Tom Kelly Show

What would you do if you moved into a new apartment and found an urn of human ashes in the closet? - Do you wash your Apple Watch in the dishwasher? - What is microcheating?

Tom Kelly addiction to sweets catches up to him as he accidentally consumes way too many edibles and gets high for the first time . . . as an adult. Tom shares a funny yet also scary experience that may be educational for friends who go out as edible THC and marijuana becomes more commonplace

Tom gets results from a skin cancer biopsy. Tom learns the words "Apricity" and "Hurkle Durkle".

Tom Kelly is a middle aged, middle class stand up comedian from Long Island getting back to the basics and getting back to the fun.  What is Tom's favorite word to say with a Long Island accent? Should you not take a paying job because no one will respect you if you take it? Can Tom make a bathroom joke on Instagram?

Tom sets a simple New Year resolution for 2024 . . . "Get Back To The Fun". And while driving Ocean Parkway on Long Island, Tom pulls over to help two 70 something year old bikers with a flat tire. While driving Dennis and Manny back to their cars, he gets some free advice. 

No news. No big topics. Just a few heart warming stories to get you in the mood for Christmas.  - Sorry for the delay.  For some reason the episode didn't post!

Mayor Michelle Wu of Boston made headlines this week for excluding white peers from an "electeds of color" holiday party. As a man who believes in representation at "the table" for all in government, Tom discusses how "woke" and "exclusionary" politics can lead to extremism. 

Mary Santora is an alcoholic and compulsive gambler who does stand up.  She has made a career out of turning a difficult life into entertainment as a stand up comedian and cohost of Cleveland's Alan Cox Show.  Now, she is risking a relationship with her boyfriend and her career to move to New York City to double down on her comedy.  Tom asks "is this the beginning of a dream come true or a disaste...

DEBBIE GIBSON is on the show . . . for about 30 seconds. But we'll take it! How was the Winterlicious show? PLUS why New Park Pizza in Howard Beach Queens is the best pizza in New York City and why you'll never experience it! 

Lenny Marcus, is a comedian who also is writer and producer for Leslie Jones. He has appeared on Comedy Central, Letterman, and Leno. He introduces "DEATH," his new album featuring humorously dark takes on mortality. The conversation delves into Lenny's provocative comedy theory: "Are all good jokes angry?" Lenny also discusses Skinny Boy Productions, his label supporting emerging comedians and ve...

Why is it we will take advice on forgiveness from Ted Lasso but not Jesus? Tom discusses why dating apps like Bumble and Hinge that filter on race and creed. Plus . . . is Tom Massapequa, Long Island's most famous celebrity? 

Debbie Gibson saw my reel poking fun at Merrick, Long Island. As some of my clips went viral this week, I faced an unusual adversary: crippling stage fright, on my own podcast! To overcome that adversary . . . I wrote out a list of the reasons Why I Podcast

What Are You OCD About? What's Your Thanksgiving Move? Why Does Tom Kelly Confuse Rob White With Chelsea White? Who The F is Rob White?

Does the work place need comedy? Clayton Fletcher is a co author of "The ROI of LOL". Clayton teaches stand up comedy to corporate executives. He believes there are benefits to bringing humor to the workplace. Is comedy the secret to getting workers back into the office or is comedy a one way ticket to getting fired by the folks at Human resources. - Learn the role laughter plays in the five criti...

A House in Massapequa, Long Island has a lawn sign that says "Finally Divorced."  What may seem like a crazy divorcee is actually the sweetest Long Island love story!  Plus: Tom loves his sweat shirt from the Salt Water Long Island clothing line. Plus: Tom gets ready for Thanksgiving by buying the family dinner at SalPino's of North Bellmore. Saltwater Long Island Instagram: @SaltwaterLI Saltwater...

An introspective episode with an old friend Marc! Marc and Tom went to college together. Marc was a founding member of the campus TV station at Quinnipiac. In Tom's mind, Marc gave up showbiz to pursue a simpler life of health, outdoor exercise and family. Marc has biked across the country and to this day works in a bike store instead of a TV studio. What does this old friend think about Tom's pat...

An AAR is a military term for "AFTER ACTION REVIEW".  Tom reviews the "actions" of his friends Tony and Karin's wedding! Is it appropriate to give a donation in lieu of a wedding gift? Tom Kelly calls his friend Karin to tell her that he is making a donation with her wedding gift. How will she handle it? PLUS some times that Tom was not welcome at weddings. Quinnipiac University's Father Lou Schol...

Tom has a fun and casual chat with his friend Pete in a "Topic Dump." By audience demand! Kim Kardashian released a new Skims bra with built-in nipples. But she did it for environmental awareness. Tom plays "Things That Remind Him Of Kim's Headlights" Tom tries to rank the neighborhoods of the Bellmore – Merrick area. And more! 

Caroline's on Broadway, Dangerfield's, and now LOL! Another comedy club in New York City has closed! The LOL Comedy Club on Restaurant Row in Times Square, New York City shut its doors for the last time October 29th. The Times Square Comedy scene is an uncelebrated corner of the New York Comedy scene. Crowds who are "barked in" to a comedy show. No one in the audience is there on purpose. Comedian...

Matthew Perry, the charismatic actor known for his unforgettable portrayal of Chandler Bing in the iconic television series "Friends," has passed away at the age of 53. Before his meteoric rise to fame on the beloved sitcom, Perry showcased his exceptional talent on the small screen, captivating audiences with his wit and comedic prowess in shows like "Silver Spoons" "Growing Pains", "Empty Nest"...

Does having a job adjacent to your dreams help you to or keep you from achieving your dreams?   In 2022, headlines were made and the comedy community grieved as the world Famous Caroline's Comedy Club closed its doors New Years Eve of 2022.  The space was quickly converted into a Spin ping pong palace.   Ray Gootz is a stand up comedian who not only ran a weekly show there.  But he also managed th...

Tom Kelly discusses silly topics while driving around Florida in a Mustang convertible. Should a woman go on a Cessna plane as a first date? Did Tom's "friend" save a dog's life at the airport? How was Tom's Florida wedding? Rental Car tips!

Episode 333 was the silly look at going to a reunion. This is the serious one. After a day and a half of reuniting with friends at Quinnipiac University's Bobcat Weekend, Tom is emotional on the drive home. Why do people go to reunions? Did Tom see anyone he wanted to see? At the end of the day, Tom thinks people go to reunions to feel like they mattered. Did he?  

Tom Kelly attends his college reunion.  He's single.  He thinks the single women at his reunion will be "left overs" while he being single is a "unicorn".  Listen to two friends and an Uber driver dispel him of that notion.  Plus other fun banter on . . . . The Tom Kelly Show

Should Columbus Day remain a holiday? Is there a need for an Indigenous People's Day? Is there a way to keep the best parts of Columbus Day while recognizing the horrors caused by colonization? Tom has the solution!