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A song about my mother during the second world war she fell in love with an American pilot and forever after his love letters and reread them over and over.

For beautiful Indian girl who works but the Sainsbury's shop a smile is like a bright angels decent she has brought a wonderful gaiety into our grey drab world unfortunately now she's leaving so I've written her a song to say goodbye

a short song I wrote and sang whilst on the Birmingham to Bristol train it's amazing now everything is delivered to your doorstep even a Macdonald's take away , Amazon are just now trialing the delivery by drones in Darlington doubtless DELIVEROO will consider the same at least your order will be hot when it comes. all rights reserved.

A song I wrote about a friend who suffers from SPD most of the time he seems over sensitive self absorb he can sit alone for hours and hours happy and quite content in his own lonely lament . I was talking with some school teachers and a hypnotherapist called Claudia a friend of mine ;they were discussing the major problems they have as school teachers with the many issues that their pupils carry...

A piece of music I wrote whilst travelling down to Devon on the Plymouth train ; It's in a Gypsy Jazz style of sophisticated sensual syncopation that matches up with the girl we call Cat Walk; Claudia who's a double D , twin TT model standing for twin torpedoes that could sink any man of war !!. all rights reserved

LOOP THE LOOP A song I wrote about friends of mine who tried a little too many thrills pills and spills; they now have rather a dislocated dendritic projector playing in their brain which keeps having flash backs giving them a dislocated dialogue that's on repeat or replay .I always try in my life and work to keep a little rhythm rhyme and reason after being sideways from sobriety for so many year...

BECAUSE OF YOU A song I wrote for two girls with the same broken heart LULU still thinks about the lost love that happened a life time ago maybe one day their scars will heal and they can love again. All rights reserved

CLAUDIA A poem about a very beautiful woman Claudia who's powerful persona rolled and ricocheted around us like midnight thunder

THE BELFAST BOYS A song I wrote after Working with the Irish Belfast boys it was a very interesting time indeed they'd grown out of the troubles rough and ready an as hard as coffin nails , dark Celtic raven black hair with alabaster white skin , they were the true Bretagne, the owners of all the British lands before the Romans drove them to the furthest reaches of the kingdom; fierce temperaments...

A short song I wrote about riding aboard the busiest train in Europe the 7.32 Woking to Waterloo 100 million passengers a year pass through Waterloo which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh points of view . All rights reserved

A song written for lily age 9 and her cat Sean who's got terribly fat due to been neutered, he's put on a lot of weight I've narrated it in a yorkshire accent due to Sean being born and raised in Harrogate All rights reserved

A little ditty I wrote for Lily who's eleven we started singing a song for her father who's a sommelier and drinks fine wine all the time and also holds wine tasting with his Classé cru( crew) they all sample some really expensive brut (brew) I've made the wines sound almost female with sexual connotations due to his descriptive duologue on various liquid libations sounding like a women i.e she's...

short song I wrote and sang this morning , its about being under the total command of a fat controller which at some stage in your life you end up doing and it drives you mad. All rights reserved

A song I wrote about the loss of a lion's mane is similar to that of a man's hair as it recedes they both become a little timid and tame loosing pride and prowess both these mammals are now out of the mating game . All rights reserved.

COLETTE This is a short song I wrote for Colette's birthday she's an angel faced florist who works out of a norman church on a country estate, surrounded by angelic statues all halos and wings adding to this heavenly scene is her being bathed and baptized in the divine light from the stain glassed windows along with the scent from the flowers you think you've arrived at the garden of Eden.

A song I wrote a few years ago in just acapella now with musical accompaniment. It was composed for Big Manchester Pete, the hardest-looking man you'd ever meet, though his face may seem like it was made for a trick or treat, inside he had a big old heart that was as soft as a boiled sugar beet. All rights reserved. It's done in the sixties country, folk rock style to suit when he was born.

Untitled A song I wrote about the French teen queen,who was firstly hailed as a dirty come Dauphine and then through her reckless life style and colossal spending and gambling caused enormous poverty for the french people who eventually sacked the Bastille and gave rise to the french revolution where all Nobility and royalty were executed by the guillotine in the now place de la concord. People sa...

A short song about the mixing of different bloods in America with the pioneers and the native Indians and what a terrifically strong tribe of people they produced , one Indian chief whose mother was a white pioneer Cynthia Ann Parkers was especially feared as a Comanche chief due to his incredible toughness and savagery which by all accounts came from his mother.

A song I wrote about Growing up in a witches coven with all of them casting spells over everything and everyone I couldn't understand the horoscope stars then or now , they were always fighting for the Sorceresses supremacy Mystic Meg was one of their best loved astro-donnas. All rights reserved

A short song I wrote and sang this morning , its about being under the total command of a fat controller which at some stage in your life you end up doing and it drives you mad. All rights reserved

A song I wrote for friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The valley drive Lady Killer . All rights reserved

A song I wrote from a poem I penned a long time ago The booze has dammed the soul of many a Keltic kin once upon a life time ago we were the Gunga Din. All rights reserved

A song I wrote from a poem I penned quite some time ago. If ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite All rights reserved

A song G I wrote a long time ago about a crazy Irish girl I met in Greece completely insane powder monkey who lived on potcine and powder a duel fuel crotch rocket.

Musing about an old friend who has now divorced and gone back onto the dating sites, looking for lust, not realizing that his old sex pistol has long since turned to rust. Men of a certain age with faint hearts and feeble flesh really need to be careful while looking for a piece of fresh. I told one friend that his dating site, 'Bumble,' might be better called 'Crumble' due to the dusty dispositio...