotely modern perception of Gender. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Wags tail* Jog around the arena to see every white character actor you have ever loved, all on the big screen, and all holding dogs. Sound like fun? Spoiler alert: It is! The person most confused by the film this week was: Jennifer Coolidge's husk of a husband. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My father was an exceptional man… Join the procession for uncomfortable silences, extremely British humor, and Si(mon). The person most confused by the film this week was: the overbooked priest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FINALLY!!!!! Tossed Popcorn watched the movie they've been craving ever since starting their film journey. Tune in for a bummed-out Brosnan, a scared Skarsgård, and a flirty Firth. The person most confused by the film this week was: bisexuals everywhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's slay? Enter stage left for drama club sex eye, well-made wigs, and, as is tradition on this list: Colin Firth. The person most confused by the film this week was: Siena. It was Siena. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bark bark! Sadly for Lianna there were not many actual dogs in this film. Tune in for many things we've never seen in a film before: a woman playing guitar, men sporting bees, and sexism (but on purpose). The person most confused by the film this week was: Rose's wardrobe.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Soup's on! Our final movie of the Christmas season, an oft-referenced Siena favorite. Order up for handsome men at sea, loose babies, and the Ol' Magoo. The person most confused by the film was: Felix, 100% of the time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

At Christmas, you record a podcast. Pucker up for problematic punchlines, betraying besties, and a literal sexy secretary. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone in Wandsworth when the damn Prime Minister started doing house calls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.