Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Psychotic teens, Michael Fassbender, and a truly unfortunate ending, we're recapping EDEN LAKE! This movie has the same director as the upcoming SPEAK NO EVIL re-make.....so you know we're in for a terrible time!!!! James Watkins, you can go fuck yourself, sir!! TW: Child abuse Trailer Movie stats @ 18:17 Recap @ 20:45 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Insta...

A Catholic priest, a quantum physicist, a vat of Satan-goo, and a whole new theory on the origin of Christianity, we're recapping John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS! Thank anti-god we are joined by New York Times Columnist, Jamelle Bouie ( NYT , Unclear and Present Danger ) as he very casually breaks down this movie AND quantum physics for us!! This is what horror movies are made for <3 Traile...

Truth or Dare is for BULLIES and DEMONS, ok?! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:43 Recap begins @ 26:37 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Ad...

When Henley and Sammy are away, Joel and Emily will play! Slintheads, this one's for you!!! And the gals will be back next week, we promise! Don't get froggy with us! Ravenous is available to rent on VOD. Trailer Movie stats @ 11:55 Recap @ 26:11 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional...

We love celebrities as much as the next person but we simply MUST respect their personal space!! This week we are recapping Satoshi Kon's animated horror-thriller Perfect Blue. We can see why Darren Aronofsky was inspired! Perfect Blue is streaming on Shudder. Trailer Movie stats @ 15:40 Recap begins @ 23:56 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Chec...

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One nightmarish house, two terrifying landlords, and countless upsetting sequences, we're recapping Wes Craven's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS! Movie stats @ 20:43 Recap begins @ 24:05 Trailer Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on ...

We're throwing it all the way back to April 2020 with Kevin Williamson's SICK, a peak-Covid slasher/home invasion movie that is...dare we say.... a godamn romp?? Is it too soon or not soon enough to be partying with disinfectant? We aren't thinking too hard about this one, just enjoying our new favorite weapon - massive antlers!! Trailer Movie stats @ 12:12 Recap begins @ 15:05 Follow the show: @T...

Our apologies to all the mothers out there 🙏 Trailer Movie stats @ 22:49 Recap begins @ 28:06 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Ad...

Resurrecting this film from the 2020 graveyard and giving it the due it deserves!! Directed by David Prior, THE EMPTY MAN (the empty man the empty man the empty man) was filmed in 2017 and 20th Century Fox shelved it until....October 2020??? Dang, that's brutal. Trailer Movie stats @ 15:03 Recap begins @ 20:45 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Ch...

Sammy is flying solo today for a recap of her favorite horror movie of 2023...Birth/Rebirth. Streaming on Shudder. Check out our  Patreon  if you'd like to vote for our January recap, 2x bonus episodes a month and other additional content! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and&...

This episode was originally recorded in January 2022 as a bonus episode on our Patreon . Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on  Too Scary; Didn't Watch  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Pol...

We're putting the creators of this movie on the naughty list!!!!!!! To hear the full episode, join our Patreon Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on  Too Scary; Didn't Watch  via  Gumb...

Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas is one Gizmo please!! Join us as we recap the classic Christmas horror, GREMLINS!! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:39 Recap begins @ 28:13 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and&nbs...

Grab your dollar store wigs because we are headed back to Forks to recap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Join us to find out if any of the extremely toxic behavior on display in this film has dissuaded us from being Team Edward or Team Jacob. (Not likely!) Trailer Movie trivia @ 14:06 Recap begins @ 29:05 Check out our  Patreon  if you'd like to vote for our January recap, 2x bonus episodes...

One terrible idea for a web series, one hundred red flags, and the hottest we've ever seen Mark Duplass, we're recapping CREEP 2!!! A perfect film, according to Rotten Tomatoes (and us??). Thank you to our Patrons for picking this one and taking us on this beautiful/deranged journey! Check out our  Patreon  if you'd like to vote for our January recap, 2x bonus episodes a month and other...

There's something strange in the neighborhood and our ghostbusters are being a little too chill about it!! This week we are honored to be joined by Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse ( Dead Meat ) to discuss the very unsettling 2018 Argentinian horror film TERRIFIED. So pull on some jeans and hop into your twin bed cuz it's time to get...terrified. Trailer Recap begins @ 26:02 Follow the show: @...

It's our November bonus recap and what better way to practice gratitude than to discuss Eli Roth's new slasher...Thanksgiving?! You will come home for the holidays...in a body bag. Thanksgiving is in theaters now Full episode is available on our  Patreon .  Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on ...

This week we are thankful for our soon to be HOT DAD, Robert Pattinson!! And of course we are most thankful for all of YOU xoxo This episode was originally released as a bonus episode on our Patreon in August 2021. Recap begins @ 22:46 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! R...

This week we are thrilled to be joined by comedian, Misha Brown ( The Big Flop ) to discuss 2006's SLITHER, a disgusting af horror-comedy. It's GROSS, y'all!! Pray for us :) Recap begins @ 25:25 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on&nb...

Kaitlyn Dever, zero dialogue, rotary phones, and townspeople that really hold a grudge, we're recapping Hulu's NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! Shocked and honored to be joined by #1 NYT bestselling author Casey McQuiston ( Red White & Royal Blue , The Pairing ) to discuss this film/deranged Anthropologie ad campaign!!! Trailer Movie intro @ 18:42 Recap begins @ 32:18 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on&nbs...

Is it time for a Russellaissance because Russell Crowe is *perfection* in THE POPE'S EXORCIST! Join us and Paul F. Tompkins as we discuss this absoolutely unhinged film and our absoolutely *inspired* Halloween costumes!!! This audio is edited from our LIVE show! The unabridged, video version will be available until 11/5. Get the replay here! Movie talk begins @ 20:17 Recap begins @ 46:17 Follow th...

Sammy is flying solo (spooky!!) for this extra bonus Halloween recap of Skinamarink. To hear reviews of the other horror movies she has watched this spooky season, join our Patreon . Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, an...

Nasty nightgowns, creepy child drawings and one hot dad - we're recapping The Others! We are continuing our journey through the decades with this early 2000s haunted house film. Thank you to our patrons for choosing it! Now close your curtains tight and join us. Trailer Movie talk begins @ 25:25 Recap begins @ 38:21 Get tickets to our live show on October 29th @ 5pm PT/8pm ET Follow the show: @TSD...

Who needs a coherent plotline when you have Katie Holmes, James Marsden, and a crisp 86-minute run-time??? Not this movie! We're diving into the 90's this week with DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, a film about how reading Kurt Vonnegut makes you the smartest man in the room. Sounds razor! Trailer Recap begins @ 23:46 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check...