Time Played: 3hr

This week we're brushing up on our Mandarin and trying not to get spooked.

This week find out how hard it is to compare opinions on a game when one person has played for 80 hours and the other only for 3. It's almost like the premise of this show is deeply flawed!

This week Lochie and Louis self immolate as they try to navigate the complicated world of gender politics, and Lochie forgot to buy a fire alarm.

This week we're desperately trying to parry a Xehanort (not sure which one) but he's super spammy and also my thumbs are covered in plasters.

This week we decided to get away from it all and finally accept that invite to our fav Aunts place. Turns out its gosh darn lovely.

Did you know all video games are based on Journey to the west?

This week we're pulling off Mctwists and we rise up to be the best pro skater in the land, once there we learn the true meaning of skating and also that eric is the worlds largest walking butt.

Video games. wow. 2019. amazing. Lochie. incredible. podcast. who'd have thought? Louis. not sure. cadence of hurdle. nahhhhh.

This week Louis talks to an old man about the new Pokemon game. Louis talks at great length about all his beautiful new boys whilst the old man desperately clings to life.

This week Lochie puts on a sexy voice as he strolls around a spooky island, hunting for pasta and wool and showing off his dance moves.

This is the longest episode we've done in a while but don't worry, only 20% of it is about the titular game. Mostly it's about watching porn at apple stores and Pokemon.

This week Louis gets a point and that's all there is to say on the matter.

This week we're beneath the waves of an alien planet chasing after more Garryfish and silver while trying to stay hydrated as we flex our lip muscles (Orbicularis Oris, if you get curious).

This week we neglect English class trying to get girl with braces to give us a kiss as an unrelenting bass riff plays in the background.

This week we're a lil late to the spoopy party but that don't mean we can't get stabbed to death by a naked orphan with fake boobs.

This we play the best looking game, ever?

This week a man in bondage talks to us in riddles as we desperately search for a fire ring all the while avoiding what can only be described as laughing demons all so we can re-form into an old man in a wheel chair and assassinate our target with a very large gun.

R' ye ready KIDS?

This week the two sniffly boys try their best to describe the game that ruined genre naming for everybody.

This week we fill time. Enjoy.

This week our contents are under pressure after Marc Ecko gives us a wedgie.

This week we're on the streets of Toronto brawling our way through the foes of Scott pilgrim in WAIT... what's that floating by? oh.. .nothing... What was i saying?

This week we're visiting another MMO, but first we need to reset our passwords...

Hey Sonic super fans! Welcome to Timeplayed: 3hr; a video game podcast where two best friends play videos games they barely care about or have even heard of for three hours (max) and critique them. We love to hate, and love to be hated. Thanks for listening!

This week we have a falling out about Thief 2: The Metal Age because Lochie thinks it takes place at the same time as Saved By The Bell or something.