Tom Kelly Show

Step inside the imaginative world of sculptor and mosaic artist Kevin Champeny, known for creating thousands of tiny hand-cast urethane objects and transforming them into large-scale, mesmerizing works of art. From life size gummy bear sculptures to Donald Trump portraits made of middle fingers, Kevin's art blurs the line between chaos and order, realism and abstraction. What starts as a joke abou...

Is Levittown, Long Island Weird? Tom Kelly and guest Steve Burger discuss the movie Levittown documentary Wonderwall. What's the difference between Facebook hatemail and Instagram hatemail? Tom finds a Syosset High School Diploma and a teenage girl's diary on a street corner in New York City. Plus: A few memories of the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa and why one video about Rose's Pizza in Penn Statio...

Long Island News Nostalgia and Nonsense as Tom Kelly shares his thoughts on Massapequa, Long Island's first Saint Patrick's Day parade and what htey should have done instead.

Is Chat GPT a replacement or supplement for therapy? Is it a replacement or supplement for friendship? Long Island based comedian Tom Kelly has been experimenting with using Chat GPT as both. Tom has been writing deeply personal daily "Morning Pages" journals every day as a part of Julia Cameron's Artist's Way. - Based on these intimate handwritten notes, Tom asked Chat GPT "What's wrong with Tom...

Is there a COST and a VALUE of being right? When is the value greater to just shut your mouth? Tom is a guest on the Governor's Comedy Club "Knock Em Dead" podcast. Tom is ambushed by someone he may or may not have wronged . . . but definitely irritated. Tom shares another story where he would have been better off just keeping his mouth shut. 

It is the "Who's Who Of Who's Not Whom" in New York City comedy.  The Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery. Once a year, the Comic Strip Live holds a lottery for comedians who want to work regular paid spots at their club to get a date to get an audition.  They are the only Manhattan club to offer such an open audition. Once a year, anyone can walk off the street get a ticket and get a date to perfor...

Elon Musk challenges federal workers to list their top 5 accomplishments—what would YOU say if your boss asked why you deserve your job? Plus: • Lester Holt's Farewell: Breaking news as Lester Holt steps down from NBC Nightly News, with Tom paying a heartfelt tribute. • Long Island Town Nicknames: Hilariously and crass and informal town nicknames. • Comedy Chaos: Watch Tom hilariously harass a ste...

Tom Appears on Christian Bladt's Bladtcast.  The two discuss. California Wildfires: Christian shares his experience with wildfires in Southern California, emphasizing the importance of emergency preparedness. Tom Kelly's Visit to LA: Tom spent 16 days in Los Angeles, adapting to the culture and traffic differences compared to New York. He humorously compares driving behaviors in both states. Celeb...

Neighborhood Survants is a 501c that has partnered with multiple community organizations to support families affected by the Eaton Fire through their Dena Relief Donation Hub. Tom Kelly and the team from the $100,000 Pyramid volunteered for a day to help out.  Plus our friend Franklin sends us two songs by Jerry Fontanez of Jay Givianson Music. Could these end up being new Tom Kelly Show theme son...

"How Did the Los Angeles Wildfires of 2025 Get Out of Control?" The Los Angeles wildfires of 2025 devastated the city, leaving many wondering: how did things spiral so far out of control? In this episode, we sit down with Paul, the independent journalist behind the popular Instagram account Street People of Los Angeles, which documents the city's crime, homelessness, and urban decline. In a rare a...

it's a wild ride of mixology, memorable moments, and celebrity encounters! Tom and his longtime friend Mike share hilarious stories from their night out, including a visit to the swanky bar Scarlet —owned by none other than Michael Imperioli (Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos ). Plus: Tom gets a new toilet seat and shares the hilarity behind the upgrade. Tom has a great time but turns into...

Tom dives into the chaos of holiday gift-giving, awkward family moments, and the world of canceled celebrities. Joined by his lifelong friend Mike, the two reminisce about their childhood radio show dreams while tackling big topics with sharp humor. From giving "questionable" books as gifts to launching the new Canceled Celebrity Book Club , this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and a...

Tom reviews the chaotic TikTok and Instagram footage from the gun scare at Long Island's Roosevelt Field Mall on Friday, December 27th. In this episode: Will a Star Wars-themed wedding lead to a happily-ever-after? Tom's wild idea: seducing a new bride who lost her groom. A hilariously creepy encounter in Savannah. Would you invest in Hawk Tuah's version of bitcoin? Don't miss the laughs, surprise...

🎄 It's Christmas 2024, and the Tom Kelly Show has all the festive chaos you need! Join Tom as he dives into: 🚚 The wild story of a FedEx truck stolen in Massapequa, Long Island 🛍️ The ultimate guide to the best mall for last-minute shopping on Long Island 🎤 Exclusive behind-the-scenes moments from The Stand NYC Comedy Club's holiday party 🖨️ A rant on why HP printers are the absolute worst 🚽 T...

Drone and UFO sightings have been the rage on Long Island, New York, Rockland County, New York, New Jersey and other suburban areas along the East Coast. Most disturbing seems to be a versatile single passenger aircraft the size of a small car. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger go out to Bay Park in East Rockaway, Long Island New York near John F Kennedy airport to see if they can spot any drones. The tw...

Are jokes about the death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson funny? As New York waits for the verdict of Daniel Penny's charges of manslaughter of Jordan Neely, Tom video tapes a mentally ill man harassing late night pizza and construction workers. Plus: Tom reviews Salt N Straw ice cream. Has the craft of icecream just gotten completely out of control? Remember when Vanilla was enough?

Ilona Maher is an Olympic Medalist for Rugby. She is a TikTok influencer with millions of followers. She just came in second place on Dancing With The Stars. She went to Quinnipiac University, the same college as Tom Kelly. Is she also going to be ABC's next Bachelorette? Would Tom Kelly be a good candidate to press for Ilona's affections? - Plus: Tom Gets Creepy Fan Mail and Words That Make Long...

Is it wrong to have Christmas decorations up on Thanksgiving? Tom pontificates about the importance of keeping the holidays on their traditional seasonal schedule and the importance of enjoying the season you're in. 

Remember a few weeks ago Tom asked someone out on the podcast? Tom shares how the date went. PLUS: some fun behind the scenes of the 2024 Massapequa High School Homecoming Game. 

It's a 23 minute behind the scenes video blog on the making of a 30 second commercial. Tom Kelly filming a commercial for Autospa of Williston Park that will air on News 12 on Long Island. It's the culmination of a year of being a "local influencer" on Long Island. Like a typical Tom Kelly video blog, Tom meets some characters including the team from Wigand Brothers Funeral Home and an AutoSpa emp...

NON POLITICAL SHOW: Tom Kelly goes to Quinnipiac's 2024 Homecoming with his friend Jack. Jack finds a Penny that he left in the ceiling of his freshman year dorm. Jack reminds Tom of the time he competed in the Mr. Quinnipiac beauty contest. Did Tom almost get into a fight with a bunch of Delta Sigma Phi frat guys? Plus: Is it weird to go to a reunion! 

It's the Day After Election Day and we DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ELECTION. We do not talk about Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. We play a game: Are You Smarter Than This Celebrity? What is a Dutch Uncle?

Was Tony Hichcliffe of the podcast Kill Tony racist when he performed at the Trump Rally at Madison Square Garden on October 27th? Tom Kelly, former warm up comedian for The View, Good Morning America and America's Got Talent and other shows does a beat by beat analysis of Tony's performance. Why was he booked to perform at a political rally? Did Tony Hinchcliffe's easy and racist humor distract f...

The New York Liberty have won the WNBA Championship bringing New York City's first ticker tape parade in the Canyon of Heros in 15 years. Tom meets regular people on the parade route asking them what a Liberty championship means to New York. Glimpses / Appearances by: New York Liberty's Breanna Stewart New York Liberty's Sabrina Ionescu Barclay's Bank Governor Kathy Hochul Senator Chuck Schumer Th...

Tom Kelly sees a silly warning sign that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election.  Tom saw the same warning sign when Hillary Clinton lost in 2018. - Tom's failed attempt to meet Busy Philipps and Caissie St. Onge from Busy Philipps is trying her best! - Danielle Dietzek Cofounder of Fourplay Social. Fourplay Social is an app that focuses on… double dating, allowing users to team up with a fri...