Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Demonic pool water, militant marco polo rule-following, and baseball super powers, we're recapping the perfectly ridiculous NIGHT SWIM! Join us as we discover Tim's next side gig - pool demonologist! Trailer Movie stats @ 14:30 Recap @ 26:10 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional cont...

ALL GREAT THINGS MUST COME TO AN END. We talked about this film for 2.5 hours but we could have gone until the end of time. Movie stats @ 29:52 Recap @ 33:05 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Pod...

Surprise!!!! We have a very exciting episode coming on Wednesday and you MIGHT wanna listen to this one beforehand so we are releasing it from the Patreon vault! Either the best or the worst installment of the franchise, depending on if you ask Sammy or Emily. This episode was originally released in April 2022 on our Patreon . Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and&nbs...

A mid-atlantic accent, dog in basket, photographer that can’t quit and Grace Kelly’s wit - we’re recapping Alfred Hitchcock’s REAR WINDOW! Join us as Henley recaps her second favorite film (after dune 2) Movie stats @ 22:32 Recap @ 28:34 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content!...

Salamanders, Kangaroos, Sting Rays and Human DNA, we're recapping 2009's SPLICE, a movie about scientists in graphic tee's doing terrible, terrible things. We hated it! Trailer TW: Rape Movie stats @ 16:57 Recap @ 26:52 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; D...

A recently widowed woman, an isolated road and one man who will NOT let it go, we're recapping John Hyam's 2020 thriller ALONE (not to be confused with the other 2020 horror film titled ALONE) Trailer Movie stats @ 13:13 Recap @ 18:44 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Ra...

Oscar Isaac shirtless, Oscar Isaac in Norway, Oscar Isaac dancing, Oscar Isaac imbibing beer (shall we go on??) we're recapping EX MACHINA! Thrilled to be joined by the hilarious Raina Morris (Schmigadoon!, Emily in Paris) as we discuss Alex Garland's directorial debut! Trailer Movie stats @ 12:11 Recap @ 26:43 For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/TOOSCARY Follow the show: @T...

Pirates, priests, and a radio station in a lighthouse, we're recapping John Carpenter's THE FOG! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Watch us unravel as we recap the most fucked installment of the Twilight series yet, BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!!! Thank god we are joined by Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, who wrote this Letterboxd review that is now burned into our brain: "There is no story here, only an all-pervading pathology hallucinated into being through the instruments of our generation’s best and worst actors, all buckling under t...

One 70s late-night talk show host, lots of behind the scenes footage and too many unsuspecting audience members, we're recapping LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL! Trailer Movie stats @ 26:01 Recap @ 36:57 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on...

Please hold while we add peyote and a beer can to our survival toolkit!!!!! The brilliant Avital Ash ( Workshops Her Suicide Note ) joins us to discuss Coralie Fargeat's insane 2017 film REVENGE....maybe our favorite "competent victim" movie yet?!? Trailer Movie stats @ 11:50 Recap @ 28:39 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Pat...

Time-travel, teens, therapy and the most stacked cast ever (Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze, Drew Barrymore, Seth Rogen.....let me go on?!) - we're recapping DONNIE DARKO! Henley is in the hot seat this week as she tries to recreate the movie that defined her adolescence (lol). Wish her luck. Happy Easter everyone!!! Movie stats @ 16:28 Recap @ 24:14 Trailer Follow the show...

Get out your CB radios, we're recapping JOY RIDE with Kurt Schmidt ( Physical Therapy: A Movie Podcast )!! Paul Walker, Steve Zahn and Leelee Sobieski star in this perfect 2001 horror/thriller. We're coming for you Canddyyyy Canneeeee!!! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:04 Recap @ 26:31 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  ...

Four leaf clovers, pots o' gold and a murderous, shoe-obsessed little man, we're recapping the movie Jennifer Aniston wish she'd never starred in, LEPRECHAUN! Happy St. Patrick's Day to us!!! Trailer Movie stats @ 15:36 Recap @ 25:08 Check out Emily and Joel's new podcast A Couple ! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon &n...

A step-mom, a ghost mom and two completely sane siblings, we're recapping Kim Jee-woon's A TALE OF TWO SISTERS! This South-Korean psychological horror film is just the ticket for perking up our weeks!! Just kidding! We feel terrible! Charles Dickens would be proud <3 TW: Suicide, Child Abuse Trailer Movie stats @ 20:20 Recap @ 26:28 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok...

Psychotic teens, Michael Fassbender, and a truly unfortunate ending, we're recapping EDEN LAKE! This movie has the same director as the upcoming SPEAK NO EVIL re-make.....so you know we're in for a terrible time!!!! James Watkins, you can go fuck yourself, sir!! TW: Child abuse Trailer Movie stats @ 18:17 Recap @ 20:45 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Insta...

A Catholic priest, a quantum physicist, a vat of Satan-goo, and a whole new theory on the origin of Christianity, we're recapping John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS! Thank anti-god we are joined by New York Times Columnist, Jamelle Bouie ( NYT , Unclear and Present Danger ) as he very casually breaks down this movie AND quantum physics for us!! This is what horror movies are made for <3 Traile...

Truth or Dare is for BULLIES and DEMONS, ok?! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:43 Recap begins @ 26:37 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Ad...

When Henley and Sammy are away, Joel and Emily will play! Slintheads, this one's for you!!! And the gals will be back next week, we promise! Don't get froggy with us! Ravenous is available to rent on VOD. Trailer Movie stats @ 11:55 Recap @ 26:11 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional...

We love celebrities as much as the next person but we simply MUST respect their personal space!! This week we are recapping Satoshi Kon's animated horror-thriller Perfect Blue. We can see why Darren Aronofsky was inspired! Perfect Blue is streaming on Shudder. Trailer Movie stats @ 15:40 Recap begins @ 23:56 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Chec...

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One nightmarish house, two terrifying landlords, and countless upsetting sequences, we're recapping Wes Craven's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS! Movie stats @ 20:43 Recap begins @ 24:05 Trailer Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on ...

We're throwing it all the way back to April 2020 with Kevin Williamson's SICK, a peak-Covid slasher/home invasion movie that is...dare we say.... a godamn romp?? Is it too soon or not soon enough to be partying with disinfectant? We aren't thinking too hard about this one, just enjoying our new favorite weapon - massive antlers!! Trailer Movie stats @ 12:12 Recap begins @ 15:05 Follow the show: @T...

Our apologies to all the mothers out there 🙏 Trailer Movie stats @ 22:49 Recap begins @ 28:06 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Check out our  Patreon  for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on  Spotify  and  Apple Podcasts  and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Ad...

Resurrecting this film from the 2020 graveyard and giving it the due it deserves!! Directed by David Prior, THE EMPTY MAN (the empty man the empty man the empty man) was filmed in 2017 and 20th Century Fox shelved it until....October 2020??? Dang, that's brutal. Trailer Movie stats @ 15:03 Recap begins @ 20:45 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on  Twitter ,  TikTok , and  Instagram . Ch...