Lottie Teideman

Tits, Tums and All Things Mum

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Welcome to my podcast, tits, tums and all things mum. Motherhood is fun isn’t it? Forever covered in bodily fluids, never time for a pee in peace let alone a hot cuppa and then there’s the joys of toddler tantrums! It’s a good job those little toe rags are cute! This podcast is a judgement free digital space where my guests and I will discuss the realities of modern motherhood and normalise the normal mum. My guests and I are going to be real, candid and unfiltered so come on in and join us on tits, tums and all things mum.

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Lottie Teideman

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"If it didn't go the way that it did, we would have had to live with the decision of having lost one of our babies" with Lily Bajja on Twin pregnancy and NICU 03.05.2023 1:02:19

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING: premature babies and NICU In this episode we welcome back Lily to continue her story about her twins and how she was told that she was going to lose one of them but she continued the pregnancy and now has both babies. She delves deeper...

"I was sat on the toilet wiping and thought WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" With Fozia on having a bladder prolapse 26.04.2023 39:45

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- Graphic descriptions In this episode I speak to the lovely Fozia about her experiences of having a prolapse and how she is talking more about this to raise awareness for such a taboo topic. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alit...

"I hate it when the doctor's say that it's just colic. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?" with Kate, The Dairy Free Mum on allergies in babies 19.04.2023 45:16

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Kate about her experiences of having children with allergies and how she has used this to help others through her recipes and e-book. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Guest- Kate www.inst...

"Mums forget about themselves completely as they're so used to self sacrifice" with Nicola Ferns on putting ourselves first again 12.04.2023 42:39

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Nicola about how we can start making time for ourselves again and putting ourselves back at the top of the list. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Guest- Nicola www.instagram.com/nicolafer...

"Other people don't respect my time because I work from home" with Sophie Callahan on juggling being a work from home mum 05.04.2023 44:47

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Sophie about the never ending to do list and being a self employed, work from home mum. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Guest- Sophie www.instagram.com/sophiecallahan If you enjoyed this...

"Once our sons heart had stopped, we had to just lay him down and walk away" with Faye on the loss of her son to an ultra rare disease 29.03.2023 1:24:07

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- Death of a child. Bereavement. In this episode I speak to the lovely Faye about the tragic loss of her gorgeous little boy Grayson who sadly died of an ultra rare disease. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Gu...

"Just because you're doing it by yourself, doesn't mean that you're better that someone doing it with help" with Jos Unfiltered Life on motherhood and mental health 22.03.2023 58:49

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Jo from Jos unfiltered life- fellow Glomama and WINNER of the Tiktok category! We chat about motherhood, mental health and Jo opens up about having had a termination and the taboo around that topic but how she helpe...

"Having ADHD and being a mum is so hard as I get triggered and have had to adapt the way I cope" with Corinne on neurodiversity 15.03.2023 45:15

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Corinne about being a neurodiverse mum and looking after neurodiverse children. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Guest- Corinne www.instagram.com/thefinchfamilylife If you enjoyed this ep...

"I found it hard to bond with my baby as I didn't get to hold him while he was in NICU" With Becky Elsbury on premature birth and NICU 08.03.2023 43:11

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING: Birth trauma, NICU. In this episode I speak to the lovely Becky about her experience of having a premature baby and being in NICU with her baby. She shares her words of wisdom on getting through such a tough time. Host- Lottie Instagr...

"I would be in a very different position if I didn't communicate with my husband about the never ending to do list" With Carelle on the mother load 01.03.2023 56:19

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Carelle from Firefly Formula about the never ending to do lists in parenthood and how we can reframe our mindset to make it a little easier on ourselves. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie...

"Every time I go to the loo, I take a deep breath and have a sigh of relief if I don't see blood" With Tara on pregnancy after loss and secondary infertility 22.02.2023 51:16

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- miscarriage, pregnancy after loss In this episode I speak to the lovely Tara about her pregnancy after loss and after years of fertility treatment. She is so brave and inspirational in sharing her story across social media to raise awar...

Valentine's Day Special Q and A with my HUSBAND!! TMI warning 14.02.2023 38:24

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I answer my husband a series of questions which were submitted by my instagram followers. We nearly have an argument on the pod and have so many TMI moments! Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie If you enjoyed this...

"We are a chaotic, loud, loving and crazy house with 5 boys" with Rachael- @beachlifemuma on life with 5 boys 08.02.2023 41:56

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the lovely Rachel about life with 5 boys and about having 5 c-sections. She speaks about her how she manages to organise her life and lower her expectations to enjoy every minute with her little ones. Host- Lottie Instagram-w...

"My gender disappointment led me to struggle to bond with my baby" with Nicole on gender disappointment 01.02.2023 46:06

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING: Gender disappointment, postnatal depression In this episode I speak to the lovely Nicole about her gender disappointment as she opens up about this taboo topic to help other mums going through the same to feel less alone Host- Lottie In...

"Sleep has such a huge impact on how you feel about parenting" With The Sleep Mums Cat and Sarah on baby and toddler sleep 25.01.2023 51:09

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak to the amazing sleep mums Cat and Sarah who talk about all things baby sleep and their amazing approach to sleep training which recognises the realities of sleep as a parent. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitof...

"I was given the choice of saving one twin or facing that both might die" With Lily Bajja on her twins beating the odds 18.01.2023 1:12:52

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- Difficult decisions, premature labour, NICU. In this episode Lily bravely tells her story of being given the choice to save just one of her twins or face that both of them may die. She is so brave, positive and inspirational and opens...

"It's basically your arse falling out of yourself" A 2022 round up that epitomises motherhood 11.01.2023 1:44:14

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! This episode is a special edition long length episode which is a run down of all of the best bits of my 2022 episodes. I had so much fun editing this and reliving some hilarious moments and also remembering the incredible guests with their heart warming...

"My brain has never been so full and everything often falls to mums" with Emily on default parenting 04.01.2023 50:00

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the lovely Emily about default parenting and how difficult the mental load of motherhood can be. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Guest- Emily www.instagram.com/emji27 If you enjoyed this episode p...

"Some days I lose my shit and that's OK. It's often about the recovery" With Ali Bastian on gentle parenting 28.12.2022 48:43

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the lovely Ali Bastian about gentle parenting and how we are both trying to be gentle parents but that it is not always easy. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottie Guest- Ali www.instagram.com/alibastia...

"Congratulations! You've got a baby and a haemorrhoid!"- Jade on lesser known (and well known) pregnancy symptoms 21.12.2022 46:35

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGERS: - Very graphic episode (the words flaps, flange, arsehole and others make regular appearances) In this episode I chat with my best friend Jade about the lesser known pregnancy symptoms as submitted by my followers! Not one for the faint of hea...

"The production line wank bank" MUM PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. With Kayleigh on mostly sex and orgasms 14.12.2022 55:42

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with Kayleigh from Mamma social co and amazing mum life podcast- the journal of a mad mama podcast. We started talking about honest motherhood but ended up chatting about orgasms, farts and sex toys! Host- Lottie Instagram-www.in...

"Nobody talks about the realities of sleep as a parent"- Hannah from Sleep Well With Hannah on the realities of sleep as a parent 07.12.2022 44:00

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with Hannah from sleep well with Hannah who is a parenting and sleep expert that gives some amazing tips on sleep with some reality added in there. AD- The staycation mentioned at the beginning was Seal Bay Resort in Selsey- www....

"I feel the pressure of taking my 3 year old who knows fuck all about Christmas to all of these things"- Bex Oxtoby the pressure around Christmas 30.11.2022 54:53

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with Bex for the third time! Yes she is back! We are now using these recording sessions as personal therapy and I LOVE IT! This time we talk about the pressure at Christmas to do all of the things. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.inst...

"I withdrew from my friends as it was so hard to not compare my child"- Jenna from Mumernity on Speech delays 23.11.2022 46:47

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the lovely Jenna from mumernity where we discover that our sons are so alike! Jenna talks about her son Jude's speech delay and how she is supporting him through it. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitof...

"I didn't know how to manage my emotions"- Rachel and Clare on mental health in motherhood 16.11.2022 1:07:54

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the lovely Rachel and Clare from just a mum podcast about all things mental health from discovering that we are potentially neurodivergent to managing our emotions. Host- Lottie Instagram-www.instagram.com/lottieteideman Gue...