Three Beers Later

Another Sampleven. Mark went to the clearance rack and found some more dusty beer. And then he got some fresh beer from a home brewer. Either way....DEALS! In this episode, we welcomed in Chris Basnett to the show. He talked about sports for awhile, then we got deep into some serious topics. WWII. 9/11. Y2K. Stuff got real. We lightened it up by spoiling the hell outta Avengers and figuring out st...

Last week, we went down the hall. This week, we're officially a mobile podcast! For episode 32, we were hosted by friend of the show Daine, and his good friend Freddy Krueger. Daine's basement has a serious "you're not leaving here alive" vibe to it. But...he has lots of beer! And we drank it. Even chugged some of it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

Episode 31. We invited Brett Kane back. I know, I know. But he promised not to talk so much this time. In this episode, we talk about Kendall Jenner nipple envy. We discuss goat yoga. And goat golf. We debate whether Leonardo Dicaprio is a Tier 1 celebrity. And we talk about our hall pass celebrities. All while enjoying New Belgium's Sour Saison. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/br...

Episode 30, y'all. It's a milestone. So we did a super-long episode with four people in the studio. Settle in, folks. In this episode, we talked about whether this beer pictured is racist. We talked about what it means to be cultured. We talked about some fancy MIT device that literally reads your thoughts. Mark bought a Dodge Journey. There were lots of spoiler alerts. We talked about bee...

Mike Schaefer said he wanted to bring beer. So we let Mike Schaefer bring beer. In this episode, Schaefer regales us with stories from his exploits in Iceland, including a trip to school to learn about the Icelandic elves and hidden people. We discussed condom snorting. We discussed restaurant service. We discussed how to google songs that you only kinda know, but don't really know. All while...

Episode 28. 28 divided by 4 is 7. That's math, and that math means we have to drink high abv beers! #7Every7 In this episode, we welcomed in Josh Batt from Triple B Printing. We talked about shirts for awhile. Then we MFK'ed some Rock Bands and some mildly famous women. And Albert Belle. Connor talked about Lorde for a LONG time. Mark talked about how he doesn't get music. And we drank...

Grab your blankies, folks. It's about to get real spooky up in here. In this week's episode, we welcome in Trent from Beyond Life Investigations. And he has some really creepy stories about some girl named Sally. We talk about this rich Silicon Valley dude who thinks he can upload his brain to the cloud. And Connor finally watched The Push. So we talk about it. All while drinking Tallgrass...

Episode 26. No rules. No guests. Just two guys drinking six beers. In this episode, we discussed how much we love St. Patrick’s day (Italics = sarcasm). Then we talk about hangovers and Pedialyte. We spoiled the hell out of The Push on Netflix, and decided that while Connor might not commit murder, Mark definitely would. […] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ht...

Episode 25, y'all. We're bringing in the big guns. Steven M. F. Sipple. In this episode, we started by talking WAY too much about the day job. Then we righted the ship by getting into our wheelhouse, sexbots. Along the way, we discussed paper routes, eating oranges in the shower, and Tonya Harding. All while drinking Sierra Nevada's Otra Vez Gose. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...

This one was supposed to be an Ocho Crowlers episode. But Doug brought beers, and what are we gonna do, say no? Yeah, right! In this episode, we talked about how stupid motivational phrases are. We power-ranked Netflix shows. And Adam Sandler movies. We tried to remember all of the Canadian provinces (spoiler: we failed). And then things got weird with ASMR and circumcisions. All while enjoying be...

Episode 23. Who knew there were so many prime numbers. We made a new rule that has....something to do with numbers? In this episode, we talked about sampling at grocery stores. We talked about Kansas City bbq, public transportation, beer fests, vomit, all that stuff. And we talked about garbage disposals in toilets. All while drinking beers from Odell, Zipline and Kros Strain. Advertising Inquirie...

Episode 22. Daine is back. Once again, he got us drunk. In this episode, we talked about Jonah Hill. And we talked about marrying girls who will die soon. And we talked about quarterbacks from the University of Oregon. As you might be noticing, we jumped around a little bit. All while enjoying a nice sampling of beers (and one very bad beer) courtesy of our good friend Daine. Advertising Inquiries...

Episode 21. Despite all these people who cover the red-clad team, we didn't talk about them at all. Please give us praise. In this episode, we talk about Mel Gibson's desire to make a Passion of the Christ 2. Then we make an awkward transition to Connor's $69.69 purchase of shoes. Vacations. Mixtapes. Punching Iowans on their pre-wedding honeymoon. All while drinking Fernson Brewing&#3...

Episode 20. We were supposed to have a guest. Spoiler alert: We did not. BUT...we did complain about barbecue people. And food shamers in general. And we talked about movies, which led to talking about race, which led to talking about sexual assault, which will probably lead to many complaints for our HR people. As is the natural progression, that led into a conversation about peeing in the shower...

It only took 19 episodes, but we finally brought in someone who knows something about beer. In this episode, we welcome in Joe Delp from Meier’s Cork & Bottle. And he brought beer! We figure out what the heck a poop knife is. We talk about breastaurants and strip clubs (which are only ok in […] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You want a beer podcast? Here’s your damned beer podcast. In this episode, Connor smells a bottle of Sam Adams’ Utopias. And tries to lick a little that was left on the rim. We decide whether to be scared of a dolphin uprising and reminisce on our entry into the craft beer universe. We look […] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're still finding more prime numbers. Tonight, we bring on the bombers! In this episode, we find a woman with some crazy demands for her boyfriend's Call of Duty usage. We discuss sushi, sexbots, and Donald Trump. We reminisce with Michael Snow, and narrow in on a new celebrity to interview. All while enjoying Zipline's Barrel-Aged Hibiscus Saison, Avery Brewing's Ginger Sour and...

It only took 16 episodes, but we got a girl in here. #OchoCrowlers In this episode, we discuss Chrissy Teigen and the Kardashians. Air travel and self-checkouts. Ice skating and grocery shopping. And feminism. I think we solved feminism. All while drinking New Belgium's Le Terroir and La Folie. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode, we reminisce about our Hot Ones bowel movements. We take a look at a man (who happens to be Asian) who died doing stupid things. We remember Beanie Babies. We talked to Simba's wife about their storybook love story. All while drinking Backswing Brewing's Brown Ale. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hot sauces. Beer. Time to test the intestinal fortitude. Oh yeah, and it's #7Every7! In this episode, we welcome in Brett Baker of Hot Ones fame. He tried to kill us with some chicken wings. We also discussed Christmas boobs, terminal ill patients who aren't actually going to die, and what the best way to pee is. But mostly, we just tried to survive the Hot Ones torture. All while enjoying...

In this episode, we find some people much more devoted to the Never Ending Pasta Pass than Connor was. We discuss the merits of bikini baristas. The comedic value of the word "boner." And how often does a person really need to use soap? All while drinking Kinkaider Brewing's Snow Beast Winter Ale. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle....

In this episode, Connor Happer and Mark Onwiler make a concerted effort to "gotta go faster." And then we start to talk about Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un. Oh well! We also discuss Canada and why they can't keep animals alive in their zoos. Blockbuster is now "hipster cool." License plates. Throwing axes. Andy Buckley (naturally). All while enjoying Empyrean's Winter Wisdom...

Russians. Martians. Frank Underwood. Thanksgiving. Working in the media. Complaining about the media. And smelly baseball hats. All while drinking some Michigan beers. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Andy Buckley called. in. Or was it David Wallace? Hard to tell. Either way, it was fun. Travis brought liquor and talked about soccer. Connor might be overextending himself. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Connor and Mark recover from some heavy beers with a nice, sessionable IPL from Brickway in Omaha. Cocaine, hotels, sexbot babies, and half-marathons. What do they have in common? Probably nothing, but they all come up in this week's episode! Plus, a chain restaurant edition of the Top 7. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy