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Episode 123: Happy Valentines Day from the Top Dads. This week is a special episode about beards, v-day presents, school parties with the Top Kids, Super Bowl bitching and an upcoming trip to Mexico. Hang on to your butts and get ready for a wild ride with the Top Dads. Bonus Tip: Do not touch other peoples kids at Super Bowl parties...  tip from TDK. Thank you for listening and taking this journe...

Episode 122: What family activities can a Top Dad do when it is 1* outside? Baby it's too cold to go outside so let's... well you're just going to have to listen to the newest episode of the Top Dad podcast to find out.  That's called a Hook 🤣.  Bonus Tip: How to remove your coat while sitting in the car. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow u...

Episode 121: What are your favorite tv commercial jingles from the 80's and 90's? Was their commercials before movies on VHS tapes? Did the Hollywood Execs hit the nail on the head with PG13? The TOP DAD's cover all these questions this week on the only dad podcast on the internet... as far as we know.  Bonus Tip: Top Dad Ken's favorite Fred Ward movie from the 1980's. Tha...

Episode 120: How to move like a Top Dad. TDK finally moves into his new house and manages to only have one crisis. TDM goes for his first pedicure with the rest of the family and is almost thrown out due to a wicked fit of the giggles.  Bonus Tip: Plumbing tips from Tony the Plumber and Top Dad Matts top Price as Right games! Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow u...

Episode 119: Dads have been arguing with one another over professional sports since the inovation of the spoken word. 👉 Previously Dads had to disagree about professional athletes via cave drawings. Bonus Tip: Armchair Quarterbacks Matt and Ken figure out the best way to spend Da Bears 1st overall draft pick.  Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook,...

Episode 118: What are the Top Dads doing while their kids are on Winter break + our new year goals for 2023.  Ring in the new year with plenty of dirty dad jokes and tips on how to occupy your kids without school. Bonus Tip: Where to buy boujee ice with Top Dad Matt. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok @topdadpod fo...

Episode 117: Top Dad Christmas Traditions... what are the Top Dads doing before, during, and after the Christmas Holiday.  From shopping to gift giving to how to deal with buying your wife a gift at Victoria's Secret.   Bonus Tip: Top Dad Matt gives out perfect wrapping advice and Top Dad Ken sings Staying Alive on air.  Plus confirmation that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Thank you for list...

Episode 116: What the heck are 8 Maids a Milking... 10 Lords a Leaping.  The Top Dads cover their least favorite holiday songs and what to buy your Dad for Christmas.  Bonus Tip: Top Dad Matt's top 3 reasons to drink a RedBull in the morning. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok @topdadpod for great Top Dad tips...

Episode 115: Now I have a machine gun... HO HO HO! Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and the TOP DADs give you an in-depth look at all of the reasons why.  Bonus Tip: Top Dad Matt's top 12 Christmas Movies.  Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok @topdadpod for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, and hacks. Please sha...

Episode 114: Thanksgiving is over, and we are onto the Christmas holiday season. Dads everywhere are now free to decorate their homes with inflatable fat guys and 1,000,000's of tiny twinkle lights. Children are making lists, and someone is going to have to check them more than twice.  This is the post-Thanksgiving episode from the Top Dad podcast, and it's a mad dash to the Holiday seas...

Episode 113: Happy Thanksgiving from the Top Dads. No need to really describe this episode... its about Thanksgiving. This means Pies, Turkey, Football, PeCAN punches, Family Politics Arguments, and the #1 American Holiday in USA 🇺🇸 Bonus Tip: Root Beer Float review and tips on where to get the best RBF's in Chicago. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on...

Episode 112: The importance of date night with the wife. Matt relives his high school days with Lauren by hitting up a Dave Mathews Band concert at the United Center. While Ken roams New York City with Lindsay on the last days of her 30's.  Bonus Tip: NYC museum tips from TDK + what to drink at a DMB concert with TDM Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on...

Episode 111: The 2nd most important voting day of American Democracy... the Gubernatorial race. Yup that's what it's called. Gubernatorial. Who knew? Top Dad Matt knew.  Bonus Tip: The Top Dads rate the best cereal based noncereal products. The results will surprise you! Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tik Tok...

Episode 110: What happened to Kids today? They are not the bloodthirsty pre-diabetics candy treasure hunters that The Top Dads were in the 80's.  Learn how to go Trick or Treating like an 80's rockstar.  Bonus Tip: What is the world record for the number of "fu<ks" recorded in a podcast? Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, T...

Episode 109: Top Dad Matt returns from his ultimate Disney vacation with the family. The Top Dads talk Disney, give tips, planning tricks, and cautionary tales of what a Top Dad does while vacationing at the Happiest Place on Earth.    Bonus Tip: How much does a smile cost at the Houston airport? Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instag...

Episode 108: Top Dad Matt turns 40 and we party like we are 25. Then we are back to reality with broken washing machines, funny Dad stories, and responsible members of society.  We also take a deep dive into how to bro hug your fellow dads.  Bonus Tip: Mutchup? Let Top Dad Matt sell you on his new condiment empire. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social...

Episode 107: Top Dad Matt is turning 40, and the Top Dads discuss all things that happen when you turn 40.  We reminisce about our younger nondad days. We look into the future on what it might be like to be 80, and our current outlook on life.  Bonus Tip: The first Top Dad contest to name all 50 states... who wins? Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social...

Episode 106: an illuminating discovery about our favorite movie characters of all time, but you're going to have to listen to the podcast to find the answer. Hint... check out the episode album cover for a little insight into this Dadcentric epiphany.  Bonus Tip: Loft bed or Lofted bed? The Top Dads cover the hard-hitting questions. Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Ple...

Episode 105: Mulitple kids means multiple activities to drive to, prepare and practice for, coach, and to cheer your little rugrats on. The weekend Dad warrior is there for all of it, but if you can't make it the Top Dads are here for you.  Bonus Tip: How to eat Cheetos without getting messy orange finers Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social medi...

Episode 104:  Top Dad Tips on how to be a single parent for the weekend The Top Moms are out of town and the Top Dads are on their own. If we do not release an episode next week please send help... we have a lord of the flies situation on our hands.  Bonus Tip: Basement Flooding tips from Top Dad Matt Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social media on Face...

Episode 103:  Hang out with the TOP DADs for our late-night episode. Drinking high end whiskey after the kids go to bed talking all things dads including fancy ice, blue label drinks, the do's and don'ts of parenting while drinking, and when its ok to drink a seltzer.  Bonus Tip: Grandma Pam murders a mouse in her house while wearing a blouse? Thank you for listening and taking this jour...

Episode 102:  Shooting the shit with the Top Dads What do you do when you hit 100+ episodes and run out of stuff to talk about...? You just turn on the mic and see where the morning takes us.  We talk about Disney vacation plans, 10-year anniversaries, Top Dad Ken becomes a male model at 42, top 50 records of all time, and so much more you'll have to listen to find out where this Dad train of...

Episode 101:  NOT ALL DND players are nerds... especially dads My wife asked me one time, "Why don't you start a Dad and D&D group to play in?" My response... the venn diagram of men who play D&D and the men who know girls that will have sex with them is a very small subsection of the said graph. The Top Dads will try to convince our podcast loving public, that you are not a...

Episode 100:  Best Dad Jokes That Are So Bad And So Funny! When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent. Dad Jokes are a right of passage for all Fathers and Father Figures. Here are the Top 100 Dad jokes from the Top Dads.  Heres to a 100 episodes and 100's more.  Bonus Tip: We find out why Tod Dad Ken is going to hell and Top Dad Matt wins the Dad Joke contest.. Thank you...

Episode 99: Back to school Summer is almost over as far as our children are concerned.  How does a Top Dad ween their kiddos off of their summertime bad habits with only one week left of summer? Don't worry there are plenty of Dad Tips in this episode on how to get your kids ready for the school year in under 48 hours. Bonus Tip: The Dads cover some of the names of this podcast that hit the c...