Torty Talks from Simon Anthony

Carpets, a story of the problems of crawling and. the New Good Days, #comedy of sorts. #Carpets #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #monologue

I had a phone call today from our son, he is very depressed, almost too deeply... He wants the world to hear his plight and share his pain and that of other folk who have also become addicted to prescribed drugs - intended to help them - but which made them all far far worse. This is just part of his story and it is in no way a happy one. My comedy is in other podcasts. This podcast is supposed to...

I'm not a sporty person but have had to deal with other people loving it and thinking I should too. This piece is my revenge !

At last #Space is once more in the news - because humans are in need of it and going there. These are my non too serious thoughts on the subject. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #technology #Monologue

Me thinking my way through how and why everything exists. I've got more to say and it keeps growing, but I think this is enough for now. I try to explain things as simply as possible - and find new avenues on the way... #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Cosmos #...

I get lost easily - #London is an easy place to get #lost in ! - and I do. I get irritated a lot, but also have solutions. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #car #traffic #polution

Two stories, #Queues, how they have changed and what happens to me in them.                         #Heat - what it does to me ! - Go on guess :-) #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60A...

I added the subtitle because I was being nice... Go on, prove me wrong :-) #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #Autobiography #car #traffic #polution

What we do to sort ourselves out, shall, I believe, stop others from 'disliking' what we do so much. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #History #Autobiography

A green thinker's thoughts about the future of population and what it does - spoiler - it's good news. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #History

My personal view and experience of teaching mentally and physically disabled people and my thoughts on how we could possibly fix their problems using computing analogies and software and hardware debugging concepts.  Note, we are all advanced chimp like creatures. If disability removes that advancement the ancestral systems take over - but these also may need fixing. #TortyTalks  #SimonA...

This is NOT endorsed by the Green Party - in any country - but only because I haven't asked for it to be. I think you will find my remarks, made as a Green Party member are really rather nice. Also, I set achievable goals with existing technologies to score them - even though I am not sporty. #brexit #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #O...

This is an explanation of why and what I did at #school in the 1970s that got me to be who and where I am today - spoiler - I did almost nothing #GrammaSchool #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Autobiography

What it says on the tin - and what I did then, at least in part. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Drama #Politics #History #Autobiography

Recorded on the hop, written in a bus, recorded  walking home, the read at home and created on the fly.  Well, I had to wake my brain up after invigilating an exam you see. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Politics #History #Autobiography #Technology #A...

Also available with pictures ! at - https://youtu.be/D41VBI1UmJ8 A Tortoisesoft Enterprises production Greg, my 492 Korna Klub character after his shock election victory. Improvised comedy drama - sort of. #podcast@torty.org.uk #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Dr...

My memories, their accuracy and relevance. Can they be trusted ? What really happened anyway? My perspective based on actually recording from 40 years ago. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Memory

My life with '#RLS' - a poorly named ailment that basically is the total lack of control over tired limbs at the worst possible moments - and when you need to rest. Not so much restless, or periodic, more like being possessed.  #PLMD #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Au...

I perform regularly on https://www.492kornaklub.com/ as a character called Greg - sometimes Jeff, therein lies a long story. Anyway, I have nicked /edited out the bits from one hour long improvised drama transmitted in May 2019. The show in full is broadcast on http://galaxyafiwe.com/ at 5pm every Friday. The second half is audience participation - call the characters and ask/tell them what's goin...

This is the word of pocket microphone story as it happened of how I actually eventually made it to where I had to be and did what I had to do. I don't yet know if it was good enough, but, who am I to judge ? Odd stuff - but real. This is another outside travel story recorded as t happened and annotated after the event. I think this sort of thing will be of historical interest eventually - because...

The #DawnChorus - in Barking - and the #traffic chaos - everywhere. Both recorded live, only the #birdsInStereo. Oh, and I talk a bit about them both too. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Monologue #Autobiography

This was not fully planned, a fly on my phone style podcast - as it sort of happened - with fiddly bits added after the event. I'm going to, and having an audition as a standup comedian. This is not a joke free zone. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Autobiography...

Drink - and why I don't Techno magic, and why I go on about it ( and how stuff works ). #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Comedy #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Autobiography #Technology #HomeImprovement #BBCMicro #UK101

Man flu from the inside and a cryptic short. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #medical #Monologue

I worked in TV for over ten years, it wasn't always fun, but I'll tell you some of the good bits. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Drama #Politics #History #Autobiography #Technology #BBCMicro