Today's Prey

The evil overlords that control the Universe  will be very displeased with Jake and Poppy this week as have discovered we are living in a simulation. Strange encounters in a gas station, and the existence of a platypus have the guys questioning things.. This is Today's Prey.

Jake assures Poppy that its okay to be f****** horrible at things if you've never done them before. This podcast also contains motivation that will most likely bring you from a lower level worker mindset, to a CEO mindset in minutes! Lastly, don't be the guy at the gym who shows off his dumb bell... This is Today's Prey

After touching on the sad news of Bob Saget's passing, the dudes dig to the bottom of what a "Hot Spot" in your home town really is, and where it came from. Also topics such as murder playfully skimmed over. This is Today's Prey.

Poppy and Jake discuss new beginnings for gym goers before the controversy begins. The controversy being that Poppy's laugh could possibly be tearing familys apart. This laughing situation is followed by a brief discussion of who is the actual Rap God. This will ruffle your feathers. This is Today's Prey.

After being separated due to Jake getting the coronavirus, the boys are finally reunited. As they catch up on what their cats have been up to since Poppy kept his distance, they begin to wonder why cigarettes make you look so cool? This is Today's Prey.

Happy Holidays from Jake and Poppy! This episode is filled with holiday cheer, pepto baths, snail trails, James Franco(the cat), food poisoning, and much more! This is the holiday season! This is Today's Prey.

The episode blasts off with Jake and Poppy being proud of our listeners for a specific reason.. Then boys discuss how to make your table at a wedding the funnest table, followed by some talk of weird adult rated protesting. This is Today's Prey. 

Unfortunately, Poppy's hometown big buck was killed illegally by a poacher. The dudes describe how to identify a poacher, while also sharing some stories of poachers they know. While tension is building Jake describes why zoos are a good thing. This is Today's Prey.

After a wonderful thanksgiving the week before... the boys discuss the following; family life, adoption, kid goggles, and being recruited as a barn cat. This is Today's Prey.

After a rocky weekend, Jake and Poppy discuss the pros and cons of brunching on Sunday. These opinions may ruffle your feathers but are not intended to offend any fellow brunchers. This is Today's Prey...

The dudes dive into what they really think about bullying, and how there is a fine line between what's funny, and what can cause the foreshadowing of a psycho shooter movie. This is Today's Prey...

(SPONSOR): Calvert Candles in Preston County, WV We are proud to announce we have been sponsored by Calvert Candles! To order the best hand poured soy wax candles and other great smell-good items, head over to "www.calvertcandle.com".  Stay tuned within the episode for a special code that will get you %20 off your order! This week, Jake and Poppy dug deep into the archives to find this l...

(SPONSOR): Calvert Candles in Preston County, WV We are proud to announce we have been sponsored by Calvert Candles! To order the best hand poured soy wax candles and other great smell-good items, head over to "www.calvertcandle.com".  Stay tuned within the episode for a special code that will get you %20 off your order! Setting the scene*  Its the week after Halloween, and the new Limp...

(SPONSOR): Calvert Candles in Preston County, WV We are proud to announce we have been sponsored by Calvert Candles! To order the best hand poured soy wax candles and other great smell-good items, head over to "www.calvertcandle.com".  Stay tuned within the episode for a special code that will get you %20 off your order! In this haunted episode, Jake the Spider and Poppy the Cowboy share...

In this week's episode, Poppy returns home from his vacation. After discussing why lines at Disney World really bring you down, their spirits are lifted from making their own stories based on the hit Netflix movie, "The ABC's of Death". This is Today's Prey.

With the spooky season right around the corner, the boys touch on the topic of mental hospitals and psychopaths. Naturally this leads into a truly gross story about some gummy bears that never got made. Finally, Poppy and Jake discuss the defensive killing of animals... Turns out when all morals are set aside you can kill a lot of sea turtles. This is Today's Prey.

Jake bravely opens the show with a story about how he dodged creep as a 3 year old in a church. This leads into more sinister stories revolving around holy love affairs and corrupt pastors.  This discussion leads to talk of sinning and tobacco in which the boys conclude the show... This is Today's Prey.

After being out of town for a week, Jake returns home and is reunited with his best friend Poppy. The topic of mustaches arise, and the blood starts flowing! As the studio temperature heightens, stories of dogbites and belly aches start pouring from the mouths of Jake and Poppy. This weeks episode will make you sweat its so hot. This is Today's Prey.

In this episode, The boys figure out what they wish heaven was like. Is heaven getting BJs and skeet shooting the day away?  We also discuss the time we shared margaritas with the most awful, no good, horrible, queen of rudeness. Jake and Poppy may never be able to heal their emotional wounds.

A little trip down memory lane takes us to back to when Poppy had a normal bedtime, and Jake was sent to bed before the sun went down. Followed by Jake's gangster experience in the Boy Scouts, and Poppy experiencing the Boy Scouts at their worst... This is spicy, and this is Today's Prey.

  Poppy picks Jake's brain about their hometown rumors of gypsies, and soon realizes that he shouldn't be worried at all... The real terror lies naked on the streets of San Francisco. After the boys settle down, one of them confess how they felt very insecure in the checkout line at Lowes. This is Today's Prey

(SPONSOR): Pizza Pro in Bruceton Mills, WV.  (304) 379-6300 Our childhood favorite pizza is our incredible first sponsor of the Today's Prey Podcast! The service is wonderful. The Pizza is delicious! Don't be a square, go to Pizza Pro. Order a Pizza and tell them the boys from Today's Prey sent you!  Misheard rumors and vibrating pillows galore! In this episode we learn that Poppy a...

(SPONSOR): Pizza Pro in Bruceton Mills, WV.  (304) 379-6300 Our childhood favorite pizza is our incredible first sponsor of the Today's Prey Podcast! The service is wonderful. The Pizza is delicious! Don't be a square, go to Pizza Pro. Order a Pizza and tell them the boys from Today's Prey sent you!  The Crew talks about the joys of having brothers... and sister. From horrible homew...

(SPONSOR): Pizza Pro in Bruceton Mills, WV.  (304) 379-6300 Our childhood favorite pizza is our incredible first sponsor of the Today's Prey Podcast! The service is wonderful. The Pizza is delicious! Don't be a square, go to Pizza Pro. Order a Pizza and tell them the boys from Today's Prey sent you!  The 2 best friends decide that maybe podcasting isn't enough. Now they want to...

The boys travel to the Music City for some podcasting education and quickly learn that Nashville is the land of milk and honey. Well... if milk and honey is dirty bums and slimy cover bands that is.