Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Mrs. P's book club returns and SPOILERS abound for this retelling of Patricia Wants to Cuddle by Samantha Allen. It's the Bachelor meets Harry and the Hendersons, meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre, meets the L Word, meets reddit, this book has it all and it just never stops serving more! Join Alex as he is COMPLETELY engrossed in Mrs. P's retelling of this completely original 21st century tale that ju...

This week it is Mrs. P who is driven into a rage by hearing all about Dave Ramsey and his 7 baby steps to financial success. Mr. P tells Mrs. P all about the Tennessee financial guru's very conservative world view and how being poor is YOUR FAULT. Also, It's official! We have reached out Patreon membership goal. So the second horny fairy book reading HAS BEGUN! Thank you to all of the new and exis...

This week the Pearlman's were trying desperately to get the baby to bed when they started singing nursery rhymes and realizing that they had no idea why a baby would be rocking on a tree top. That inspired Mrs. P to research 5 Nursery Rhymes and present them to Mr. P while an infant is sleeping just a foot away from them the entire time. Don't worry, this episode will make you anything but tired a...

With the collapse of a major bridge in the Baltimore Harbor this week, Mr. P discovered that Mrs. P never learned about Francis Scott Key or why a Baltimore bridge would be named after him in Catholic School. Using every tab possible, Mr. P explains the highlights of Francis Scott Key's most famous moment in life, the poem he wrote, the drinking song he ripped off, and then the most shocking surpr...

In an incredible rare moment for our podcast, Mrs. P researched a religious, health food entrepreneur who turned out to NOT BE THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH! Bob and Charlee Moore founded Bob's Red Mill, the "nation's leading miller of diverse whole-grain foods." For years, Bob's Red Mill Gluten free flour was one of the only things Mrs. P could eat, so when she heard of the founder's recent passing s...

Mrs. Pearlmania's Book Club Returns with a tale of Real Estate Horror. Join us as she explain's Carissa Orlando's novel "The September House". Are violent ghosts a deal breaker if your monthly mortgage payment is blow $800 a month? Can Alex survive Margaret's descriptions of turn of the century wood bannisters? Is this the Stephen King Version of a Hallmark Christmas movie set around Labor Day? Gr...

Mr. P sits Mrs. P down and explains that this week he did his research a bit differently. On This Episode of Pearlmania500 Presents: Too Many Tabs, we learn all of our facts from conservative version of Wikipedia: Conservapedia! From Barack Obama to dogs to a lack of salsa, Mrs. P is taken on a journey that none of us were prepared for. As announced on this episode, Alex will be performing live in...

The Pearlmans are back with an all new SEASON 2 of the podcast and an even newer show title. Pearlmania500 Presents: TOO MANY TABS! Its the same great show where a married couple goes too deep with their internet "research" then tells their partner about their topic in an ADHD riddled diatribe that some would describe as a LORE DUMP. This week, Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on the iconic 1980's...

AS ANNOUNCED ON THIS EPISODE, STARTING NEXT WEEK THE PODCAST WILL BE RENAMED TO "TOO MANY TABS". You don't have to update your subscriptions, the change will happen automatically for all listeners/patreons. This week, Hisnamewasdusk joins the Pearlmans to learn about the nephew of Sigmund Freud and the father of public relations, Edward L Bernays. You have no idea the impact that this man has had...

As we near the end of season 1 of Pearlmania500, Mr and Mrs. P have on an actual accredited archaeologist on the podcast to discuss the Roman Emperor Commodus. But this archaeologist has a secret, a secret so devastating that the Pearlman's will never be the same again. Also, Emperor Commodus was played by Joaquin Phoenix in the Russel Crowe Gladiator movie. Alex has added more cities to the tour!...

Prepare you mind, body and soul to hear the story of German business man, amateur archaeologist, and divorce pioneer Heinrich Schliemann . Did he actually discover Troy? What do the Pearlman's mean that this episode is a prequel to next week's guest? Well, clock into your job and put your headphones on, it's time for all to be revealed on this week's episode of Pearlmania500! Alex has added more c...

