Toeing the Line

Sneezing and bathroom attendants. The boys catch back up with each other and have a 'uuuugeeeee announcement!

Hey, it's me. The dummy who can't upload things on time. My bad. Please accept my formal apology by listening to this fun show! kThanxBYE!!!

Hey everybody! Matt and Mike did a show last Friday...it's now Wednesday and they're gettin ready to do another show tonight. However, Mike's computer is poopy and he had to piece the show together again, six seconds at a time...but it is a fun show so you should listen and then be on the lookout for another show tonight!

Matt is back from his vacation and he recaps his time down at the beach. With a hurricane approaching, the guys offer a little advice on how to deal with the situation. Are there too many phone apps now? Rick of the Week and Hump Day Heroes make a return and the guys have a real fun time with their list!

Matt is going on vacation...to the beach! The guys talk about their favorite things to do at the beach. Due to this stupid heatwave, the guys have a very unique "list". Bet ya cant guess it. Gotta hear it to find out!

The guys decide to do a NFL show with cuts and Super Bowl predictions! Matt and Mike are joined in studio by Tyler as the guys kick off their Labor Day Weekend with some thoughts on the upcoming year. Again, this is a sports show!

Matt and Mike have a loaded show for you all this week. Day of the Week, Hump Day Heroes, Hipster Hell, Over/Under Rated, and of course a list. Plus, Matt has a special treat for everyone...

Mike has a huuggeee reveal and breaks down his trip to Pittsburgh. Dingers or Big Daddy Hacks? Mike hits the Hipster Hell Trifecta, and of course there is a list because why wouldn't there be a list. Also, Matt said something nice about Mike. Try to find that 10 seconds of the show...

Our old roomie got hitched this past weekend. Matt and Mike roadtripped up to New Jersey for the beautiful celebration. So the guys will break down all the great times and memories had at the wedding! Mazel Tov!

Sooooo, something happened and when I uploaded yesterday, the show shut off right as it was getting good...here's round 2...Matt and Mike take on Mt. Everest. Mike's Hump Day Hero is a silly throwback and Matt is on the verge of tears in this Hipster Hell! Lastly, the guys rundown the lineup on ESPN "The Ocho"...it's a real thing...seriously

Somehow Mike has been married for 2 years!!! Shout-out to the Wifey for putting up with his ass-blasting ass for 730 days. The guys give relationship advice as well as movie theater etiquette. They end the show with their top 5 things not to do on a first date!

Matt is at the center of yet another happenings on public transportation, poop-phoria is a thing and we delve deep into that, Mike intros a new segment and the guys play over/under rated!

One of our top listeners has joined the Dirty 30! This fun show has everything from hot air balloons to 30 year old news headlines and then Matt and Mike come up with some fake news headlines as well!

Pirates, rats, and chips. The guys discuss an educational prodigy and run down a list of their favorite chips. Also, just a PSA, if you're going to work out, keep your clothes on.

Matt and Mike talk about getting thrown out of bars, the dangers of selfies, and SHARK WEEK! Matt comes up with a game and Mike has the Top 5 places shark attacks occur in the U.S.!

Consistency is what we're shootin for. Bathroom stories, Matt makes us cry laughing tears, UFOs, Hipster Hell returns, and Matt plays a game on this new and improved version of TTL!

Hey! Guess what!? Since we were away for two months, we decided to do two shows...that makes us even right? Brand new game called Ohio or Florida makes its debut as the guys drink their way back into your hearts!

Can you believe it, Matt and Mike are back with a vengeance! We have a special guest joining us and we play a game, too. Miss us? Cause we missed you!!!

Mike's Dad joins the guys for the entire show. Matt has them play This or That. Beer, music, and some good ole laughs!

Mike gives Matt a bunch of topics to get his "hot takes" on. Then Matt lists things he hates, because why not. Lastly, the guys pull out an oldie but a goodie segment: Ironic for the Sake of Irony returns on Toeing the Line!

Generation Z is full of stupid people. How stupid you ask, Mike and Matt will tell you. An animals milk may be able to cure diseases, we'll let you know which animal that is. Lastly, the guys talk about the best movie they've never seen! What better way to start off your weekend than with TTL!

Just a weird show. Mike smells Matt. Matt destroys Mike. The guys delve into more bathroom talk and they say good-bye and good luck to friend of the show Pat!

Matt is hammered in Vegas. 'Nuff said. Why wouldn't you listen!?

A split show of normalcy and sports...BUT the sports takes a turn for the better. There is a lot of yelling, name calling, and shenanigans. Listen to the whole thing. I dare you! KThanksBye!

Matt and Mike take on their favorite, non-hipster topic, food. The top food throughout the world are out and they have their own personal top 3 takes. Also, they play a fun new game: Russian hockey player or Russian politician! Tune and and learn some Russian!