Today's Prey

Happy New Years! This weeks episode involves placenta, Nickelback/Nicholas Cage mash-ups, and a deep discussion of "shocking the world" on snap chat. This is Today's Prey

Another Christmas in the books for the Today's Prey Boys! This week there are two holiday freestyles and a pile of tissues from Poppy. This is Today's Prey...

There is an awesome announcement in today's episode! We are very proud of our boy! This episode also explores lying about stories you've told over a hundred times, and discussions of future mural paintings. This is Today's Prey.

This weeks episode contains a sweet rap, a discussion if the boys are ready for mushrooms, and Covid brain fog. This is Today's Prey.

After briefly discussing if running is tough or not, the dudes talk about Poppy's experience in getting tattooed the weekend before. Then the talk of onions and salads arise and the guys spill their guts on how they would spin the situation into a joke THAT KILLS. This is Today's Prey.

In today's episode we drink a newfound incredible beer, while discussing our friend's genitalia. Late in the episode we run through a horror movie scenario testing ones friendship, anxiety, and self love skills. This is Today's Prey.

This week, the dudes discuss how the English language could really get you into a pickle,  and we aren't talking dill. This is Today's Prey...

After a quick zip on zombies, the dudes talk about growing as adults. This growth resulting in planning post brunch activities. Also... We at Today's Prey know that giving the proper approval to a man's sexual tale is important, and today, you'll learn the proper way to approve it. This is Today's Prey.

After a brief discussion of an activity known as "racking" the dudes make a call to a rabbit expert. Following this important conversation, a new martial art is born that will evolve into the most dangerous and effective self defense practice to ever develop. This is Today's Prey.

After discussing Poppy's sexual skill, Jake unfolds the story of Palmetto Bugs in Florida. Followed by Why Poppy is having stressful dreams. This is Today's Prey.

This week we discuss who trans vag*nal mesh, Texas toast, and why people just do not want to read. This is Today's Prey.

After falling head over heels in love with a cover song of Nirvana, the dudes discuss reproduction, this past weekends wedding, and the true meaning of "Meteora"  This is Today's Prey

After an overview of the following weekends bachelor party shenanigans, the dudes discuss Jake's first time being choked unconscious. This is Today's Prey

In today's episode, after briefly discussing hot dogs and culture, Jake and Poppy discuss a new discovery known as Masculinity Coaching. This is Today's Prey.

In today's episode we discuss the "conspiracy theory" that Dragons are indeed dinosaurs. Along with the conflicting trustworthiness of Discovery Channel and deep conversations about intrusive thoughts. This is Today's Prey.

In today's episode we discuss creepy teachers and mint stealing children, followed by talk about that BIZ. This is Today's Prey.

Today's Episode features the hit song "Jiggumbob" by non other than Poppy and Jake. The dudes also become some white dudes spitting on a podcast about life lessons involving world famous rapper Premo Rice and how to operate when you're really tired. This is Today's Prey.

This rap-filled episode is highly influenced by a hatred a vaping followed by some uncanny stories involving some consensual machinery. This is Today's Prey

In today's episode, the dudes discuss simulation theory and their ideas around it. This pairs well with the debate about how much a certain amputee weighs, and the proper way to take a "SH*T" pic. This is Today's Prey

Watch your back. As there is a fake shake snake trolling the internet scamming people claiming to be Jake. Don't be too scared though as we also discuss Italian foods and sexuality through the old snap chat days. This is Today's Prey.

What kind of people leave 4 star Google Reviews? What else can be reviewed with a star rating system? Jake and Poppy take it off this week, only to be judged by one another. This is Today's Prey

Balls are dropping and we aren't talking about NYE. In this episode we discuss things that are nuts. This includes but is not limited to; stolen phones, our friends plums, the use of the "R" word, and crying kids. This is Today's Prey

Are you an NPC? Do you practice punching your nephew? If so, This is the perfect episode for you. "Cold Plunging For NPC's" describes the scientific reasons why cold plunging works, and also has a hidden musical gem all about Gender Roles and Swamp Creatures. This Is Today's Prey #volkswagonsarentracist

In todays episode we discuss the difference between a Hillbilly, a Redneck, and a Country Boy. This is followed by an epic tale involving Tom Cruise and a bucket of salamanders. Last but definitely not least we tell the difference in Muck B*ng and M*nging. This is Today's Prey

Today's Episode shows you how NOT to get your haircut. amongst other silly stories told by two extremely cool bros. This is Today's Prey...