It's a barn burner of an episode featuring our amazing friend, Setoiyo! Back in October he came on the pod to tell us all about the history surrounding the boxing match between Muhammad Ali and Sonny Liston in 1964. A lot of incredible ground is covered in this episode. You can listen to Setoiyo's album on apple music or follow him on instagram to laugh and learn so much more everyday! Alex has ad...

Another episode from our vault series recorded in early September 2023 it's the story of investigative journalist Nelly Bly presented by Valerie Dimambro! Val can be found on instagram and her pets' can be found here . Give her a follow for some light in your life. Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader...

In our first episode of our Vault series, His Name Was Dusk returns to explain the life and times and fascist tendencies of Salvador Dali to the Peralmans! This episode was originally recorded in August of 2023. Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500...

Join us for a "quick" check in about the fun things we did over our winter vacation. At the top of the show we great a ton of new PAtreons, that segment ends at 13:06, then we discuss the arrival of PearlBabia a segment which ends at 51:05 if you would prefer not to hear about medical things and babies. We then dip our toes back into 5 hot pip culture topics that we had some thoughts on. Starting...

In our season finale, Alex exposes the deceitful history of George Santos, covering topics such as 9/11, Spiderman, Puppy Mills, and Botox. However, it's unclear whether any of it is true. Tune in to this episode for an exciting and eventful end to the season. We want to express our gratitude to all of our listeners for supporting our podcast shenanigans throughout this wild year. Thank you and we...

On this weeks episode of Pearlmania500 Mrs. P shares the buzz with Alex about Burt and his Bees. This episode has it all nipples, pickles, and Clorox bleach. So make a hot cup of tea with fresh honey you bought from some strange man on the side of the road and listen in as we learn the story of Burt, his Bees, and Roxanne, the woman behind it all. Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including,...

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Mrs. P read the listener submitted novel A Certain Hunger By Chelsea G. Summers. Mrs. P explains to Alex the many meals prepared by Dorothy Daniels in this hyper sexual, cannibalistic, American Psycho mixed with Sex and the City in a cursed Yelp review. We hope this episode entertains those Pearlmaniacs that are traveling to be with their families for the holiday. Th...

Mr. P finally reads a fiction book and boy is it an ADVENTURE! Thank you to all of our patreons who made suggestions and voted on this book because it was so fun to listen to, not the book itself but the pain in Mr. P's voice. In This weeks episode Alex explains to Mrs. P A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR), the YA fantasy novel by Sarah J. Maas. This spoiler filled jaunt is truly one of our favo...

Mrs. P updates all of us on 6 different topics that she has covered this year: Alec & Hilaria Baldwin Maddy Russo Girl Defined Mrs. Midwest The Kardashians THE SURPRISE Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office B...

Mr. P explains to Mrs. P. how Japan sealed itself off from the entire world for 2 centuries, but then America decided to show up with some freedom (weapons contracts). Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Bo...

We end F*c&ed-tober with a bang as His Name Was Dusk returns for a game of "Monster of the Week" a ttrpg set in the style of TV shows like X-files, Fringe, and Supernatural. Instead of Mr. and Mrs. P, meet Steve Stevenson and Agent Jane Dough as they track a monster across Philadelphia. For an Ad free experience: become a Pearlmania500 Team leader! Join our patreon (not a cult): https://alexisaner...

Mrs. P gently explains the History of Halloween to Mr. P. Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: @Pearlmania500 & @mrs.pearlmania500 You can wa...

Mrs. P's book club returns just in time for F$*&ed-Tober with her spoiler filled discussion of Confessions by Kanae Minato. Chapter 1 is the longest chapter in human history, but boy does it pick up from there! Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500....

CONTENT WARNING FOR BASICALLY EVERYTHING Mrs. P continues f*$&ed-tober by telling Mr. P the story of Dee Dee and Gypsy Rose Blanchard. For new listeners, most episodes aren't this heavy. There are 39 other episodes that are a lot more fun than this one. Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our p...