Time For The Show

Who would win: one steroider, or one crackboi?? This question has plagued self-appointed dipshits since times pseudo-memorial, measured on the scale of DOZENS OF HOURS AGO, but this week's pennjillette, HMFIC Doc Ellis, breaks it all THE FUCK DOWN for y'all's. You think you're sexy enough to listen to this episode? You're probably right -- IT'S THAT BAD!! This is the first intentionally un-lost, s...

Peas had a tummy ache in his tooth, so his overstudy, Dr K'taden Legume, joins the show to play his part and tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a cyanide pill. Fidd blind-eyes instant oatmeal for not being instant. Faux plays every version of 20th Century Man except the version peas requested.

"He who shits before he showers yet still wipes his ass is a fool." -- Book of Fidd, 2:73 For the THIRD week in a row, TIME FOR THE SHOW is rated the number one Canadian internet radio show in southeast Asian sweatshops! Jackie Robinson, the baseballist, does NOT make an appearance in this episode, but Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Doktor Faux, and Fidd Chewley manage to break the baseball color-barr...

"You're gonna have to carry this one, peas!" Holy jumpin' jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon. Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. F...

This week's pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd's spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can't seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are...

This week's pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family's cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley's weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.

The sound sucked on the last show suck'd, so here's a bunch of pre-recorded stuff edited together into some kind of show-like conflagration! In this, the most un-lost-est of episodes, our pennjillette is Reverend Caller 23, in the studio for gardening tips and best practices regarding the storage of coin polish. reverand [sic] peas [sic] had a bad day and subsequently fades in and out of a Discord...

This week's pennjillette is Cat Feather. Fidd can't correctly tune his duduk, so he purposefuly sneezes on Faux's ant farm in frustration. peas [sic] attempts to do good radio; he is immediately corrected and punished by Faux and Fidd. Co-solipsists, Dok Cosmac and Not-That-Bob Dapper, join the show in the second hour, but soon run home crying to their mommies and TELLING ON US! By the end of the...

The whole point of doing the show live is to AVOID HAVING TO EDIT, but Fidd and Faux had to be in the OTHER studio during showtime this week, so we committed the ultimate Time for the Show sin by PRE-RECORDING A SHOW! That's right, for the first time ever, this episode is actually a pre-prepared show, which gave us the chance to do things somewhat differently than usual, namely the inclusion of so...

Fidd and Faux only have a few hours to bill to the show, so Peas joins them and special guest Reverend Caller who has somehow gained access to the main gate at Hypercube Labs. It only takes a few minutes, but the guys over-come the shadow of the ECHO-FIDD before tearing off onto how Peas […]

The show returns to it’s normal Monday-night slot with the guys holding hands and singing songs. Special guest Riley Mix of Anti-Social Engineering joins the first hour, and tells us how his co-host is pee-shy when not in the special fortified bathroom. The guys then learn about “locking” the room behind them before going LIVE […]

In this special FRIDAY-NIGHT episode of Time For The Show, the “safe-harbor” rule is thrown out and the SWEARS and CUSSES come FULL SWING! Faux takes a backseat as Engineer while Fidd and Peas discuss the weird world of today with (now back at home FROM Hypercube) Reverend 80. Faux unplugs Peas’ mic causing quite […]

Faux, peas, and Fidd get the band back together just in time for the local high school’s Battle of the Podcasts. Dok Cosmac returns with a thumbtack in his shoe to talk about X-Day: The Video Game: The Demo. Fidd’s license to dock in the safe harbor is revoked. In the second hour, the show […]

  THE CONVERGENCE IS UPON US!!  All of the COOL SubJeemises are at Hypercube for a week of repeatedly checking on each other to MAKE SURE IF THEY’RE OKAY.  Fidd struggles to rally for the show after two days of eating nothing but a banana and 40 beers.  Faux’s printer gets stuffed into Davy Jones’ […]

  Fidd Chewley is revived by the mystical healing properties of Acai Berries and 24-Hour Loop of “All Dogs Go To Heaven”. We celebrate with co-host Doktor Walter Cosmac, and revel in glee as Peas finds out he is locked out of the HyperCOMM.   Time For The Show Season One – Episode Six January […]

With Faux coming down with Super AIDS and Fidd still DEAD from Super AIDS, It’s up to Reverand Peas to run the show. Luckily, he has the HyperCOMM filled with lackluster talent as Reverends Bob Dapper and Nugget join Hypercube Science Advisor Doktor Cosmac for an hour of incoherent psycho-babbel! Time For The Show Season […]

After the news breaks that Fidd Chewley is dead, peas and Faux plan on how they are going to run the show. They end up opening up the HyperCOMM 30 minutes earlier than usual and end up talking  to “Bob”. Time For The Show Season One – Episode Four January 04, 2018 Doktor Faux, Reverand […]

SubGenius Overman Philo Drummond joins good ol’ Kentucky Peas on an in depth discussion of mint juleps and horse racing while Fidd and Faux whisper quietly into hidden microphones. Time For The Show Season One – Episode Three January 04, 2018 Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley

Reverend Ivan Stang from the Church of the SubGenius comes by to deny his involvement with anything that might have been considered remotely funny in the 1980s. Peas is there too.

The first time for the show of the year! The guys go over the Patreon levels, and Peas' TRUE role in the show. Faux discusses Catfish Joe and his legacy in American literature. Fidd tries to sell Peas a donor package, meanwhile Reverend Caller 23 calls in to discuss where sunburns come from?

Time For The Show Season Zero - Episode Eight December 21, 2017 Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley

Time For The Show Season Zero – Episode Seven December 14, 2017 Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley

Time For The Show Season Zero - Episode Three November 27, 2017 Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley

Time For The Show Season Zero - Episode Two November 25, 2017 Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley