Time Tellers

Welcome back to Time Tellers. In this episode, Renee and Dan guide listeners through the White House’s dramatic transformations—from James Hoban’s original plan and the 1814 burning to Teddy Roosevelt’s 1902 modernization, Truman’s gutting rebuild, Jackie Kennedy’s museum-quality restoration, the rise of fortress-like security, and the present controversy over a glass-walled ballroom that tore dow...

Dan's legal tip of the day opens with a dark, oddly comic mystery: Idaho forbids cannibalism — punishable by up to 14 years in prison unless it was the only way to survive — drawing a line between Donner Party desperation and Hannibal Lecter horror. With dry wit and vivid detail, Dan turns statutes into stories, testing where law, morality, and survival collide. From a 1907 blue law banning Sunday...

Step into an episode that treats paradise like a courtroom—Hawaii’s sun-drenched beaches, strict billboard bans and the bizarre law against putting coins in your ear become the stage for a series of odd legal tales. We weave through real statutes, urban legends and half-remembered advisories, turning statutes into stories and sparking the question: what makes a law strange enough to tell? Along th...

There’s a secret list—not published, not searchable—that could be written from the small choices you make every day: connecting to an unlocked Wi‑Fi, ripping a DVD for your tablet, picking up a feather on a hike, or sharing a song in a café. This episode follows ordinary people through three surprising worlds—digital life, federal lands, and the modern economy—showing how well‑meaning habits can u...

Walk into this episode and find yourself led down a string of bizarre-but-true local laws in Georgia: an origin story about ice cream in back pockets tied to 1800s horse thieves, a surprising statute that treats llama treks like high-risk activities shielded by liability rules, and municipal ordinances that actually control where chickens can cross the road. Blending folklore, historical detective...

Join us on this intriguing episode of Time Tellers as we delve deep into the history and controversy surrounding one of America's most debated timekeeping practices - Daylight Savings Time (DST). From its satirical origins with Benjamin Franklin to modern legislative battles, discover the stories of innovators and policymakers who have influenced this biannual tradition. Explore how World Wars and...

Picture it: it’s Sunday, you’re a single woman with a packed parachute and a rumor that Florida will throw you in jail for jumping. We trace that laughable — but persistent — town‑ordinance legend, wade into the surprisingly real 1989 ban on dwarf tossing, and follow the paper trail from folklore to statute as lawmakers grapple with dignity, consent, and safety. Then the storm rolls in: during hur...

It starts at that late hour when confidence outpaces judgment: a fridge opens, a tab snaps, and a can hisses like a dare. From an ancient emperor’s accidental tea to communal yerba paste and the patent-medicine tonics of the 1800s, people have always hunted wakefulness—switching from ritual and necessity to branding and aspiration. This episode follows the winding trail from tea-stoked monks and c...

Imagine getting arrested for whispering in church — a $20 fine under a statute that sounds like it belongs in the powdered wig era. In this episode we tour Delaware’s odd legal museum: whispering bans, pants-policing in Luz (or is it Lewis?), and curfews that turned trick-or-treating into a cautionary tale about parenting anxieties. Through sharp storytelling and vivid scenes — a hypothetical 15-y...

Imagine a ragtag college hockey team toppling the world’s greatest machine, a skater rewriting the limits of the human body, and ceremonies reworked after judges and governments collide — all in the same icy season. This episode stitches together those moments across a century of Winter Games, tracing how medals and mythology grew alongside corruption, boycotts, and geopolitics. From Lake Placid t...

In the 1940s two men in Connecticut were selling what looked like pickles but failed the simplest of tests — drop one from a foot and if it doesn't bounce, it isn't fit for sale. Health inspectors relied on that dramatic bounce test to protect public health, a shorthand rule rooted in real cases even if not written word-for-word into the law. But the episode isn't just about cucumbers. Hartford on...

Imagine a navy sailing into a peaceful harbor, Marines ashore and the American flag raised—only to discover a newspaper proving there is no war. In this episode, Time Tellers follows Commodore Thomas ap Catesby Jones as a string of assumptions, fear of being late, and a system that rewards decisive action nearly turns a mistake into international crisis. We trace the story from Monterey’s surreal...

In Colorado, weather isn’t just forecast—it’s permitted. Follow the surprising path from ski-resort water worries to cloud-seeding airplanes and the paperwork that makes engineered snow legal, plausible, and surprisingly bureaucratic. In Boulder, a run of couch fires near student housing turned a strange hazard into law: no indoor furniture on porches. It’s a small regulation with a big human stor...

