Lottie Teideman

Tits, Tums and All Things Mum

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Welcome to my podcast, tits, tums and all things mum. Motherhood is fun isn’t it? Forever covered in bodily fluids, never time for a pee in peace let alone a hot cuppa and then there’s the joys of toddler tantrums! It’s a good job those little toe rags are cute! This podcast is a judgement free digital space where my guests and I will discuss the realities of modern motherhood and normalise the normal mum. My guests and I are going to be real, candid and unfiltered so come on in and join us on tits, tums and all things mum.

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Lottie Teideman

Episodes

“If you don’t laugh in motherhood, you’ll cry” with Alyssa- The Funny Mummy 03.03.2025 35:17

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the hilarious Alyssa- The Funny Mummy about the shit show that is motherhood! Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- gross stuff!!! Host- Lottie Inst...

RANK BANK SPECIAL! “I like the smell of my own vagina” 17.02.2025 41:13

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! It’s the RANK BANK SPECIAL!! Every few months I’m going to host one of these and here is the first one. From Bonnie Blue to rank bank stories and “we listen and we don’t judge”, this episode will surely have you laughing and possibly gagging! Think you...

VALENTINE’S SPECIAL. Healthy relationships and keeping the spark alive 10.02.2025 47:21

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with my first ever COUPLE! Nichole and Ben talk about healthy relationships and how to keep the spark alive after having kids. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGG...

C-section grief and a spermy jellyfish with my BFF Jade 03.02.2025 39:43

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with my bestie about the grief that she has from having two c-sections and not having had a natural labour and vaginal birth. We also have the most DISGUSTING rank bank story!! Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM...

“My son ate a button battery and nearly died” with Hollie- Badly Behaved Mum 20.01.2025 48:29

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the lovely Hollie about her sons story of eating a button battery and coming close to death. Hollie is now raising awareness and changing policies with button companies to prevent anyone else from going through what she did....

Single Mamahood and being unapologetically you with Daisy- Mum About Town 06.01.2025 30:20

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat with the lovely Daisy about being a single mum and being unapologetically herself! Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- none Host- Lottie Instagram-www....

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! Easy Christmas crafts and the overwhelm with Sophie David from Little Happy Learners 23.12.2024 35:33

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! In this episode the lovely Sophie and I speak about Christmas crafts and the Christmas overwhelm! Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- none Host- Lottie Inst...

Body confidence, overcoming eating disorders and intuitive eating with Nicola Chan 09.12.2024 38:08

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode Nicola and I speak about how we met in the fitness world which subsequently let to both of us developing eating disorders and how Nicola is now teaching people how to eat intuitively. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM...

Dealing with a choking baby/child with Julie from Daisy First Aid 25.11.2024 33:28

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode Julie gives us a super important demonstration on how to deal with choking in a baby or child. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.i...

Running an award winning business as a busy mum with Bonnie from Blink Management 11.11.2024 32:58

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I speak with my amazing manager- Bonnie barry from Blink management about life as a successful business woman and busy mum. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING...

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Pumpkin carving hacks, halloween pressure and costume chaos 28.10.2024 35:52

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! It's the HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Where myself and the Her Story ladies dress up, carve some pumpkins and have a great laugh. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieI...

"MUM YOUR VAGEEGEE SMELLS!" With Secrets Of The School Run 21.10.2024 35:32

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode there are a whole load of laughs with the Secrets Of The School Run ladies!!Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittl...

"Staying fit and healthy as a mum doesn't need to be hard" with Jem Fullbrook 14.10.2024 39:57

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely Jim Fullbrook who beasts me with a podcast workout session. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/a...

"You can have a baby that sleeps without doing cry it out" with Hannah from Sleep Well With Hannah 07.10.2024 29:54

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely Hannah who gives us a super helpful visual demo on how to get young babies to self soothe. Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get you booked in! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- Lott...

"When you become a mum you have to learn your style all over again" With Ali from Inspired Styling 30.09.2024 30:37

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely Ali about how we can find our style again after becoming a mum. She gives some amazing practical tips and absolutely smashes stroller speedway!!!Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and...

"If your child loves getting messy, they will love this" with Emily- The Mum practitioner 23.09.2024 30:37

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely Emily about sensory/messy play, shes gives us a demo on making some sensory materials AND it's the first stroller speedyway!! Think you can take on Stroller Speedway? Drop me a DM on Instagram and we will get yo...

"The world didn't end when you forgot her PE kit" with Kelly from Kids And The Commute 16.09.2024 45:16

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the amazing Kelly from Kids and The Commute who is just the loveliest human being and has me laughing out loud online and in person! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottieGuests- Kellywww.in...

"We empower people to find their own village" with Jade and Hayley from Her Story 09.09.2024 36:33

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely ladies from Her Story who are doing amazing things to help mums in every aspect of motherhood. They are also hilarious!! TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottieGuests- Jade and Hay...

"It's not talked about enough that if you don't have enough sleep, you can't function" with Hannah from Sleep Well With Hannah 02.09.2024 37:27

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely Hannah from Sleep Well With Hannah about all things baby sleep. She is a font of knowledge and all parents need this episode? TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottieGuests- Hannahw...

"Stop expecting perfection from yourself!" with Louise from Mums Work and Chaos 26.08.2024 47:11

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! In this episode I chat to the lovely Louise from Mums Work and Chaos podcast about everything from juggling everything to the realities of motherhood. TRIGGER WARNING- Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottieGuests- Louisewww.instagram...

"My top tip for breastfeeding is to get support" with Manpreet from The Next Feed Podcast 19.08.2024 42:55

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- Breastfeeding griefThis week I chat with the lovely Manpreet about her breastfeeding journey and how she's now helping other mums that are struggling with breastfeeding. Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottieGue...

BONUS EPISODE- Travel Tips and Paradise Park 14.08.2024 23:37

Welcome to a very special bonus episode sponsored by Paradise Park- Tenerife which is where we are as we speak! I interview the lovely Gillian who is an Amigos in paradise member and has stayed here for over 400 nights. I also give my travel tips for travelling with kids. Paradise park have kindly given me a discount code to use. Use code LOTTIE5 for 5% off on their website https://qrcd.org/6JXM

"It's never going to be just us again. We are about to meet our son" with Tom- Unlikely Dad 12.08.2024 34:58

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- /WE HAVE OUR FIRST DAD! Yes, that's right, TTAATM have branched out and we have our first dad on the pod- Tom, The Unlikely Dad who talks about his adoption journey as a gay dad. Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitof...

"It's OK to step away from a parent that treats you badly" with Harriet Shearsmith 05.08.2024 43:14

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- narcissism, childhood traumaIn this episode I talk to returning guest, Harriet Shearsmith about cycle breaking and toxic parents. Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alittlebitoflottieGuests- Harrietwww.instagram.com/harrietshearsmi...

"I made Ariana Grande's 30th birthday cake!" with Charlotte from Chaos and Cakes 29.07.2024 44:09

WARNING! This podcast contains explicit content from graphic mum life moments to profanities, rants and a whole load of laughs. Not for tiny ears! TRIGGER WARNING- depression, covidIn this episode I talk to the amazing Charlotte from Chaos and cakes who tells us her amazing cake stories but also talks about her experience of having a baby during covid. Host- LottieInstagram-www.instagram.com/alitt...