Timbers From The Spot

Oh boy, the Timbers looked good, and then they didn't which is such a shame because they really could have won the game. Maybe they can get better, maybe they can't but there's is one thing for sure and that is VOTE FOR BILL TUILOMA!

Oh man oh man oh man, the Timbers really just lost to Miami what are we going to do. We are going to cry, but first, we have to discuss the game, which was very tough because everything went wrong except for the great Bill Tuiloma scoring. We also thank the international break for saving us from this pain. Go Timbers he said weakly.

Man the Timbers stunk it up on Sunday but it's alright, maybe they can turn It around on Saturday but most likely not. We talk through our despair as we wonder whether Higuain will score 4 or 5 goals against. It's not looking good folks but we'll be your therapists for the time being.

The Timbers aren't really that great and that is very concerning so we have to talk about it because it is quite sad. They can not get the play on the field right nor do that great off of it. We talk about being scared for Philly and if there is much hope in this season.

This is a pretty fun episode, the lads debate what needs to change for the Timbers and we reach the first rant of the season from Jeremy as everything went wrong against Colorado. We also ponder the question of whether or not the Timbers will be able to score in New York and if there is truly any hope.

The Portland Timbers looked really bad in the 0-0 loss to Salt Lake so we had to talk about everything that went wrong and the very little that went right. We then discuss a bit about the CONCACAF Champions League and the PTFC charity event. We then look ahead to the Timbers game against Colorado and how they can't do what they ave been doing if they want to win.

THE TIMBERS WON!! We gotta talk about that, also about how bad that ref was because that was really bad. We also look forward to what could be a tough game against Houston

Oh Boy, the Timbers got destroyed dang we had to go through this game and talk about everything that went wrong (There was a lot). We also look ahead to the game against Vancouver and how that game is a must-win.

The Timbers have sadly drawn again so we must talk about how sad that is and how that could possibly change as they play a very tough LA Galaxy team. TIMBERS TIMBERS

Well, the Timbers' got Dallas'd so we talk about why it's probably not that big of a deal. We discuss the upcoming game against Orlando City and how they should be terrified of this Portland team. We also go off on a multitude of topics as per usual. Enjoy!

In this episode, Jeremy and Tyler have to discuss the 2-2 draw against the New England Revolution and also the fact that there was a bicycle kick I mean what????? We also discuss the upcoming game against (L)AFC and how Carlos Vela will be nowhere near enough to stop the Timbers Army.

The Portland Timbers are back so, of course, Jeremy and Tyler have to talk about that, I mean what else is the podcast for. They discuss the minimal offseason, the long season ahead, and the upcoming game against the Revolution.

The Timbers just had a great season so of course Jeremy and Tyler have to talk about it. We discuss everything from the season and Tyler even fails a quiz. We then look forward to the offseason and what the Timbers could do to become even better.

The Timbers have sadly lost the MLS Cup and we need to discuss what went wrong and we do. We discuss everything from the play to the crowds and then we talk a little expansion draft and how we should pray Charlotte does not take any of the Timbers' players.

The Portland Timbers have made the MLS Cup so Jeremy and Tyler have to talk about that for a period of time before going off in random directions that eventually did not end up making that much sense, but we had fun making this and we hope you guys have fun listening to it.

The Timbers advance to the WCF so we gotta celebrate and talk about how awesome it is. We also talk about the upcoming game and how we should be worried about the wrath of David Ochoa the self-proclaimed young player of the year award. All good though, Providence Park will deal with it.

The Portland Timbers are hot and it is time for them to win it all, so the boys gotta discuss that. Plus they discuss how nuclear Playoff Dairon Asprilla is about to be and how terrified Minnesota should be.

The Portland Timbers keep losing, so we gotta dig into that a little bit. Jeremy makes a very heartfelt apology and also makes a plea to Blake Bodily. The boys also look ahead to the San Jose game and how that can be a stopgap game for the Timbers.

The timbers finally lost, so you know we have to break down the performance. But it's time to get past that, and it's time to melt the Whitecaps, GLOBAL WARMING BABY!

Jeremy and Tyler discuss the Timbers beating Inter Miami which includes Higuain and Phil Neville. So we gotta brag for a little bit about how bad they were and make some fun of them. We also look forward to a fun game against the LA Galaxy. 

Timbers really just own (L)AFC at this point and we talk and laugh at them. We also look ahead to the game against Retirement FC also knows as Inter Miami. 

The Timbers absolutely battered Salt Lake so we gotta go into depth on just how good the team looked in that game. We also discuss the important stretch ahead and then discuss the new Leagues Cup for a while.

The Timbers can not stop not losing so we have to talk about that, we also talk about the incredible Dairon Asprilla as well as talk about the outlook for the rest of the season.

The Timbers continue to defeat opponents in their path so of course, we are going to hype them up. We also discuss the next game against Colorado and how that can make the Timbers contenders with a win. 

The Timbers have a historic win against Houston and that is a big deal so of course, we talk about that. We also talk about how Vancouver is in the way of the train the Timbers have going and how much they should get beat by.