Topic Lords

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Nick https://twitter.com/NickPancakes Greg https://twitter.com/simgreed https://store.steampowered.com/app/945490/Little_Square_Things/ Topics: Anthropomorphized inanimate objects Quaker Names https://zeugmalitotes.tumblr.com/post/656465316855119872/fishpilled-these-guys-were-onto-something-i-think Why do car doors get Shitty Shu...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Jenni https://twitter.com/horsewizrd/ Chris Topics: Lord Chumley Topic Lords editor Esper Quinn weighs in on Transformer lore: "The second ever podcast I really worked on was called Sound.wav, a read-along Transformers comics podcast. I knew nothing about Transformers, and my friend Nell knew everything about them. We stuck to th...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Mitch https://twitter.com/hbmmaster/ https://www.youtube.com/user/HBMmaster8472 Xander Topics: The title "Super Smash Brothers for Nintendo 3DS" is the first two lines of a haiku https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XejJ6PzPtEw Spectrum of porcupine tunings by eigenmonzos The Letter C Finding the light switch in this bed and breakfast...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Hallie https://twitter.com/hallie_9000 Christine http://thechrischerry.com https://twitter.com/chriscereza Topics: Where are my glasses? Nighttime is the time of abstract possibility and imagination because the world is gone. This huge tub of homemade toum Turn Down For What https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Unedited (s...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Tina https://twitter.com/Teanah/ Slothy https://twitter.com/jonshiring Topics: What do Indie devs imagine AAA is like My cousin is an astronaut Finding an ad for a medicare scam in my drafts folder Brad asks "The '30 days hath...' rhyme sucks as a mnemonic because so many months rhyme. Everyone should just use the knuckle mnemoni...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords Kev https://twitter.com/kevzettler Quil Whisper your secret to a snail. Topics Ephemeral digital music Being a guest on a podcast that you normally listen to is a weird experience because it feels like you're not supposed to talk An update on Bug Mars Dancing in the Street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HasaQvHCv4w Unedited (sync...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Maxx @mechcem on Twitter Maxx plugs sitting at various angles Erica @YerrikTRB on Twitter Erica plugs Lovage, not the band but the spice Jim Jim plugs Big Boy beds, or doesn’t Topics: Things I Chewed as a Youth. In which I beg Jim to use a sharp knife or at least let me teach his child to. Canadian floating feet: explained. https...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: James https://vulpine.club/@triplefox https://twitter.com/triplefox Tyriq https://twitter.com/FourbitFriday/ https://fourbitfriday.itch.io/catacombkids Topics: Ravens of Golden Gate Park Do you also want to destroy the moon? Or: What kind of supervillain are you Novation Circuit Domino Dancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2Y...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Mara https://twitter.com/McaelinL April https://twitter.com/aprilsaur/ Topics: Frog and Toad core What would you do with a bonus room in your house? My reptile brain is a cat-loving ninja If you could submit one thing (a song, a building, a food, an activity, an abstract concept) to the interstellar community of sapient intellige...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Abby https://twitter.com/mizabitha http://abbydenton.podbean.com/ John B https://twitter.com/YouOldSoAndSo Topics: The 1998 Tips & Tricks Magazine Video Game Codebook, a Larry Flynt publication that is not porn but, in a certain sense, is not unlike porn Why grease 2 is the best superhero musical; a mild defense of the 60s su...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Xalavier https://twitter.com/WritNelson https://store.steampowered.com/app/1246250/An_Airport_for_Aliens_Currently_Run_by_Dogs/ Tom https://twitter.com/tv_neato https://www.patreon.com/StrangeScaffold Topics: Shaped CDs and other data formats too cool to live in 2021 https://vgmdb.net/album/819 The Steve Jackson RPG you called on...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Jenni jenni@jennipolodna.com Kole https://duckfeed.tv/ https://twitter.com/koleross Topics: Whether or not you should stop animals who are thieves. We're gonna reach a point where Americans know about Eurovision pretty soon, so prepare for that "CRL couldn't afford the movie license for their video game adaptation of Blade Runner...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Nathan https://twitter.com/NathanShorts Chris https://twitter.com/MrChrisLHall/ Topics: Are mysteries actually better when you know who dun it? Renting apartments that come with weird artifacts Monster Island was a play-by-mail MMO written in QuickBasic that ran from 1989 to 2017. https://if50.substack.com/p/1989-monster-island h...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Tyriq https://twitter.com/FourbitFriday/ https://frror.bandcamp.com/releases Ryan https://twitter.com/RyanIkeComposer https://www.instagram.com/ryanikeaudio/ Topics: What do animals know? Do they know things? How do we find out? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_It_Like_to_Be_a_Bat%3F Can we all just be adults and admit that...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Sam @SamJ314 on Twitter. Chris chrism3141@gmail.com Topics: We can't even describe spacetime because of our faulty perception of time, and how it relates to optical illusions. Optical illusion: https://imgur.com/t6YdyVr Flatland: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatland 3 guys with non-transitive dice and a non-reproducing animal....

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Gary http://duckfeed.tv/ https://www.patreon.com/duckfeedtv/ https://twitter.com/garybuh Brayton Bogwater convention coming to your town soon! Topics: Spirit Halloween's Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PL2DxHye4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIbE6_Lt2w A drug you never want to try This list of people's favori...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Alex is on the Topic Lords Discord. Shannon is offering vaccines. Topics: Human-led gaming over the internet (like escape rooms). How the DM is walking a line of controlling everything vs being completely controlled by the players. How to design games to be played like this over the internet. Best and worst parts of camping. Shut...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Erica @YerrikTRB on Twitter Erica plugs Kitchen! The Musical, and also Micah’s books: https://tinyurl.com/46k5zfnm Micah @micahwrites on Twitter Micah plugs Bermudez Triangle, “Chilling Tales for Dark Nights” https://www.youtube.com/user/chillingtaleswi Topics: In praise of bad hidden object games HOPAs, or Hidden Object Puzzle A...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Stevie https://www.hryx.net/ Avery might be on Spotify. Topics: BREAKING NON MAMMALIAN MILK NEWS: the Arapaima, the largest freshwater fish, feeds its young with a milky white substance that has a hormone found in mammal milk. Boats https://www.vesselfinder.com/ https://twitter.com/sfships https://twitter.com/Nature_Grrrl/status/...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Hallie @hallie_9000 Chris will find you. Topics: The Pokemon Sylveon is supposed to be cute but it freaks me out and let me tell you why Savory french toast. Remember briefcases? People would just bring paperwork home with them. To work more, at home, for free. Fucked up, if you think about it. Everytime we touch Detective Pikach...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Alexander Amanda Topics: The disappointment of sci-fi stories that are just reskins of stuff that happens on Earth. My bitcoin. https://twitter.com/mogwai_poet/status/543952090800734209 I can't decide whether I'm more annoyed that Wienerschnitzel doesn't serve schnitzel, or that they did for three months in 2017 as a gag. Jesse a...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Styger JP http://vectorpoem.com/ Topics: Comestibles as fan fiction The most unexpected CD to be launched from the face of the Cenobite from Hellraiser 3 that launches CDs out of his face. https://cenobite.fandom.com/wiki/CD I got a mandolin slicer for Christmas from someone who was afraid to use it, and I am also afraid to use i...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: John Bettonville https://twitter.com/robohunkx Alex Diener https://twitter.com/ThemsAllTook Topics: Blaseball: the Musical https://blaseballthemusical.com https://blaseballpodcast.com https://catacalypto.substack.com https://blandcamp.com https://medium.com/the-game-bland/shell-your-idols-blaseball-and-the-attention-economy-74037...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Laura https://twitter.com/lmichet Brendon https://twitter.com/BlendoGames April https://twitter.com/aprilsaur Topics: If you were locked in a Home Depot overnight with 19 other people and you wouldn’t be let out until only one person survived, and also all the lights were turned off, what would you do? What's up with teeth. They...

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Tyriq https://twitter.com/FourbitFriday Chris https://twitter.com/MrChrisLHall Topics: Revisiting Game Maker after 10 years, and getting right back into it What's your jrpg/anime vocal quirk? Electric showers Weval - Someday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wEvzqdDZg UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage Lists https://en.wikipedia...