Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Government sanctioned violence, a family rich enough to insulate themselves, and some Trumpian/Manson-esque prep-school mother f*ckers - we're recapping The Purge! It's election week so we thought we would relax by talking about a rich white family that upholds a violent system with their complicity. In hindsight this might have not been a good idea. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikT...

Toni's hair! Toni's nails! Toni's LIME GREEN VELOUR TOP! It's our very first bonus episode and we are watching The Sixth Sense TOGETHER!  For a spooky Halloween treat and a pre-Toni Collette's birthday celebration, join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle by heading over to our Patreon. Happy Halloween! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreo...

Puppets on tricycles, fluorescent lighting, and rooms so filthy they could make Henley cry - we're recapping James Wan's 2004 debut horror film Saw! This week we are joined by our dearest horrorspondent AKA fourorspondent AKA Joel Jensen! Join us as we debate whether this film should be classified as torture porn or if it is, in fact, just a whimsical mystery. This closes out our listener chosen O...

A new baby, an old demon, and a security camera in every room - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 2! Join us to hear about what might be Sammy's scariest viewing experience to date. The winner of our nasty torture porn bracket and final episode of October will be SAW (2004). Pray for us. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes...

Deep water aliens, nuclear missiles, and a variety of ships and subs AKA a vessel head's dream come true - we're recapping James Cameron's 1989 film The Abyss! Join us as we learn why it's important to set boundaries with aliens, including but not limited to: do NOT taste the alien you just met. The Abyss is streaming on Amazon Prime. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagr...

TV people, scary trees, and REAL human skeletons - we're recapping Tobe Hooper's (Steven Spielberg's?) 1982 classic horror film Poltergeist. Sammy is facing her fears and revisiting this movie for the first time since third grade! Join us as we kick off October with this listener chosen film.  Poltergeist is streaming on Netflix. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram ....

Gaslighting, a too small suit, and "optics" (no further explanation needed) - we're recapping Leigh Whannell's 2020 film The Invisible Man! Join us as we defend Elizabeth Moss from an angry IMDb user who clearly had some better ideas on how to deal with your abusive ex boyfriend faking his death and turning himself invisible just to fuck with you. We must have misplaced our guide book! Follow the...

A straight razor, a whisper-voiced killer, and an author who is dead set on promoting his book no matter how many murders are happening around him - we're recapping Dario Argento's 1982 Italian slasher Tenebrae! Peter Banifaz (Shameless, Veep, Perry Mason) is here to tell us all about this classic Giallo film. Join us if you wanna live that #garottelife Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , T...

A kidnapping, a determined infiltrator, and a cult leader that we have to admit makes some pretty solid choices - we're recapping the 2018 Netflix horror film Apostle. There is some very nasty shit in this one and not even Dan Stevens can make it go down easy! Listen to find out why Henley has a soft spot for a hard foot.  Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check o...

A zoom seance, an ill-conceived prank, and a group of friends whose names are a little too close for comfort - we're recapping the 2020 made-in-quarantine horror film Host! This movie was filmed entirely through zoom and we can 100% confirm that recording the episode through zoom was indeed very scary. So take a cheeky shot and buckle up if you want to be convinced not to use a video background in...

Drunk parents, finger knives, and 500 gallons of fake blood - we're recapping A Nightmare on Elm Street! This week our guests Peter Lozano and Scott Youngbauer (hosts of Movies that Made Us Gay) fill us in on all things Freddy Krueger. Join us if you dare, but whatever you do...don't fall asleep! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus ep...

An unhappy marriage, a mysterious box, and a couple of horny demons AKA "Sadomasochists from beyond the grave" - we're recapping Clive Barker's 1987 film Hellraiser! Join us to be reminded of the importance of our old motto: Always be stressed, never be horny. Truly words to live by. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and ad...

A missing grandma, a lurking figure, and a questionable Australian accent - we're recapping Natalie Erika James' debut horror film Relic. And who better to join us than our favorite Australian counterparts Peach & Shag of the podcast Spooko? Together, we'll get to the bottom of what this film is really about (hint: it's dementia). Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagr...

A celebratory trip, an unwanted visitor, and some brother dynamics that probably in no way reflect the brother dynamics between the director and his real-life brother James Franco - we're recapping Dave Franco's directorial debut The Rental.  No Henley this week! Just an intimate episode with Emily and Sammy discovering the importance of always coordinating your ecstasy trips.  Follow the show: @T...

A true-crime novelist, creepy kids that love creepy drawings, and your classic pagan deity that is a big patron of the arts - we're recapping Sinister! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy....

A boy facing his monster, a Klansman politician, and an eccentric mortician to guide us through their stories - we're recapping Rusty Cundieff's 1995 horror anthology Tales from the Hood! Carl Tart (The Flagrant Ones, XOXO Gossip Kings) joins us to discuss what it would be like to be eaten alive one tiny puppet bite at a time. (Spoiler: not good!) Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok...

Trendsetting witches, a deity named after a french woman from The Great British Baking Show, and somewhere between 3,000 and 10,000 snakes - we're recapping 90s teen horror The Craft! Join us as we search for the fourth member of our coven. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Wat...

Homemade ouija boards, zoetropes, and an unnecessary Elvis singalong - we're recapping The Conjuring 2! Our wonderful horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro (A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash) is back to guide us through the second installment of The Conjuring series. Join us to find out if Ed & Lorraine Warren love each other and, more importantly, if Henley is haunted! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twi...

Poetic monologues, psychic visions, and the terrifying fallibility of memory - we're recapping Kasi Lemmons' 1997 film Eve's Bayou. Bonus discussion about Xavier Burgin's documentary Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spo...

A seaside orphanage, children in masks (double whammy), and an incredibly tired husband - we're recapping J.A. Bayona's 2007 film The Orphanage! Mano Agapion (Drag Her!, We Love Trash, Horny 4 Horror) joins us to talk about this terrifying yet beautiful Spanish fantasy-horror. Grab your horror bingo cards cuz this movie does it ALL! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram...

A grieving woman with a terrible boyfriend, a murderer in a ghost face mask, and some incredibly unfazed teenagers - we're recapping Wes Craven's 1996 teen slasher SCREAM! Come for the horrific murders and stay for Emily's impeccable Matthew Lillard impression. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate...

Six women, one cave, and a whole bunch of nasty naked gollum men - we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2006 film (and Sammy's favorite horror film of all time!!!!) The Descent! Join us as we make a very strong case for never ever going spelunking. Adventure is bad and we should all just stay home. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episo...

Five (5) candelabras, a newlywed couple, and your classic board game tycoon family with an unfortunate tradition to uphold - we-re recapping the 2019 film Ready or Not! Join us as we learn why it's important to stay on top of your endurance training. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary;...

Nosy neighbors, an incredible haircut, and a level of gaslighting that is truly off the charts - we're recapping the 1968 classic Rosemary's Baby. Join us as we learn how terrifying pregnancy and motherhood are. This episode contains descriptions of rape and other sensitive topics and could be triggering! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for...

A hot dad, an adorable daughter, and an ever-growing hoard of zombies - we're recapping the South Korean zombie film Train to Busan! Our #1 horrorspondent Joel Jensen joins us via Zoom to talk about the winner of our foreign horror bracket. Listen to find out an exclusive entomological dermatology hack. Also, *trigger warning* for anyone who has had a zombie fall on them while they were doing kick...