Time For The Show

In this very special episode of Time For The Show, Dr. Faux and Caller23 interview a very special guest. Denise is both the object of, and the answer to, the Publius Enigma, and describes her story of being beaten down on a UseNet group in 1994 for events that happened in 1972. How does a pair of boxing gloves relate to Emerson Lake and Palmer? Why is Sting such a huge dick? You’ll have to listen...

After Doktor Faux wrings out his towel, he decides to jump on the next freight-train out of Hypercube and takes a night off. This leaves the HyperCOMM in complete anarchy as Elvis Martini and Dok Ellis hijack the feed and throw a huge internet party full of bad connections, reverb, dropped calls and cheap audio equipment. It's an ORGY of SLACK as Time for the Show is mutated into a complete free-f...

Doctor Faux and his crew of scallywags embark on a starry adventure aboard a pleasure saucer to sample sounds of the universe. Peas fantasizes about the RenFair. RoboPeas beats the real Peas at Is-It-A-Band. Caller 23 proposes a doomsday machine. Peas suffers from a case of Space Happy and ejects himself from the escape hatch. Dr. Faux teaches us how to 3-point turn in a spaceship with a trailer.

Dok Faux explores all of the music that “they” don’t want you to hear. A history of the PMRC is presented and discussed. A new robot is commissioned just in time for Is-It-A-Band. Caller 23 tries to play Pokémon Go! On a Motorola RAZR plugged directly in to the wall using the cord from a box fan.

This very special episode of Time For The Show is the last for Dr. Fidd Chewley. Peas explains how to Fun-Wash history. Five players for Is It A Band. Ask Peas drags on, as usual. Dr. Faux and Fidd hold a competition to see who has the more aggravating sound effects. Nothing was learned.

Caller23 subs for YBDobbs and YBDobbs subs for Peas. Fidd Chewley blind eyes cum stains. A new robot, Rev. Codeine, is created and commissioned on the show. Top of the month means Patreon call-outs and special bonuses.

The gang discusses the Sam Stuttler PPV fight. Fidd doesn’t comment on his flame war with John MacAfee. Peas, played by Caller, disses Caller as Peas. The actual Peas shows up to apologize.

And they said robots couldn’t make music… Well, ShoRogan proves everyone wrong in this episode, as robot generated music is aired throughout. Rev. Ferg scores his first win on Is It A Band. Dr. Faux diddles while he dallies, Fidd Chewley is played by both Fidd and Caller23, and Peas shows up to talk about his teeth.

If all you wanted for Christmas this year was ten pounds of Reverend Caller #23 in a five-pound bag, then Christmas has come early for you. The role of Fidd Chewley is played by Reverend Caller #23, who reveals insights about "your fucking face", the role of "peas" is played by Fidd Chewley, and the role of Doktor Faux is played by the tenuous exterior he portrays in public to poorly hide his raci...

If you put enough monkeys in front of enough typewriters, eventually you'll get an unmanageably hazardous amount of monkey shit. Enjoy the show.

Potassium chloride does not prevent erections.

If your ears aren't dripping with amniotic fluid after listening to this episode, then we'll give you TRIPLE YOUR DIGNITY BACK! For the entirety of this episode, Cat Feather plays the role of Fidd Chewley, Aster Six plays the role of Argus Faux, and peas plays the role of whoever plays the role of peas when peas isn't present! 60 is a highly composite number, and episode 60 of TFTS turned out to b...

"... and thus the imperative which refers to the choice of means to one's own happiness, that is, the precept of Time for the Show, is always hypothetical; the action is not commanded absolutely, but only as the means to another purpose, especially when ipecac syrup is not available." -- Immanuel Kant

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"Each kind of living thing, Asclepius, no matter whether mortal or immortal, rational (or irrational), whether ensouled or soulless, every one has the appearance of its kind in keeping with its relation to the kind, and although each kind of living thing possesses the whole form of its kind, within that same form each of them differs from the other. For example, although mankind is one in form, so...

This week, the role of peas [sic] is played by the visionary Reverend 80! The best part of having someone other than peas [sic] play the role of peas [sic] is that when we ask him who his Blind Eye is, he actually has one. After his having of the previously mentioned Blind Eye (go one sentence back if you missed it), 80, as peas [sic], joins Faux & Fidd for a riveting game of Is It a Band, which s...

After begging us for weeks to let him back on the show, Rev Ivan Stang returns for his second TFTS appearance in as many years to fill the dank shoes of peas, who is absent this week on account of he was playing Chicken in the street again. Stang talks about yodeling ticks, his experience of being hired to kill Andre Agassi's ball-boy, and the fact that his dog, Buddy, is safe and sound. After a c...

NEXT WEEK'S SHOW NOTES: peas comes right outta the gate spewing racist filth about the Irish. The hosts quickly turn the show into an encounter group and attempt to bring peas to the light by showing him the virulence of his hateful ways. Although the intervention was unsuccessful, the hosts got peas to cry, so this one's going in the books as a Pyrrhic victory. Fidd & Faux order a pizza and silen...

peas introduces Scoop McNewsgui, then introduces him again, and again, then the show attempts to start, then peas introduces Scoop McNewsgui. The hosts lie about how good the show is going to be, then peas introduces his new character, Scoop McNewsgui. After playing the first song of the show, "20th Century Newsgui" by The Scoops, peas workshops a new character and names him "Scoop McNewsgui". The...

Listening to this episode would spoil these notes. Reading these notes would spoil this episode. You've read enough; listen NOW while there's still some meat on the show! If you think these show notes are vague, then you won't believe how mediocre this episode is!

TIME FOR THE SHOW is back for a second year, thanks only to the tireless labor of the children in the Hypercube sweatshops, whose names will quickly be forgotten by history, but whose deeds will continue to earn us "likes" on Farcebook. The hosts planned a meeting before this episode to talk about what to do with the show in the new year, but it wouldn't be an episode of TIME FOR THE SHOW if we di...

It's the New Year's Eve episode of a podcast, which means you already know it's going to suck and the hosts will get wasted, HOWEVER COMMA business still gets done, yo. Dok Cosmac is in the studio to join the hosts for the final Is It a Band game of the season, after which an ultimate champ is crowned and the season's statistics are released by Judge Scalpod. After stumbling through the Blind Eye...

It's Christmas, and Jesus doesn't look a day over 1500. Papa Faux learns what a SubGenius is after discovering how easy it is to make Fidd take unidentified medication. Peas reveals the secrets he learned in "radio school". The hosts do their famous "intro trick", which is where they burn the first 75% of the show talking about what's going to happen during the remaining 25%. Peas uses a month's w...

Fidd is back in the studio from Tampax, Florida just in time to regret it! Doktor Faux scores BIG by registering the somehow-yet-unregistered web domain: TimeForTheShow.com. Faux responds to peas's claim of being depressed by steamrolling over everything peas says in the first hour. peas attempts to smooth things over with Faux with what he calls a "radio trust fall". Peas has a van: Adventure-1....

Peas has fled the country in an attempt to create an off-shore bank-account but doesn't know there aren't any on the beach. Doktor Cosmac arrives to attempt to replace peas, but who are we kidding. Aster Six shows up as well and the GANG plays Is it a Band  with a new list by Cosmac. Pee-Wee Herman is the subject of this week's Messiah or Pariah and Faux begs the viewers to tell a friend about the...