When you draw a heart, you think of love — but the Valentine's heart looks nothing like a human heart. In this episode, Renee and Dan follow a surprising trail from ancient medicine and plant seed pods to medieval devotion and the rise of print, asking how a simple, abstract shape became the world's shorthand for affection. This is a brisk, curious story of symbols and survival: fertility, faith,...

On a Valentine’s Day special, Time Tellers traces the strange and powerful history of when love wasn’t private but political: a right doled out and denied by statutes, courts, and customs. From colonial Virginia bans on interracial unions to eugenics-era restrictions, criminal sodomy raids, and the heartbreak of lost children, this episode stitches together the laws that decided who could marry, t...

Step into a tour of the delightful and absurd: Mark Twain’s frog tale meets the real-life rules of small-town America. At the Calaveras County Fair frogs leap for glory, but a blunt public-health line separates sport from supper — if a frog dies mid-jump it cannot be eaten and must be disposed of, a pragmatic and strangely moving rule to prevent disease. Then we pivot to civic theater: Chico’s sym...

August 1835. A penny paper prints a breathless scientific report and, overnight, the moon blooms with forests, oceans, and winged humanoids. Listeners gather in public squares to hear the tale read aloud; theologians and citizens debate souls and science while the nation wrestles with a new, electrifying media age. This episode follows the Green Moon hoax from its breathless headlines to the ashes...

When a passerby insists on pronouncing the state one way, a single resolution from the 1880s stands between history and habit. This episode opens with that small-but-stubborn decision — a deliberate choice to honor French spelling and Quapaw heritage that turned pronunciation into law. From there we chase the folklore: bans on blue light bulbs and teachers punished for bobbed hair. Those stories s...

On March 25, 1913, a series of relentless storms and rapid snowmelt turned the rivers around Dayton into a single unstoppable force. What began as a quiet morning expecting spring rain soon became a tidal wave that swept through downtown, ripping foundations from the earth, turning Main Street into a watery highway, and trapping families on rooftops. Corporations, soldiers, nurses, and ordinary ne...

It’s the 1920s: an Arizona rancher lets his donkey nap in a bathtub, a sudden flood turns a sleepy scene into a chaotic rescue, and a costly retrieval sparks a town ordinance banning dozing equines in tubs. The tale—part history, part folklore—traces how one small, messy problem became a cautionary legend carried far beyond its prairie roots. Along the way, meet Mojave County’s wink-worthy fixes—l...

This final episode takes you beyond the Lower 48 into Alaska’s glacial silence, Hawaii’s living volcanoes, and the contested shores of the territories. Dan and Renee weave intimate stories of scale—ancient ice and roaring lava—alongside people who have lived these places for millennia. These parks are living, changing landscapes where conservation collides with colonization, sacred names are recla...

Imagine owning a bar where nobody's allowed to be... drunk. In this episode we follow the absurd-sounding Alaska rule that a drunken person may not remain where alcohol is sold, and meet the staff and officers who treat the law as public-safety gospel rather than punchline. What reads like a cartoon ordinance is actually a tool to prevent over-serving and keep people safe — selectively enforced, o...

Step into a wagon of wonder and danger: this episode unspools the American love affair with miracle cures, from 19th‑century medicine shows to the cold logic of eugenics. You'll meet charismatic hucksters, desperate families, and doctors whose theories did more harm than good. Through vivid stories—bleeding halls, opiate‑laced tonics, targeted ads, and forced sterilizations—we trace how bad scienc...

Dan, hypothetical. You, me, a boxing ring, and one very confused black bear—welcome to Alabama. In this episode we follow a thread of stories that feel equal parts courtroom drama and tall tale: a 1990s crackdown on sideshow bear wrestling born from animal-welfare concerns, barroom tranquilizers gone wrong, and bruised human egos. From an enforceable anti-cruelty statute to a tidy traffic law outl...

When a midnight improvisation becomes a stadium staple and a roadside stand sparks a fast‑food empire, what stories do our favorite late‑night meals tell? This episode follows tacos, burritos, nachos, fajitas, and chimichangas as they cross borders, get reinvented, and shape a new culinary language. Through vivid anecdotes, surprising origin myths, and on‑the‑ground voices, we trace how necessity,...