Torty Talks from Simon Anthony

David Attenborough Presents: A Single Thirty-Something Female Attending A Baby Shower Hungover Written by Kelly Shanley, performed by Simon Anthony @KellyOShanley

Chapter 10 ...in which Christopher Robin gives a pooh party, and we say good-bye  Read and recorded by me - written and copyrighted by A.A.Milne

Whinnie the Pooh Chapter 9 ...in which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water. Read and recorded by me - written and copyrighted by A.A.Milne

I do my best to do justice to these iconic stories. They play a big part in my early taped life. All the Pooh stories are copyright A.A.Milne

I do my best to do justice to these iconic stories. They play a big part in my early taped life. All the Pooh stories are copyright A.A.Milne

Dear old Pooh again, followed up with my side of a conversation with my wife about my foray in to comedy writing - and on reason I didn't - and - how Homeopathy works - possibly :-)

OK, it's not been long yet, less than 24 hours, but, I'm feeling better from a mass of debilitating symptoms that may be covid or cancer related- or may be something else. This improvement may be a flash in the pan, but I've had other miracle fixes that I don't believe - because they are impossible (homeopathy and ME) - but - I record this as a placeholder for future information. It currently look...

I love Pooh, I hope you do too !

How to break things My long slow development from being a bloke with a hammer to a engineer with precision screwdrivers. Comic history of me - scripted monologue

Whinie The Pooh Chapter one - Bees - AA Mine's wonderful creation. I think I shall read all of them. This is the first. Terribly sorry it was broken for so long  It only got fixed because one of you told me...! Thanks Lynda !

Written monologue on the subject of - recent changes, over the last 60 years or so

The Changes Part 3 The slow growth of Green thinking Improvised monologue on the subject of How long it takes to make changes !

492 Korna Klub in lockdown - Greg starts a new job - Desmond is his boss. 'Live improvised drama'

492 Korna Klub in lockdown - Greg gets food delivered by Father Clifford. 'Live improvised drama'

David Attenborough Presents: A Hungover Thirty-Something Female Starting Her Day. Written by Kelly Shanley, Voiced and slightly altered by Simon Anthony acting@torty.org.uk medium.com/@kellyshanley

I perform it as David Attenborough - again. A reading of a piece created by Kelly Shanley medium.com/slackjaw/david-atte…-again-42b2e19d4a43

My hopes for the future based on the trials of the present caused by the shortsightedness of the past. A hopefully upbeat comical reading of the way the world actually is changing - so we can all have the future I talk about in another podcast. #comic monologue #green #covid

Musings on the remarkable technical achievements people have made - followed by a comic reading of stuff I didn't write !  A reading of a piece created by Kelly Shanley medium.com/slackjaw/david-atte…-again-42b2e19d4a43 Drunk 30 something - narrated by (a) David Attenborough (impersonator)

Well, my wife hasn't got it, so may be I got something else. This is the story of why we may have made a mess of the test for Covid ! Slightly funny if you can stand an idiot at 6 am with a dead brain. My test result is back now too - after three months - I 'didn't have Covid when the test was made'. That tells us nothing except that there was indeed no point in taking it - as I said... I think. B...

This is three hours of Dawn Chorus, recorded over three days. A few cars and the milkman removed plus a bit of trimming to make it run under three hours by a minute. No idents at either end - it's all the birds of Barking in London during the lockdown. 4am to 5am early May 2020 . This is natural background - unless you listen to it. The birds are talking to each other, you can hear conversations,...

This does not complete my story, I am still not well as I type this. In part three, I eventually come home - on the same day ! I have much more to say - including a lot of thank yous ! My word, the NHS staff are fantastic ! #NHS #Covid19 #Corona

This is the continuing story of an unexpected trip to Hospital with suspected Corona Virus.  This 'episode' stars Stevie my nurse, half my height and weight and almost exactly my age - a month older. He knows I'm recording  and is happy to be happy. He had it last month... #Covid 19 #Corona #NHS

This is part one of my partly accidentally documented story - that is still unfolding - of my sudden hospitalisation with - possibly - ' The Virus' #NHS #Covid-19 #Carona_Virus #

My thoughts and experiences as the shutdown effects deepen in Barking London. #chronavirus #covid19 #surviving #barking #community #Green #environment #society #future #newworld

... being the Dawn Chorus with rather more birds than yesterday's podcast. This lasts for almost two hours, you'd wonder how they don't get tired - if they weren't birds. #dawnchorus #birds #quietlondon