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I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's mom See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...Word. Tweet @us for deceptive dancers, baffled boyfriends, and fearsome Floridians. The person most confused by the film this week was: Derek, when betrayed by his homie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mor'DU! String your bow for awesome archers, cantankerous clans, and punk-rock princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the Delicate Bear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donkeh!!! Get out me swamp for questionable quests, a sensational soundtrack, delightful Donkeys, divalicious dragons, and pernicious princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the recently-evicted little German pigs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let my people go.......... Follow us into this episode for sassy scripture, brawling brothers, and Burning Bushes. The person most confused by the film this week was: Rameses, hearing his brother care about people now, and also seeing him wigless. Siena called the Torah the Talmud at least once in this episode she is so sorry See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom!!! Send in a college application 5 months late for an episode full of mean-spirited mamas, chub-phobic chismosas, and America Ferrera's film debut! The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone whenever George Lopez appears in their driveway See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Spits out a lizard* Secret handshake for tricksy twins, scheming sisters and plotting pals. The person most confused by the film this week was: the parents, duh! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Home run! Round the bases for powerful Peaches, drunken dugouts, and Bill Pullman, baby! The person most confused by the film this week was: at least 90% of the team, sexually. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Record SCRATCH* Back handspring into an episode full of flippy friendships, historical haircuts, and awesome athleticism. The person most confused by the film this week was: everybody's bra straps, suddenly out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Licks Cheeto dust off fingers*. Bite into this episode for Protestant preguntas, Chicano chips, and family flavor fests. The person most confused by the film this week was: Matt Walsh's mustache (the absence of) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Doubles Dutch* Fly into the sun for lit ladies, marvelous mamas, and carnivorous cats. The person most confused by the film this week was: the entire space crew getting flerkened. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

cw: suicide, depression. Uh... Check in to this episode for a father's enervation, film documentation, and a beach vacation. Watch at your own risk. The person most confused by the film this week was: the audience during the macarena. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Pops prosecco* Book a room for bashful boning, candid conversation, and mouthwatering Mars bars. The person most confused by the film this week was: Becky, having an insane day at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're not my wife! Exchange vows for farcical fiancés, women in the workforce, and suspicious SIM cards. The person most confused by the film this week was: Phool, but that is the patriarchy's fault. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fly out for gregarious grandmas, delicious dishes, and way chill weddings. The person most confused by the film this week was: Ellen the dog, that she was not in more scenes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ba BA ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK! Pop up for menacing mums, clamorous kids, and a queer icon. The person most confused by the film this week was: the kindly neighbour hearing all those sounds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AlaskaAa?! Get down on one knee for silly Sandra Bullock, riotous Ryan Reynolds, and of course, the naked slam. The person most confused by the film this week was: Kevin whilst in the clutches of a hawk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But... I'm a cheerleader! Forcibly attend this episode for campy casting choices, lesbian love triangles, and dazzling art direction. The person most confused by the film this week was: Megan's pom poms, wondering why they got dragged into this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Awoooooooo. Slink around for canine cavorting, feline flings, and a sex(?) scene(?). The person most confused by the film this week was: us, definitely us very much us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Change of plans, no ep this week! Lianna will tell you all about it. We will be back next week with our regularly scheduled programming!  New monthly tosses up on Patreon for whatever $ amount works for you. Check 'em out, and we love you all so much! <3 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mi me ma mo moooo. Tune in for cringey choirs, indignant interpreters, and optimistic audition processes. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WERK. Throw down for hot girl teams, financial dreams, and troubling schemes. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's morals :/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Skype ringtone* Catch up with this episode for wistful women, culture clashes, and bilingual bar dates. The person most confused by the film this week was: our middle school selves See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not like the other girls… House swap to this episode for holiday heartache, disrespected dogs, and blotto brothers barging in. The person most confused by the film this week was: every dead wife. A special holiday episode!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.