Topé Suicida - What Wrestling Can Be

Mike and Beau watch THE MATCH - Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns from Wrestlemania 33. What did they learn? And will they keep coming back? Will you? The numbers tell a journey:   00:00 - Welcome to the Show 14:59 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 23:35 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 30:26 - Shithouse Challenge 36:31 - Back from Break 54:48 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suic...

We visit a couple of Ring of Honor matches in our very first Honor Roll episode. Real fun stuff up top as well!  Find the numbers you crave:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 14:26 - Huge News 24:34 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 30:28 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 42:32 - Back from Break 1 51:40 - Back from Break 2 1:01:01 - Tights of the Night 1:05:43 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us...

It's Wrestlemania season, baby! So you KNOW what that means. We do it every year , it's the Wrestlemania Wrestlemysteryia! Two Wrestlemania matches picked at random across 30+ years! Join us!  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 15:02 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 21:46 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 35:22 - Back from Break 46:12 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Ins...

We return once again to the Monday Night Wars! This time, we take a look at the December 4, 1995 episodes of WWF Monday Night Raw and WCW Monday Night Nitro! Before that, we talk at length about our time at Defy Wrestling's recent show in Portland!  Timestamps for the loves:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 4:33 - Huge News! Defy Wrestling Edition 39:13 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 42:25...

With the recent and untimely passing of Scott Hall, one of the best, Mike and Beau take a look at a few Razor Ramon/Scott Hall matches. Rest in Peace, Bad Guy.  Hey, YO, here are the numbers:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 7:16 - Huge News 22:49 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 28:41 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 36:56 - Back from Break (Match 1) 44:22 - Back from Break (Match 2) 50:43 - Back from Br...

2 Cold Scorpio is one of the Scorpios that we know. Man, that guy can flip: 00:00 - Welcome to the Show 17:36 - Huge News 26:26 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 30:42 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 45:37 - Back from Break / Match 1 52:19 - Back from Break / Match 2 58:59 - Tights of the Night 1:01:40 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Faceboo...

Mike and Beau watch All Elite Wrestling's Revolution 2022 with a fun quick episode up top!  Sometimes wrestling is too long: 00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 6:17 - Huge News 15:41 - Who’s Gonna Win?! AEW Revolution 2022 Edition 31:10 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 34:39 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 39:30 - Back from Break 45:23 - Tights of the Night 49:39 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us...

No animals were touched or even harmed in the making of today's episode. Beau and Mike return to the Lucha Underground Watchamania Series for Lucha Underground season 1, episodes 15 & 16. Wonderful episode up top! No time like the present: 00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 21:55 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 29:45 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 37:34 - Back from Break 54:58 - Outro So who's your favorite wr...

Beau and Mike went to Prestige Wrestling's Roseland 2 event over the weekend. It was a blast. They talk about their experience.  So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuicidapod@gmail.com ! You can follow Beau everywhere @beaurosser . Mike's on Twitter @MikeFromTV and Instag...

In a match that will only happen ONCE, we watch FTR vs. Rock 'n' Roll Express! Fun episode up top:  For those looking to get dirty in the numbers:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 9:11 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 16:49 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 32:33 - Back from Break & Ratings 41:38 - Tights of the Night 43:45 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on In...

We know Rumble season has come and gone, but we really wanted to watch Royal Rumble 1997! Join us + a normal funny episode up top!  00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 3:51 - Updad Update 13:19 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 18:10 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 25:54 - Back from Break & Ratings 34:59 - Tights of the Night & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Ins...

We roll the dice to determine One Short Match. Enjoy!  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 1:53 - Five Minutes of Fire 8:58 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 13:24 - Mike’s Art Corner 20:11 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 36:56 - We pick One Short Match 40:24 - Back from Break & Ratings 45:38 - Tights of the Night 48:11 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Tw...

Jump back into the Monday Night War with Mike and Beau for Monday Night Fight Bites 13! In this installment, Beau and Mike watch WWF Monday Night Raw and WCW Monday Night Nitro from November 27, 1995!  Bad night for wrestling, good night for timestamps:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 19:21 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 26:11 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 36:33 - Back from Break & Ratings 44:1...

This week, we check out the first event for the new wrestling promotion, Terminus! It's all grapples all the time and a wonderfully silly episode up top!  Get these numbers or be headlocked:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 13:22 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 20:03 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 37:13 - We Loved Terminus 42:52 - Tights of the Night 44:06 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite...

35 weeks. We made y'all wait 35 weeks. But it's here, it's Part II of our Ladder Match series, where we explore the ladder match in its various forms over the decades.  These numbers will get you to the top of the ladder:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 11:21 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 15:26 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 30:31 - Quick Match 1 Deliberation 35:53 - Quick Match 2 Deliberation 39:40...

I don't know if we'll hire these guys again. They made the edit impossible.  So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuicidapod@gmail.com ! You can follow Beau everywhere @beaurosser . Mike's on Twitter @MikeFromTV and Instagram @mikefromtelevision . Don't forget to subscribe,...

Truman Capps joins us on the shitcouch again for a wonderful Happy TruYear episode! It's the final Topé Suicida release of 2021. Let's usher in 2022! The year that Beau and Mike plan on wrestling at least once.  Get to know the numerals: 00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 10:23 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 26:06 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 40:43 - Back from First Match 46:44 - Back from Second Match 51:...

Cup o' cheer, bro. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from us to you!  Make your way through the candy canes:  00:00 - Welcome to the Mistleswole! 5:59 - Enter Memes 21:03 - Shithouse Challenge: Dr. Pepper Hot 24:47 - Five Minutes of Fire 30:22 - Mike’s Match So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach...

Mike brings the tiniest bit of cheer to Beau as we randomly pick a match to watch from December 2006's ECW December to Dismember!  Follow us through this number journey:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show 25:18 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 31:31 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 38:16 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Face...

Beau and Mike return to the Lucha Underground Watchamania Series for Lucha Underground season 1, episodes 13 & 14. Wonderful episode up top!  For those that challenge the numbers:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 26:26 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 32:11 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 46:02 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twi...

Back at it again with that Monday Night War! We watch the November 20, 1995 entries of WWF Monday Night Raw and WCW Monday Night Nitro and compare the two! Fun episode up top!  Stay on top of the war with these numbers: 00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 17:43 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 22:14 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 41:05 - Back from Break 42:32 - Tights of the Night 46:56 - Ratings 1:03:05 - See...

Enjoy the 2021 Turkey Pageant, without all the rest of the fluff. Happy Thanksgiving!  What are you thankful for?

We return to your regularly scheduled Turkey Pageant.  These numbers will get you to the turkey: 00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 9:53 - NEW SEGMENT: Why is That? 14:45 - Beau’s Art Corner 27:56 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 30:41 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 48:02 - Back from Break 52:43 - The Turkey Pageant 2021 1:18:31 - The Century’s Greatest Turkey Attack Vol. 1 So who's your favorite wrestler? Let...

It's Full Gear time, baby! 00:00 - Welcome to the Show 7:48 - Who’s Gonna Win?! AEW Full Gear 2021 Edition 19:15 - Mike’s Art Corner 24:44 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 28:25 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! Beau / Mike 37:04 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuici...

Mike brings Beau some surprise matches and turns the season 3 premiere of the show into a surprise Joshi Special! The Joshi Shithouse! Numbers doing the heavy lifting:  00:00 - Welcome to the Show! 5:43 - The Season Premiere Airing of Grievances 23:00 - Match 1 Ratings 27:49 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 33:02 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 45:47 - Match 2 Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wr...