Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Toni and Ryan

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Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Episodes

CONFESSION: Why The Wedding Got Cancelled 20.04.2026 41:17

Justin Bieber video clips - Ryan's colonoscopy results - Hen's party confessions- love ya!!!!! https://www.tonishensparty.co.uk/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #T...

Toni Tries To Get You Off 19.04.2026 48:00

Group porn - TONIS HENS - Monday ballbag - love ya!!!!! https://www.tonishensparty.co.uk/ www.tarphub.com.au  Toni's Song - https://youtu.be/y8A709jnl1M Tonis YLTSI - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWRi_L9R3yU/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreo...

Has Anyone Watched Baywatch More Than Toni? 15.04.2026 56:05

Comfort movies - NORMAL or NAH - Ryan's colonoscopy prep - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on Ti...

Facts Every Adult Should Know 14.04.2026 39:30

Things you've learned as an adult - Round 4 Podcastaway winner! - Sunscreen hot take - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @toni...

CONFESSION: I've Been Scamming My Friends For Years 13.04.2026 35:41

CONFESSIONS - Gift voucher fraud - Soap sales - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @tonia...

Toni Tries Not To Miss Her Flight 12.04.2026 53:51

Toni in Fiji - Feedback - Spew stories - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanp...

This Swedish Word Means Hooking Up | LIVE FROM STOCKHOLM 08.04.2026 26:50

Stockholm facts - NORMAL OR NAH Swedish edition - Swedish pick up lines - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ry...

DEBATE: What Is The Millennial Version of 6/7? 07.04.2026 50:59

Coat theft - Millennial 6/7 - Taubs needs Toni - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni...

Is TONI A Better Kisser Than YOU? 06.04.2026 49:14

Bad kissing - Representing Australia overseas - Ryan and the coffee machine - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and...

Toni Tries To Be A Flight Attendant 05.04.2026 38:37

Dating in Sweden - Would Toni be a good flight attendant??? - HOT TAKE AVOCADO TONI - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonil...

WHAT% OF YOUR BFFS BODY HAVE YOU SEEN? | MOST REPLAYED OF March 04.04.2026 26:43

Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from March 2026! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @ton...

LIVE FROM RIGA 01.04.2026 27:30

Riga facts - NORMAL OR NAH Latvia edition - Latvian pick up lines - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon...

Toni Has Broken The Law 31.03.2026 38:16

Health benefits of being short - Ryan's poem - Toni's stolen??? - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon O...

CONFESSION: I Can NEVER Tell My Husband What Really Happened 30.03.2026 33:33

F1 the movie - Ryan squirts on the show - Going to Hesburger - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR o...

Toni Tries Killing 12 Hours In The Singapore Airport 29.03.2026 34:30

The journey to Riga - Massage in public - Hot (cold) take Toni - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR...

Who Shat In My Sister's Garden? 25.03.2026 44:55

NORMAL OR NAH - Human shit in the backyard - Finger food - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR...

What Do You Call A Guy With One Foot? 24.03.2026 32:59

Unc things - Punny nicknames - Inappriopiate jokes - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @...

A Radio Station Has Reached Out 23.03.2026 45:48

A live radio audition - Cu*t in Canada - Bringing things for dinner  - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge...

Toni Tries To Craft Without Injuring Herself 22.03.2026 40:28

Crafting injuries - Dream kitchen - Milk in the fridge  - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @rya...

The Worst Time For An Operation 18.03.2026 40:28

NORMAL OR NAH - Poo samples - Surgery times - love ya!!!!! Donate Blood Group - https://my.donateblood.com.au/app/myteams_home?org=TARPers&orgId=208250&search=Tarpers https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patre...

A Snake in Toni's Shower 17.03.2026 47:14

Bad boys - Living in Australia Part 427 - Name numerology - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram...

Toni's Colonoscopy Report 16.03.2026 49:45

WARNING EXTREME POO CHAT Signage typos - Confessions from daycare workers - Colonoscopy high achiever - love ya!!!!! Kids Swearing Compilation https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make su...

Google Thinks Toni is a Doctor 15.03.2026 45:40

Downloadable Cards - https://www.toniandryan.com.au/pages/cards-v2 NAPLAN testing - Herpe Birthday comments - Shopping centre hot take - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

Ryan Pissing On A Bus 11.03.2026 53:55

NORMAL or NAH - Peeing on the bus - Wet4Life brainstorm - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @t...

Does Your Boyfriend Have A List About You? 10.03.2026 29:05

Sleep score club - Men with notes - Dad fail :( - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge...