Tokyo Moonlight Commandos

Comedy EN ↓ 148 episodes

The unapologetically crass N8 and JOW make NO attempt at creating a safe space or respecting boundaries as they rip into the news, scam spam callers, and explore the American Dream™ of gold, guns, and girls in the podcast you never wanted to hear... But needed all along.

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Tokyo Moonlight Commandos

Episodes

EP 23 - SUPER MUNCHROID 09.09.2020 2:11:48

N8 and JOWJIE discuss the usual. News, Guns, Gold, Girls. We are a bunch of jackasses and you can eat shet, kron, and die. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 22 - Sillycron Pee Pees & Poo Seas 01.09.2020 2:52:01

N8 and JOWJIE discuss silly cones, more slam pigs, more prize hogs, masturbatory aids, and much more cron. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 21 - Whining & Dhining 26.08.2020 2:09:48

N8 and JOWJIE discuss make up, renting box trucks, masturbation, mastication, slam pigs, prize hogs, super sniffles, and corn dogs. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 20 - Muscle Tlaining 3lb gainz 21.08.2020 2:02:22

N8 and JOWJIE discuss gardening, farming, agricultural exemptions, snooty gyms, Latinx culture, and more. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 19 - Gettin' Chep & Joannah Brain 14.08.2020 2:08:20

N8 and JOWJIE discuss home buying versus home building, left handed karambits, CCW/LTC law, and red heads with tats.

EP 18 - BARELY LEGAL COMMANDOS 07.08.2020 2:24:26

N8, JOWJIE, and AL discuss finer home and gardening techniques, gastronomy, and feasibility studies for building homemade siege weapons. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 17 - Cirque du you get laid? 01.08.2020 2:29:26

N8 & JOWJIE discuss the diverse and breaking news deplupments, bang bang pew pew systems, more coin shortages, and the one way ticket to Wallsburg. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 16 - Bad deplupment 24.07.2020 2:41:14

N8 & JOWJIE discuss sodomy, soggy biscuits, kosher/halal foods, woting, sexy deplupments. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 15 - Don't tell Porky Pies to my Chevy Chase 14.07.2020 2:17:26

N8 & JOWJIE discuss getting things done by Tuesday, friends, and telling porky pies. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 14 - FLY DE BLAIN: ULBAN SNIPEL TAGTIGS 08.07.2020 1:55:44

N8 & JOWJIE discuss why we like and hate Chicago. Top 10 lists are the ghey. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 13 - Order of the Right Cross, Milque and Toast 02.07.2020 2:18:19

N8 & JOWJIE discuss some geriatric guy getting his ticket punched in Saint Louis, a statue with a prayer circle, and unequal breast weight. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 12 - RIP Aunt Jemima & Uncle Ben 25.06.2020 1:56:22

N8 & JOWJIE discuss the deaths of beloved Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Funeral will be held at the Land O' Lakes. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 11 - Pubelic Transpoe 16.06.2020 2:05:08

N8 & JOWJIE discuss the merits of the human sewage pipe that is public transportation, dying and dead malls, body armor chatting, and petting zoos. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 10 - Hail Mary Playz 12.06.2020 2:26:45

N8 & JOWJIE riff about Hail Mary plays, egg mcmuffins, GGG, and WHAT NOT. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 9 - Dude weed lmao 06.06.2020 2:10:04

N8 & JOWJIE riff about happenings all over the nation, vajankles, circumcision trainers, and what the hell happened to Coronavirus??? Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 8 - Solar Starfish 28.05.2020 2:17:28

N8 & JOWJIE discuss the merits of photosynthesis and Vitamin D production, good boy/girl points for getting in and out of debt, and how to protect one's self from harm without using firearms. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 7 - New & greater massages 13.05.2020 2:39:29

N8 & JOWJIE discuss glittery things, implements of defense, and buxom babes. Also, plenty of help for you small businesses out there as we outline some incredible and potential essential workers. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Wanna cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 6 - Late but still submitted 08.05.2020 2:54:35

N8 & JOWJIE discuss various topics regarding Gold, Guns, Girls, evil forces that show up at your places of work, and the best canned food for an active shooter. Joining us is Actually Matt, Sam, and everyone's brother AL.

EP 5 - Five Boulevardiers 29.04.2020 2:12:48

N8 and JOW bring in AL and Actually Matt in to discuss various topics such as boobies and weiners. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Just want to cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com Instagram: tokyomoonlightcommandos Twitter: @CommandosTokyo

EP 4 - Scope, Summer's Eve, and Hot Sauce 21.04.2020 2:02:53

N8 & JOW make a few phone calls, chat with Greta Thunberg, discuss the merits of the Six Flags Family Meal Plan, EDC, shitty RomComs, and pets. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Just want to cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 3 - Git your Trumpbux and Don Dollars 14.04.2020 1:46:52

N8 & JOW discuss Trumpbux, Don Dollars, GGG, and WHAT NOT. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Just want to cuss us out? tokyomoonlightcommandos@gmail.com

EP 2 - Technical difficulties, microaggressions, and thicc braaaps. 06.04.2020 1:29:22

Technically difficulties, splooge noises, and trigger warnings.

EP 1 - Going in head first, just the tip. 02.04.2020 1:12:11

We'll write something here when we think of it. I'm making dinner, okay?